Thursday, May 20, 2021

#397. You Look Like A Gnu

I'll admit it.  Confession of the millennium here.  

I used to watch Friends.  Kinda lost interest in the show right after Rachel had her baby.

So they're doing one of those "where are they now" reunion shows on HBO Max.  Joey opened a chain of sandwich shops... but is constantly teetering on the edge of bankruptcy because he eats all the merchandise.  Monica obsessively and compulsively terrorizes the other parents at her daughter's kindergarten bake sale.  Bizarro Chandler opens a strip bar in upstate New York and calls it The Bing.  

So Saf, will you be taking the journey down memory lane?   Uh, not likely.  


My parody raises the question... what if the cast members were all disgusting, hideous looking individuals.  Morbidly obese, deformities, track marked heroin junkies, bed ridden, etc.


You Look Like A Gnu
sonofsaf

So no one told you that you’re lookin’ like a yak
You just got dumped, you’re humped
Existence is so whack
Why do they always fuck you in the rear
With a dildo you're not gay, not queer, not month
For a happy New Year, butt

You look like a gnu
(Not so rich you’d be poor)
You look like a gnu
(Might be harder to score)
You look like a gnu
(So I’ll bid you adieu)


I’ll Be There For You
The Rembrandts (Friends theme song)

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but

I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

 

Please do not share this material with the cast of Friends.

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