#423. Immigrant Song

If you plan on navigating the treacherous U.S. Southern border, may I suggest singing this inspirational parody of the same name.

 

Immigrant Song
sonofsaf

Ah-ah, ah!
Ah-ah, ah!

We come from a land known as Mexico
Soccer’s so much fun but your football blows
We do not seek applause
We just need a helping hand
Don’t cut the cord’n, let us die
Border wall, we are running

Oh we sleep with Stormy whores
There can be no way to make you adore

Ah-ah, ah!
Ah-ah, ah!

We come from a land known as Mexico
Soccer’s so much fun but your football blows
The Orange Prolapse so mean
His colon so much more
The inflamed reddish hue is sore
I know this sounds untoward

Oh we sleep with Stormy whores
There can be no way to make you adore

So icing all the cops and Boston all the Bruins
America’s not great they say despite the Orange Prolapse choosing

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ahh, ah
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

Immigrant Song
Led Zeppelin

Ah-ah, ah!
Ah-ah, ah!

We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde, sing and cry
Valhalla, I am coming

On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore

Ah-ah, ah!
Ah-ah, ah!

We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
How soft your fields so green
Can whisper tales of gore
Of how we calmed the tides of war
We are your overlords

On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore

So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins
For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ahh, ah
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

 

Zeppelin-oriented concerts:

3-25-95, Jimmy Page & Robert Plant, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
6-28-00, Jimmy Page w/ The Black Crowes, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Please do not share this material with immigrants.