Republican Texas Governor Greg Abbott just signed some of the most restrictive voter legistration into law. The question is why. Here's your answer. In 1984, an oak tree fell on Greg Abbott. He has used a wheelchair ever since. Now, in a desperate attempt to overcome the crippling decades of emasculation, he sucks up to the likes of the Donald Trump and the rag-tag domestic terrorist/insurrectionist/buffoonish base of the Republican party. Say what you will, but this is exactly how Greg derives his mojo.
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| Feckless Texan gubernatorial bitch pays homage to the Orange Prolapse |
Greg Lost His Mojo
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Greg lost his mojo
Greg lost his mojo
Greg lost his mojo
Greg lost his mojo
A tree fell on his back
We won’t cut him any flack
Voter suppression’s whack
That Greg did lack the mojo cack blow
Greg lost his mojo
Greg lost his mojo
Greg lost his mojo
Greg lost his mojo
The dream, of the right, let's fuck Greg Abbott alright!
The dream, of the right, let's fuck Greg Abbott alright!
Greg lost, gonna cry, has no mojo, Texas crime
Egg Raid On Mojo
Beastie Boys
Egg raid on Mojo
Egg raid on Mojo
Egg raid on Mojo
Egg raid on Mojo
We dressed all in black
We snuck up around the back
We began to attack
The eggs did crack on Mojo's back go
Egg raid on Mojo
Egg raid on Mojo
Egg raid on Mojo
Egg raid on Mojo
Don't scream, gonna fight, let's have an egg raid tonight
Don't scream, gonna fight, let's have an egg raid tonight
Egg raid, gonna' die, beat up Mojo, all the time
Beastie Boys:
8-14-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
Only saw the Beastie Boys once. Definitely one of my Top 10 shows. The energy level on the stage, and and in the crowd, was off the hook. Interesting tidbit --- If you take a look at the 1998 "Hello Nasty" setlists, they're all over the place. Kudos to the Beasties for bringing a pseudo Grateful Dead-like approach to a world class arena tour.
Please do not share this material with Governor Greg Abbott (R-TX) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.
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