Friday, May 14, 2021

#382. Chip Roy Doesn't Care

The Orange Prolapse has a new enemy.  It's Congressman Chip Roy (R-TX). 

Even years ago, you could tell that Trump was somewhat flustered and uneasy with Roy's presence.

Surprisingly, the former First Cunty doesn't seem to mind.

But now this...

Donald J. Trump

5:20pm May 13, 2021

Can’t imagine Republican House Members would go with Chip Roy—he has not done a great job, and will probably be successfully primaried in his own district. I support Elise, by far, over Chip!

You see, after House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy railroaded Liz Cheney out of the Conference Chair position, Roy took it upon himself to challenge Elise Sychophantic for the title.  She beat him convincingly in a secret vote (134 - 46). Roy also was one of a tiny handful of Republicans who voted to impeach the Sunkist Blob for his role in the January 6, 2021 insurrection.

Dedicated to CHiPs superstar and Chrisagii heartthrob Erik Estrada.



Chip Roy Doesn’t Care
sonofsaf

Accused of always gettin’ played
I worshiped an orange clown
But he tried to steal the government
The tannest douche in town
Gonna make this country great
And yes, I have no hair
Voters think I’m lazy
But I’m not worse for wear
So don’t wake me at the crack of dawn
Chip Roy doesn’t care
Chip Roy doesn’t care
I’ve never heard of Rusted Roots
Not feedin’ the needy
I fuck the Dems in every way
I’ll always have my seat
But the Orange Prolapse ain’t for me
I still ain’t worse for wear
Voters ay I’m lazy
Those Trumpers don’t play fair
How could they be so god damn fat
Chip Roy doesn’t care
Chip Roy doesn’t care
Chip Roy doesn’t care
Yeah Chip doesn’t care

Of certain things there is no doubt
Jesus Christ is here to stay
Religious right is checkin’ out
The way that others pray
These people are not okay
They think their god is number one
Except when they step in shit
It ain’t easy bein’ dumb
Still voters say I’m lazy
Those Trumpers don’t play fair
Ask thee you’ll see
Chip Roy doesn’t care
Chip Roy doesn’t care
Chip Roy doesn’t care
Yeah Chip doesn’t care
Tell 'em, boys
(Erik Estrada cares)
(Chip, Chip, yeah Chip doesn’t care)
(Erik Estrada cares)
(Chip, Chip)
(Erik Estrada cares)
(Chip, Chip, yeah Chip doesn’t care)
(Erik Estrada cares)
(Chip, Chip)
(Erik Estrada cares)
(Chip, Chip, yeah Chip doesn’t care)
(Erik Estrada cares)
(Chip, Chip)
(Erik Estrada cares)
(Chip, Chip, yeah Chip doesn’t care)
(Erik Estrada cares)
Yeah, Chip doesn’t care
(Chip, Chip)
(Erik Estrada cares)

 

It’s Hip To Be Square
Huey Lewis & The News

I used to be a renegade
I used to fool around
But I couldn't take the punishment
And had to settle down
Now I'm playing it real straight
And yes, I cut my hair
You might think I'm crazy
But I don't even care
Because I can tell what's going on
It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square
I like my bands in business suits
I watch them on TV
I'm working out most every day
And watchin' what I eat
They tell me that it's good for me
But I don't even care
I know that it's crazy
I know that it's nowhere
But there is no denying that
It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square
So hip to be square

It's not too hard to figure out
You see it every day
And those that were the farthest out
Have gone the other way
You see them on the freeway
It don't look like a lot of fun
But don't you try to fight it
An idea whose time has come
Don't tell me that I'm crazy
Don't tell me I'm nowhere
Take it from me
It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square
It's hip to be square
So hip to be square
Tell 'em, boys
(Here, there, and everywhere)
(Hip, hip, so hip to be a square)
(Here, there, and everywhere)
(Hip, hip)
(Here, there, and everywhere)
(Hip, hip, so hip to be a square)
(Here, there, and everywhere)
(Hip, hip)
(Here, there, and everywhere)
(Hip, hip, so hip to be a square)
(Here, there, and everywhere)
(Hip, hip)
(Here, there, and everywhere)
(Hip, hip, so hip to be a square)
(Here, there, and everywhere)
So hip to be square
(Hip, hip)
(Here, there, and everywhere)




Huey Lewis & The News:

Saw them at the Wheeling Civic Center back in high school.  Great show.  Can't seem to find the date (late 80's).  So much for the news, eh? 

Huey Lewis showed up at The Meadows Casino in Washington, PA back in 2015.  Would have attended but it conflicted with the Rolling Stones at Heinz Field.

Please do not share this information with Chip Roy (R-TX), Elise Stefanik (R-NY), Kevin McCarthy (R-CA), Liz Cheney (R-WY), former President Donald J. Trump, and/or Erik Estrada.


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