#422. Mitch

So now Senator Mitch McConnell has devolved into a Spineless McWorm?   I'd like to see the Daily News continue in this direction.  Take it to another level though.  I'm thinking more broadly in terms of "white slime."  I actually touched on this angle with a McDonald's pink slime parody back in early February.

I'd also settle for "Chinless Bitch" or a rambling intro at the mic... "It's Mitch from straight outta Kentucky... let's all give it up for Bitch McFucky"

 

Mitch
sonofsaf

Frames are so wired, minority shit
Just plays the long game deep
He rarely gets fucked, ass hole impacted
He is a real big geek

Who woulda thunk, he’s from Kentucky
Committed to the far right
Senator honky, food without season
Mumble and act so shy

Yeah McConnell’s to blame
He can relate like a kosher hog
Yeah there can be no doubt
His ass is farting louder and he’s shitting scum, alright

Yeah, you gotta lick it, wild, you suck my dick
We’ll spill some blood, he’s the Mitch
Yeah, you gotta lick it, wild, you suck my dick
We’ll spill some blood, he’s the Mitch, alright

Actin’, T-Rexy, more like a dud
In the toilet stall all night
Playin’, runnin’ D.C., can’t get a hard on
When will he see the light, alright

Yeah McConnell’s to blame
He can relate like a kosher hog
Yeah there can be no doubt
His ass is farting louder and he’s shitting scum, alright

I want it, woo
I said, hey, yeah, get alright now, get it
Got to be
Hey, I'll get alright now, get it
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, yeah, get on
Hey, hey, hey

Bitch
Rolling Stones

Feeling so tired, can't understand it
Just had a fortnight's sleep
I'm feeling so stuffed, I'm so distracted
Ain't touched a thing all week

I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason
Just had a horse meat pie

Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright

Yeah, you got to mix it, child, you got to fix
It must be love, it's a bitch
Yeah, you got to mix it, child, you got to fix
It must be love, it's a bitch, alright

Sometimes, I'm sexy, move like a stud
Like kicking the stall all night
Sometimes, I'm so shy, got to be worked on
Don't have no bark or bite, alright

Yeah, when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah, when you lay me out
My heart is bumping louder than a big bass drum, alright

I want it, woo
I said, hey, yeah, get alright now, get it
Got to be
Hey, I'll get alright now, get it
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, yeah, get on
Hey, hey, hey 

Our 2020 summer Stones concert at Heinz Field was indefinitely postponed.  Part of the Covid cancel culture.  Pretty sure the Rolling Stones are done.  I just can't envision them shredding the stage in 2022.  Then again, you never know.

Rolling Stones:

9-29-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA

6-20-15, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

7-4-15, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Indianapolis, IN

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