#405. Insurrection

January 6, 2021 didn't work out too well for Rosanne Boyland.  

She was a Kennesaw, Georgia resident and recovering drug addict and dedicated Orange Prolapse adherent and Q-Anon devotee... who was crush asphyxiated on the steps of the U.S. Capitol.  

Suffocated and trampled to death.  Twas an honorable death I suppose.  Similar to Tasha Yar being enveloped and overwhelmed by that truculent tar monster.

The Dems should unleash a string of political ads featuring a variety of bizarre, disgruntled, evil creatures seen throughout movie and television history.  But ghetto-photoshop those bitches and make 'em all the color orange.  We could label it "super-imposition."  Creature of the Orange Lagoon, the blob, one of those dragons from Game of Thrones, etc.   

Insurrection
sonofsaf

Fuck you!
Insurrection
Fuck you!
This is your insurrection

Terrorizin’ times, come on!
(Let's terrorize)
Terrorizin’ times, come on!
(Let's terrorize)

There’s a prolapse comin’ out his rear
An insurrection from 2020 fears
So bring your Trump flags and your hatred too
We gonna terrorize and murder a few

Come on now, insurrection
Let's all terrorize and commit some crimes
Insurrection
We gonna terrorize and commit some crimes

We’re orange birds of a feather
We say fuck you, steal your treasure
On the face of every girl cum shot!

Fuck you!
It's an insurrection
Fuck you!

Terrorizin’ time, come on!
(It's an insurrection)
Terrorizin’ time, come on!
(Let's terrorize)

There's a prolapse comin’ out his rear
A confirmation of 2020 fears
So bring your Trump flags and your hatred too
We gonna terrorize and murder a few

Come on now, insurrection
Let's all terrorize and commit some crimes
Insurrection
We gonna terrorize and commit some crimes

We’re orange birds of a feather
We say fuck you, steal your treasure
On the face of every girl cum shot!

Fuck you!
It's an insurrection
Fuck you!
It's a celebration

Terrorizin’ time, come on!
(It's an insurrection)
Terrorizin’ time, come on!
(Let's terrorize)

We're gonna drink 19 Crimes tonight
Let's terrorize, pick a fight
We're gonna drink 19 Crimes tonight
Let's terrorize, pick a fight, baby

We're gonna drink 19 Crimes tonight
(Insurrection)
Let's terrorize, pick a fight
We're gonna drink 19 Crimes tonight
(Insurrection)
Let's terrorize, pick a fight

Fuck you!
Fuck you!

Terrorizin’ time, come on!
(Let's terrorize)
Terrorizin’ time, come on!
(It's an insurrection)

Terrorizin’ time, come on!
(Let's terrorize)
(Come on and terrorize tonight)
Terrorizin’ time, come on!
(Not everything's gonna be alright, let's terrorize)

Terrorizin’ time, come on!
(Let's terrorize)
Terrorizin’ time, come on!

Celebration
Kool And The Gang

Yahoo!
Celebration
Yahoo!
This is your celebration

Celebrate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)

There's a party goin' on right here
A celebration to last throughout the years
So bring your good times and your laughter too
We gonna celebrate your party with you

Come on now, celebration
Let's all celebrate and have a good time
Celebration
We gonna celebrate and have a good time

It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure?
Everyone around the world come on!

Yahoo!
It's a celebration
Yahoo!

Celebrate good times, come on!
(It's a celebration)
Celebrate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)

There's a party goin' on right here
A dedication to last throughout the years
So bring your good times and your laughter too
We gonna celebrate and party with you

Come on now, celebration
Let's all celebrate and have a good time, yeah yeah
Celebration
We gonna celebrate and have a good time

It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure?
Everyone around the world come on!

Yahoo!
It's a celebration
Yahoo!
It's a celebration

Celebrate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate come on now)
Celebrate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)

We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right, baby

We're gonna have a good time tonight
(Celebration)
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
(Celebration)
Let's celebrate, it's all right

Yahoo!
Yahoo!

Celebrate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on!
(It's a celebration)

Celebrate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)
(Come on and celebrate tonight)
Celebrate good times, come on!
('Cause everything's gonna be alright, let's celebrate)

Celebrate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on!

Kool And The Gang:

3-30-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Since back in 1981, Kool and the Gang has played in Pittsburgh on 6 occasions.  Believe it or not, I saw them open for Van Halen.  Probably the most unusual concert pairing I've ever witnessed.  Other strange duos that come to mind.  The Violent Femmes opening for the Dead at Buckeye Lake in the early 90's and I'd have to say the Scorpions with Deep Purple at Star Lake in 2002.

Feel free to share this material with the January 6, 2021 brainwashed idiots/domestic terrorists awaiting their respective court appearances.  Who knows?  Maybe it will buoy their spirits.  It's my understanding the total number is currently 440... and growing.