#360. Duggar Me

Thirty three year old Josh Duggar was just released from an Arkansas jail pending his trial this summer.   This comes a week after he was arrested on child pornography charges.  An investigator said alleged images found on Duggar's computer was 'top five of the worst I’ve ever had to examine.'

(I hereby assign Josh the nickname "Dig Dug"... after that relatively boring arcade game from the early 80's)

 

Duggar Me
sonofsaf

The porn is rough now, just getting rougher
This new girls are tough, they’re just getting tougher
Duggar me, cum on my tits, Duggar me
Well I'm downloading some porno where they cum for din and Duggar me
My hard drive maybe is what’s causing’ this fuss
The animal farms, let's get bestial and such
Duggar me, fuck a whore and Duggar me
Well I'm downloading some porno where they cum for din and Duggar me

I love the pain, punishment show
My anticipation’s growing
The black and white, what’s in store
I keep downloading more and more

All this porno is out there look at all ‘dem whores
I can’t get enough it’s better when it’s so hardcore
Duggar me, cum on me Duggar me
Well I'm downloading some porno where they cum for din and Duggar me
I'm downloading some porno where they cum for din and Duggar me

Cover Me
Bruce Springsteen

The times are tough now, just getting tougher
This old world is rough, it's just getting rougher
Cover me, come on baby, cover me
Well I'm looking for a lover who will come on in and cover me
Promise me baby you won't let them find us
Hold me in your arms, let's let our love blind us
Cover me, shut the door and cover me
Well I'm looking for a lover who will come on in and cover me

Outside's the rain, the driving snow
I can hear the wild wind blowing
Turn out the light, bolt the door
I ain't going out there no more

This whole world is out there just trying to score
I've seen enough I don't want to see any more
Cover me, come on and cover me
I'm looking for a lover who will come on in and cover me
Looking for a lover who will come on in and cover me 

Bruce Springsteen:

10-27-12, Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Hall and Museum,  Pittsburgh, PA

10-27-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

4-22-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

1-16-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

9-11-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Since 1973, Bruce Springsteen has played in the city of Pittsburgh 37 times.  Just about every sized venue conceivable.  From Schenley Plaza in Oakland and Nick's Fat City on the South Side... all the way up to Three Rivers Stadium and PNC Park.  In honor of Josh Duggar's recent arrest, I'll be working on another Springsteen parody... Porn in the U.S.A.  It's sure to be a big hit.  Any other "boss" ideas that link Springsteen and Dig Dug with internet porn, drop me a line.

Please do not share this material with Josh Duggar and/or any of his 19 siblings.  Not to mention his wife Anna (who's pregnant with their 7th child) and his own kids: Maryella Hope, 17 months, Mason Garrett, 3, Meredith Grace, 5, Marcus Anthony, 7, Michael James, 9, and Mackynzie Renée, 11.