sonofsaf: #357. Nutting Baseball

Thursday, May 06, 2021

#357. Nutting Baseball

So I'm walking by PNC Park yesterday afternoon and the stands are packed! The place is going wild! Everyone's cheering their brains out. Not a ball game of course. It's the University of Pittsburgh graduation ceremonies and festivities. I even went in for a bit.


Neither welcome nor invited... but who gives a shit.

But then I'm walking by the front office...

Pittsburgh Pirates Community Listening Session?!? Gimme a fucking break!

They don't listen to shit. Well, not to me at least. And hey, I'm the shit.

However, if you look really close, there's a guy in the distance, sitting with his back turned. Cold and indifferent. Conducting performance analysis reviews amongst members of his front office.

For the love of God... and then there's Maude... it's billionaire Bucco Bob!

Another decent live version if you're into the whole downloadin/bootleggin' scene. So synthetically created... it's nearly artificially generated.

Nutting Baseball
sonofsaf

The games are mostly in the evening
They play under the lights
There is rarely any violence
Buccos don’t put up a fight

The errors and infractions
Hitting is hard
Doesn’t matter since the fans
Are all retards

It’s just Nutting baseball
Why does it seem like they never score
And it’s just Nutting baseball
The lack of spending leaves me sore
Injured but still getting laid
You don’t get paid
When the team resembles dogshit
Go and play
It’s just Nutting baseball

Games are still mostly in the evening
As the sun sets in a groove
The season’s an aberration
A Nutting ball sack for two
Scalping Jew assassination
Do not fear
You’re back in Wheeling Station
The Village is near

It’s just Nutting baseball
Why does it seem like they never score
And it’s just Nutting baseball
The lack of spending leaves me sore
Injured but still getting laid
You don’t get paid
When the team resembles dogshit
Go and play
It’s just Nutting baseball

The errors and infractions
Hitting is hard
Doesn’t matter since the fans
Are all retards

It was nothing at all
It’s just Nutting baseball
Why does it seem like they never score
And it’s just Nutting baseball
The lack of spending leaves me sore
Injured but still getting laid
You don’t get paid
When the team resembles dogshit
Go and play

It’s just Nutting baseball
It’s just Nutting baseball
It’s just Nutting baseball
It’s just Nutting baseball
It’s just Nutting baseball
It’s just Nutting baseball
It’s just Nutting baseball

Nothing At All
Heart

I would walk home every evening
Through the pyramids of light
I would feed myself on silence
Wash it down with empty nights

Then your innocent distractions
Hit me so hard
My emotional reaction
Caught me off guard

It was nothing at all
Like anything I had felt before
And it was nothing at all
Like I thought no it's so much more
No one else has ever made
Me feel this way
When I asked you how you did it
You just say
It was nothing at all

Now I walk home every evening
And my feet are quick to move
Cause I know my destination
Is a warm and waiting you
From our first communication
It was clear
Any thought of moderation
Would soon disappear

It was nothing at all
Like anything I had felt before
And it was nothing at all
Like I thought no, it's so much more
No one else has ever made
Me feel this way
When I asked you how you did it
You just say
It was nothing at all

Then your innocent distractions
Hit me so hard
My emotional reaction
Caught me off guard

It was nothing at all
Like anything I had felt before
And it was nothing at all
Like I thought no, it's so much more
No one else has ever made
Me feel this way
When I asked you how you did it
You just say

It was nothing at all
It was nothing at all
It was nothing at all
It was nothing at all
It was nothing at all
It was nothing at all
It was nothing at all