#425. You're Not Immune

This one goes out to all you Covid deniers.

Mask shamers.  Asian haters (but General Tso lovers).  Fox News junkies.  Tucker Carlson enthusiasts.  Orange Prolapse fanatics.  Marjorie Taylor Greene donors.  Matt Gaetz slicksters.  And so on and so forth.

However, I will concede... I do think society will one day look back on the "outdoor mask wearing phenomenon," particularly while exercising (walking, jogging, riding a bike, etc.), as a trend that bordered on absolute lunacy.  Followed closely by that bizarre, universal restaurant policy which took hold.  You must wear a mask to enter but may remove it the second you've been seated.  You know, because at some point, it becomes necessary to put the food and/or beverage into your mouth.

The strangest of them all though is probably the solo masked up drivers cruising down the interstate with their windows down.  Then again, those could be Uber/Lyft drivers and it's a condition of employment.

 

You’re Not Immune
sonofsaf

Covid is violence
China doesn’t give a shite
Fauci is toiling
He was burned by the far right
The breathless sound from respirator
Do not guffaw or you’ll succumb

You’re not immune

Lungs lined with cement
Oxygen is what you crave
Trump’s not in prison
What the fucks that really say
Spoke to a priest but his ass was sore
Do not guffaw or you’ll succumb

You’re not immune
Hey, yeah
You’re not immune

You need to hit the gym
You’re fat and lame
And the Orange Prolapse was a con (con)
In Stormy Daniels hell - it’s not as fun
His dick was short it wasn’t long
Not long

Oh yeah, baby

Why would you oppose
Losing sense of taste and smell
Deadly sins seven
Time to say your last farewell

Spoke to a priest but his ass was sore
Do not guffaw or you’ll succumb
You’re not immune.
Hey, yeah
You’re not immune
Hey, yeah
You’re not immune
Whoa Whoa Yeah,
You’r not immune
(Howls)

Bark At The Moon
Ozzy Osbourne

Screams break the silence / Covid is violence
Waking from the dead of night
Vengence is boiling
He's returned to kill the light
Then when he's found who he's looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Bark at the moon

Years spent in torment
Buried in a nameless grave
Now he has risen
Miracles would have to save
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Bark at the moon
Hey, yeah
Bark at the moon

They cursed and buried him
Along with shame
And thought his timeless soul had gone (gone)
In empty burning hell - unholy one
But he's returned to prove them wrong
So wrong

Oh yeah, baby

Howling in shadows
Living in a lunar spell
He finds his heaven
Spewing from the mouth of hell

Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon.
Hey, yeah
Bark at the moon
Hey, yeah
Bark at the moon
Whoa Whoa Yeah,
Bark at the moon
(Howls)

Favorite Ozzy studio album?  Gotta go with Bark At The Moon.  Hand down.  Just too many classics with zero filler.  Ultimate Sin is #2.  Mankind should pay tribute to mid-80's Ozzy.  Speaking of Tribute, that one would likely round out my top 3.  Although whoever was responsible for mixing that live recording did a pretty shitty job.  Just sounds way too low and muddy.  What a shame.

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