Florida Governor Ron DeSantis just played the starring role in a Trumpian-inspired bill signing ceremony (standard Jim Crow voter suppression legislation). Twas a Fox News exclusive! Surrounded by his favorite political tighty-whities and replete with perfunctory congratulatory celebrations. Deafening applause, high fives, and tears of joy. In a word... sick.
If I had to wager a guess, I think Ron DeSantis is the best positioned political heavyweight for the 2024 Republican nomination. The Senators (Cruz, Hawley, Scott, etc.) pretty much cancel each other out. Same logic would apply to the top tier Republican statesmen (Pence, Pompeo, Haley). Out of all of the sicko sycophants, I just think DeSantis has the best "lane." The real question is... who will Rupert Murdoch support. In tandem with the Orange Prolapse of course.
If DeSantis gets the nomination, I suspect he'll pick a woman for veep. Either dark horse Governor Kristi Noem (R-SD). Doubtful. Or former South Carolina Governor/UN Ambassador Nikki Haley. Probably Haley.
Ronny He Would
sonofsaf
To the West is Alabama better football team
We’re doin’ all we should no steroids we're clean
Name is Ron DeSantis he’ll do what he should
He’ll kiss a Trumper’s ass yeah Ronny he would
Will Trumpy get arrested only time will tell
But I don’t give a shit he’ll be a-burnin’ in hell
Go go
Go Ronny go go
Go Ronny go go
Go Ronny go go
Go Ronny go go
Ronny he would
The hardcore right is bitter and their leaders whack
Marjorie Taylor Greene is a Q-Anon quack
Oh, take a dump on Air Force One shitting and get laid
Voter law suppression is how he gits paid
He’s even married but we think he is gay
Oh my God what would the church-a-holics say
Go go
Go Ronny go go
Go Ronny go go
Go Ronny go go
Go Ronny go go
Ronny he would
His mother hates the coloreds and the lesbians
DeSantis hates the trannies he is not a fan
Racist hatred coming you can hear the sound
Tonguing Trump’s orange prolapse avoidin’ the brown
Next coup d’etat there’ll be plenty of fights
Saying Ronny he would that’s right
Go go
Go Ronny go
Go go go Ronny go
Go go go Ronny go
Go go go Ronny go
Go
Ronny he would
Johnny B. Goode
Chuck Berry
Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode
Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play a guitar just like a-ringin' a bell
Go go
Go Johnny go go
Go Johnny go go
Go Johnny go go
Go Johnny go go
Johnny B. Goode
He used to carry his guitar in a gunny sack
Go sit beneath the tree by the railroad track
Oh, the engineers would see him sitting in the shade
Strumming with the rhythm that the drivers made
The people passing by they would stop and say
"Oh my what that little country boy could play"
Go go
Go Johnny go go
Go Johnny go go
Go Johnny go go
Go Johnny go go
Johnny B. Goode
His mother told him "someday you will be a man
And you will be the leader of a big old band
Many people coming from miles around
To hear you play your music when the sun go down
Maybe someday your name will be in lights
Saying "Johnny B. Goode tonight"
Go go
Go Johnny go
Go go go Johnny go
Go go go Johnny go
Go go go Johnny go
Go
Johnny B. Goode
Never saw Chuck Berry in concert. Interestingly enough, he played Pittsburgh a grand total of 21 times. Mostly during the late 1950's at the Syria Mosque, the Stanley Theater and some venue known as "Rock and Roll Club." Berry passed away in 2017 at the age of 90.
So instead, we'll go with the Dead. I saw them close out their second set in Deer Creek w/ Johnny B. Goode. Twas good. Noblesville, Indiana (6-22-93)
Help > Slip > Frank, Wang Dang Doodle, High Time, It's All Over Now, Tom Thumb's Blues, Tennessee Jed, Picasson Moon
Victim, Crazy Fingers, Looks Like Rain > He's Gone > Drumz > Miracle > Days Between > Johnny B. Goode * Liberty
"After that hyper-charged first set, you got no other choice but to slow it down and grunge it out for the second." --- Block Head.
23 years later I saw Dead & Company close out their second set w/ Johnny B. Goode for a second time. At my traditional stomping grounds... Star Lake.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN ^
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN*
* - no ticket, crashed the gate
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
Please do not share this material with Governor Ron DeSantis (R-FL) and/or friends of his... like fellow Representative Matt Gaetz (R-FL)... who will soon be charged with child sex trafficking, statutory rape, and Dog knows what else. Hint: Bestiality.
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