#349. Kim Jong Un

North Korean dick-tater-tot Kim Jong Un has reemerged in the headlines... again.  

The leader of the Hermit Kingdom warned the United States that it would face “a very grave situation” because President Joe Biden “made a big blunder.”  Ouch.

The Orange Prolapse admires the sculpted hairdo of Dog Chow Mein

Kim Jong Un
sonofsaf

There’s no need to frown North Korea’s down
Wheelin’ and dealin’ see what’s in store
Until I bid you adieu
There’s a Seoul that’s scarred if they do attack
I got some weapons for you yes that’s a fact
I sit on a throne with a crazy hairdo

I’m always bluffin’ a fight
Country’s a blight
I’m the Kim Jong Un

Now I know I look kinda homely
And I’m short and fat but not bony
To hear Korean screams
Crushin’ all of their dreams
I’m the Kim Jong Un

I’ve killed most of brothers shot them dead you see
I kill the spies murder is free
Hung from the gallows show the doom and gloom
I’m smellin’ all of the fears you chicken you’re fried
Count the many lives that have died
Tell death do us part there’s no other way

Oh, I’ll show all of my might
Bark’s worse than my bite
I’m the Kim Jong Un

Now I know I look kinda homely
And I’m short and fat but not bony
To hear Korean screams
Crushin’ all of their dreams
I’m the Kim Jong Un

The King of Saigon, chink by chink
And my leadership’s never wrong I am the missing link
And what will be’s what will will be, Donald Trump is my friend

Oh, I’ll show all of my might
Bark’s worse than my bite
I’m the Kim Jong Un

Now I know I look kinda homely
And I’m short and fat but not bony
To hear Korean screams
Crushin’ all of their dreams
I’m the Kim Jong Un

To hear Korean screams
Crushin’ all of their dreams
I’m the Kim Jong Un
Oh, hear Korean screams
Crushin’ all of their dreams
I’m the Kim Jong Un

Neon Moon
Brooks and Dunn

When the sun goes down on my side of town
That lonesome feeling comes to my door
And the whole world turns blue
There's a rundown bar 'cross the railroad tracks
I got a table for two way in the back
Where I sit alone and think of losing you

I spend most every night
Beneath the light
Of a neon moon

Now if you lose your one and only
There's always room here for the lonely
To watch your broken dreams
Dance in and out of the beams
Of a neon moon

I think of two young lovers running wild and free
I close my eyes and sometimes see
You in the shadows of this smoke-filled room
No telling how many tears I've sat here and cried
Or how many lies that I've lied
Telling my poor heart she'll come back someday

Oh, but I'll be alright
As long as there's light
From a neon moon

Oh, if you lose your one and only
There's always room here for the lonely
To watch your broken dreams
Dance in and out of the beams
Of a neon moon

The jukebox plays on, drink by drink
And the words of every sad song seem to say what I think
And its hurt inside of me, ain't never gonna end

Oh, but I'll be alright
As long as there's light
From a neon moon

Oh, if you lose your one and only
There's always room here for the lonely
To watch your broken dreams
Dance in and out of the beams
Of a neon moon

To watch your broken dreams
Dance in and out of the beams
Of a neon moon
Oh, watch your broken dreams
Dance in and out of the beams
Of a neon moon

Brooks & Dunn: 

9-3-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

6-9-07, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for Bon Jovi)

Great "double opener" from the same concert (Cain's Ballroom in Tulsa, Oklahoma - 2005).  Red Dirt Road > You Can't Take The Honky Tonk Out Of The Girl.  Honest admission alert:  I rarely listen to country music.  But out of all the current major touring acts, Brooks and Dunn is probably my favorite.  Then again, take a serious look at some of the competition.  It's all about patriotism, trucks and moonshine.  If you really want CMT, just turn on Fox News.  Shame shit, everyday.

Please do not share this information with former President Donald J. Trump and/or North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un.  Doing so would likely result in my untimely execution.