Monday, May 31, 2021

#430. Michael Flynn

Over Memorial Day weekend, disgraced former General Michael Flynn showed up at a Q-Anon conference in Dallas, Texas.  

Several months ago, Flynn flashes a coy grin after receiving a presidential pardon from the Orange Prolapse.

Flynn was asked during a Q&A session:  “I want to know why what happened in Myanmar can’t happen here?” (referring to a military coup)

After cheers from the crowd died down, Flynn responded:  “No reason.  I mean, it should happen here.”

General Flynn

“General Flynn thinks that Q-Anon’s real,
cause he hates democracy and Trump’s the real deal.  
Michael Flynn’s a traitor, it’s the Q-Anon steal.”

“Election was stolen,
and all that jive,
everything’s a show,
you’ll never realize.”

Tato Skins

“Tato skins got baked potato appeal,
cause they’re made with potatoes and skins that are real.
Tato skins from Keebler, baked potato appeal!”

“Cheddar cheese and bacon,
sour cream and chives,
tasty baked potatoes
you won’t believe your eyes.”

As far as the salty snack chip category goes, I've never cared much for Tato Skins.  Much like those "house made chips" served at various diners in lieu of french fries, they're just a little too burnt for my tastes.  I recommend Clancy's brand from Aldi.  They're slightly superior to Lays if you can believe it.  And of course the indomitably synthetic Munchos... a sodium chloride bonanza striaght outta Casa Grande, Arizona.

Please do not share this information with General Michael Flynn, former President Donald J. Trump, and/or Keebler Elves.

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