Monday, May 24, 2021

#406. Landing On A Trump Plane

This one's minimally interesting.  From the resolicious balsa wood desk in Mar-A-Lego-My-Eggo.

Donald J. Trump

6:17pm May 21, 2021

Many people have asked about the beautiful Boeing 757 that became so iconic during the Trump rallies. It was effectively kept in storage in Upstate New York in that I was not allowed to use it during my presidency. It is now being fully restored and updated and will be put back into service sometime prior to the end of the year. It will soon be brought to a Louisiana service facility for the completion of work, inspection and updating of Rolls-Royce engines, and a brand new paint job. When completed, it will be better than ever, and again used at upcoming rallies!  



So the Orange Prolapse is resurrecting the plane along with those "in and out", touchdown, airport hangar MAGA rallies.  Doesn't take a genius to figure this one out.  I imagine that he'll demand the presence of red state Governors, Senators and miscellaneous political bottom feeders.  If you don't show up and kiss the ring and pay sufficient respect, he'll put you on his blog hitlist and assign you a mean nickname.  As the 2022 mid-term cycle rolls around, I suspect Trump will try to strengthen his grip on the Republican party... instructing his supporters to NOT vote for specific Republicans who just coincidentally happen to be polling badly.  This way he can magnify his role as "perceived kingmaker" and continue to hold the party hostage.  If the Republicans fail to take back the House, which I think is a distinct possibility, Trump will say it's because the Republican candidates weren't strong enough or patriotic enough or weren't loyal to the MAGA movement.  Anything to remain relevant.  I also think there's a distinct possibility that if the Repubes don't take back the House, Trump will announce he's leaving the party and becoming an Independent and taking his rank and file voters with him.  Thereby, fracturing the party for the next decade.   Essentially eliminating it so as to exact revenge on all the alleged minority RINOS (McConnell, Romney, McCarthy, etc.).

But as far as the actual plane goes, I'd be willing to bet it reemerges with a new paint job that reads Trump One or Trump Force One.  The latter being a governmental shout out to his courageous Space Force.  Seriously, from an optics perspective, how could you ever imprison the "real" president who flies aboard a Trumpian version of Air Force One.

And any time the cunt wife flies solo, she'll be referred to as Trump Two (usurping the non-title from Mike Pence).


 

  Landing on a Trump Plane
sonofsaf

I’m the Orange Prolapse, and ready to blow
Melania is still a whore
I just ate a Big Mac with a large fry
But my gock is aching, I need more porn
The news is faking illustrating scorn
Already I want some fun the big lie
So diss me awhile you’ll see, tell me it’s all about me
Stormy Daniels didn’t want to blow

'Cause I'm landing on the Trump plane
I know I’ll need more cash to spend
Blow jobs for me to blow

Committed some crimes that make you frown
They call me the Orange Prolapse clown
I tell you how the traitors will sing
It’s a fucking show for me and you
Every cock I suck I'll suck for you
I don’t smoke crack, but I’m a ding-a-ling
So diss me awhile you’ll see
Tell me it’s all about me
Stormy Daniels didn’t want to blow

'Cause I'm landing on the Trump plane
I know I’ll need more cash to spend
Blow jobs for me to blow

Now that Michael Cohen was a Jew
A bad crime he was a Jew
Deserves to die, he is not okay
Fly Trump One around the sun so I’ll always be on the throne
Forgive my crimes cause I’ll never pay
Diss me awhile you’ll see, tell me it’s all about me
Stormy Daniels didn’t want to blow

'Cause I'm landing on the Trump plane
I know I’ll need more cash to spend
Blow jobs for me to blow
I'm landing on the Trump plane
I know I’ll need more cash to spend
Blow jobs for me to blow

 

Leaving On A Jet Plane
Bob Denver

All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say good-bye
But the dawn is breaking, it's early morn
The taxi's waiting He's blowing his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could die
So kiss me and smile for me, tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go

There's so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I tell you now they don't mean a thing
Every place I go I'll think of you
Every song I sing I'll sing for you
When I come back, I'll bring your wedding ring
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time let me kiss you
Then close your eyes, I'll be on my way
Dream about the days to come when I won't have to leave alone
About the times I won't have to say
Kiss me and smile for me, tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go
I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go 



 

From 1978 up until his 1997 plane crash, John Denver played in Pittsburgh a grand total of 13 times.  Never saw him.  However, I've been to Denver, Colorado several times (probably 10).

Please do not share this information with former President Donald J. Trump, former First Lady Melania Trump, and/or registered Republican voters.

   

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