#428. Mike Pence Is Not a Top Banana

These two cunt-servative Midwest clowns invoke very specific imagery.

(Lesser known Congressman Greg Pence (R-IN) is on the left.  They rarely take pictures together because they don't wish to be perceived as a political dynasty.  Yeah, right!  Good luck now assholes.)

Anyhoo, here's what cums to mind...

A.  A Sunday morning "going out of business, early bird white sale" at JC Penney.  Sheets, pillow cases, various Klan accessories.

B.  The biggest sycophantic stooge in the history of American politics.  I'm talkin' the former Veep.  Nobody knows or remotely cares about his brotherly fuck.

C.  Some kind of born-again hot dog weenie roast featuring the Chrisagis Brothers of Tiltonsville, OH.

D.  Fuck option D.  What the fuck is this?!?  Where the hell are these two honkies from?  Philly???  The city of brotherly love?  Uh, no.  Columbus... Indiana.

Seriously, the Orange Prolapse releases an artificially generated stampede on his very own Vice President.  Replete with an all-out bloodthirsty riot, "Hang Mike Pence" chants, the works.   Then, months later, loving brother Gregory votes against a bilateral 1-6 commission/investigation.  In essence, saying to fellow brother Mike, you're not even worthy of an incestuous relationship.  Talk about literally hanging your brother out to sexually dry.  That's how seriously fucked up this shit is.  

And THAT, in a nutshell... is the Republican party in the year of 2021.  And beyond.  Well, at least until you can maneuver a forcible retraction of the Orange Prolapse.  But trust me, it's gonna be hangin' out for a long time.

Dedicated to Helio Castroneves.  Great 4th Indy 500 win today.  

In the wake of the recent Republican Senate Minority "Dred Scott" vote to nix the 1-6 bipartisan commission, your vibrant celebration was just what our country needed.  Especially straight outta the heartland of central Indiana.  Kudos!

I doubt any Republican Senators watched it.  Although I'm sure they'd tweet about it if it served their purpose.  Too bad the winner wasn't a guy named Ricky Bobby McBooger.

Mike Pence Is Not A Top Banana
sonofsaf

Mike Pence is not a top banana
But the ultimate honky
The Vice President’s skin is god damn white
Through sycophancy for thee
The Orange Prolapse was filled with nonsense
His White House no longer home
When I cream at the prospect of being white trash
Then my best friends will hang me by the throat

Mike Pence is not a top banana
But the ultimate honky
The Vice President’s skin is god damn white
Through sycophancy for thee
The Orange Prolapse was filled with nonsense
His White House no longer home
When I cream at the prospect of being white trash
Then my best friends will hang me by the throat

Back Home Again in Indiana
Straight No Chaser

Back home again in Indiana
And it seems that I can see
The gleaming candlelight still shining bright
Through the sycamores for me
The new mown hay sends all its fragrance
From the fields I used to roam
When I dream about the moonlight on the Wabash
Then I long for my Indiana home

Back home again in Indiana
And it seems that I can see
The gleaming candlelight still shining bright
Through the sycamores for me
The new mown hay sends all its fragrance
From the fields I used to roam
When I dream about the moonlight on the Wabash
Then I long for my Indiana home

Mason and I saw the Rolling Stones at the Indy Motor Speedway (July 4th weekend of 2015).  Fun concert.  Weak tailgating.  Free tickets.  In fact, I think we made an $160 extra or so.  Never been to a race there.  In fact,  I have never been to an IRL event.  Perhaps someday.

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