Just when you think you've heard and seen it all, Kentucky Senator Rand Paul accuses 1980's pop music crooner Richard Marx of mailing him anthrax. Workers of the World Unite! Nice Fuckin' Life! (obligatory references to socialism and biological weaponry).
I have been targeted multiple times now, it is reprehensible that Twitter allows C-list celebrities to advocate for violence against me and my family!
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Richard Marx
sonofsaf
Rand Paul that name sounds gay
Sometimes blows on a nigga keep it real
You know what they say
Pitchin’ not catchin’ on the field
But the fetid
Squalor’s not cool
And he reeks of shit
Crusted whore
Rand Paul has a plan
Molesting itty bitty little girls
With a dick in hand
And he once sucked this haggard dude Merle
Stop the stealing
Orange Prolapse
McDonald’s feeling
Anthrax a la carte
U.S. mail with a shart
But the spores are not dark
Cause it came from Richard Marx
Rand Paul that name sounds gay
Sometimes blows on a nigga keep it real
You know what they say
Pitchin’ not catchin’ on the field
But the fetid
Squalor’s not cool
And he reeks of shit
Crusted whore
Born in Wheeling was an ass
Stop the stealing oh Orange Prolapse
Royal crowning drink it fast
sonofsaf
Rand Paul that name sounds gay
Sometimes blows on a nigga keep it real
You know what they say
Pitchin’ not catchin’ on the field
But the fetid
Squalor’s not cool
And he reeks of shit
Crusted whore
Rand Paul has a plan
Molesting itty bitty little girls
With a dick in hand
And he once sucked this haggard dude Merle
Stop the stealing
Orange Prolapse
McDonald’s feeling
Anthrax a la carte
U.S. mail with a shart
But the spores are not dark
Cause it came from Richard Marx
Rand Paul that name sounds gay
Sometimes blows on a nigga keep it real
You know what they say
Pitchin’ not catchin’ on the field
But the fetid
Squalor’s not cool
And he reeks of shit
Crusted whore
Born in Wheeling was an ass
Stop the stealing oh Orange Prolapse
Royal crowning drink it fast
Tiny Spark
Brendan Benson
I've always been this way
Never known any other way to feel
Got the right of way
And all of the others must yield
But I'm naked
And I'm in school
And I can't make it
To the door
Try to understand
That an oyster can only make a pearl
From a grain of sand
But from what I don't know comes a girl
And I'm trying
Not to laugh
Feels like I'm dying
When we break apart
And you take back your heart
And it aches in the dark
But it makes a tiny spark
I've always been this way
Never known any other way to feel
Got the right of way
And all of the others must yield
But I'm naked
And I'm in school
And I can't make it
To the door
We were lying in the grass
I was trying oh not to laugh
I was drowning in the past
Brendan Benson
I've always been this way
Never known any other way to feel
Got the right of way
And all of the others must yield
But I'm naked
And I'm in school
And I can't make it
To the door
Try to understand
That an oyster can only make a pearl
From a grain of sand
But from what I don't know comes a girl
And I'm trying
Not to laugh
Feels like I'm dying
When we break apart
And you take back your heart
And it aches in the dark
But it makes a tiny spark
I've always been this way
Never known any other way to feel
Got the right of way
And all of the others must yield
But I'm naked
And I'm in school
And I can't make it
To the door
We were lying in the grass
I was trying oh not to laugh
I was drowning in the past
I've liked this tune since back when Amandasar Overmars got me hooked on it. Never seen Brendan Benson. Double B has never played the Burgh.
For what it's worth, and it ain't worth much, I've never seen Richard Marx in concert either. However, I did scalp the hell out of his Hara Arena, Dayton, Ohio show back in 1989.
Please do not share this material with Senator Rand Paul (R-KY). I'm hereby proposing a congressional amendment that... anytime a person references Rand Paul or Mitch McConnell, either be referred to as the honorable senator of "KY Jelly."
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