#404. Sidney Crosby

Never met Sidney Crosby.  

Had an unusual run-in with Superior Motors Mario Brothers.  But that's a different story.  Warning: disturbing content.  Come to think of it, Sid the Kid played the starring role in something else.  Warning: sick.

I'll almost definitely zip down and check out the scene for Game 5 (Penguins vs. Islanders; first round).  The tailgating scene is altogether nonexistent.  No noise.  No buzz.  Just the same group of guys across from the upper entrance.  Three cars.  To be frank, it's a dozen guys with their dicks in the wind.  One of them likely named Frank (nickname Frank the Tank).  Fortunately, it'll be in the mid 70's and breezy.  Which, for the record, is suitable cock waving weather.

Sidney Crosby
sonofsaf

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Sometimes they’ll get into fights
Geno Malkin’s a real go-getter
He’s a Russian who is white

Us hockey men are not shitty children
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) We score on the power play
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) Crosby streaks the ice he’s litty no
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) Ladies man who is not gay…

(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Sidney Crosby (ah-ha...)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Sidney Crosby (ah-ha...)

Way down under is a Sydney
Australia they got it all
But they don’t play very much hockey
We should go there and kill ‘em all

Oh oh-oh
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(Ooh-ooh-ooh) That team is altogether white
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) Geno Malkin’s a real go, he’s a real go-getter
(Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh)
And I must say that hockey’s white

(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Sidney Crosby (ah-ha...)
Hockey is white…
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Sidney Crosby (ah-ha...)
Hockey is white…
(Ooh ooh-ooh-ooh)
Sidney Crosby (ah-ha...)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Sidney Crosby (ah-ha...)

 

In the City
Eagles

Somewhere out on that horizon
Out beyond the neon lights
I know there must be somethin' better
But there's nowhere else in sight

It's survival in the city children
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) When you live from day to day
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) City streets don't have much pity no
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) When you're down that's where you'll stay...

(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
In the city (ah-ha...)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
In the city (ah-ha...)

I was born here in the city
With my back against the wall
Nothing grows and life ain't very pretty
No one's there catch you when you fall

Oh oh-oh
Somewhere out on that horizon
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) Faraway from the neon sky
(Ooh-ooh-ooh) I know there must be somethin' must be somethin' better
(Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh)
And I can't stay another night

(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
In the city (ah-ha...)
Another night...
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
In the city (ah-ha...)
Another night...
(Ooh ooh-ooh-ooh)
In the city (ah-ha...)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
In the city (ah-ha...)

 

Crosby had his first season with the Penguins back in 2005.  Since then, I've attended a grand total of 21 Penguins games. Spanning from Mellon to Consol to PPG Paints.  Not sure how many times he was absent from the ice due to injury.  Probably just a couple times.  He's pretty durable.

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