Tuesday, May 04, 2021

#350. Gluten Free

My wife and I enjoyed a celebratory Romanian Easter Orthodox dinner at her mom's house up in Mercer County this weekend.  But the looming question on everyone's mind these days... "Was it gluten free?"

I believe it was.  Ham, lamb, kielbasa, brussels sprouts, scalloped potatoes, deviled eggs, an expertly tossed salad and the inevitable desert madness.  On second thought, there may have been some residual gluten in the crust of the coconut cream pie.




Who knew that Eddie maintains a gluten free diet?  Judging from his historically aberrant mannerisms and maniacal behavior, you'd think living a gluten free lifestyle wouldn't be a major priority.

 


 

Gluten Free
sonofsaf

Ok

Just can’t eat, I’m outta luck, it ain’t funny, what the fuck
I've got no bread I can disown, ass has gas, I gotta go

I'm gluten free yeah, I'm gluten free
I'm gluten free yeah, oh I'm gluten free


I took a bite and it wasn’t kale
A few saltines I’ll need to bail
Toilet’s got some toiletries
A gluten child, I'm gluten free, yeah
I'm gluten free yeah, I'm gluten free

I'm gluten free yeah, oh I'm gluten free

Fuck curds and whey

I'm gluten free yeah, I'm gluten free
I'm gluten free yeah, oh I'm gluten free

Break

Whiskey n’at a beer with hops
My ass romancin’ smell the cops
Now all the pigs are porkin’ me
So fuck the wheat, rye and barley, yeah

I'm gluten free yeah, I'm gluten free
I'm gluten free yeah, oh I'm gluten free
Oh

I'm gluten (I'm gluten free yeah, I'm gluten free)
I'm gluten (I'm gluten free yeah, I'm gluten free)
I'm gluten (I'm gluten free yeah, I'm gluten free)
Ooh, yeah-yeah
I'm gluten (I'm gluten free yeah, I'm gluten free)
I'm gluten (I'm gluten free yeah, I'm gluten free)
I'm gluten (I'm gluten free yeah, I'm gluten free)
Ooh yeah, I'm gluten (I'm gluten free yeah, I'm gluten free)
I'm gluten (I'm gluten free yeah, I'm gluten free)
I'm gluten (I'm gluten free yeah, I'm gluten free)
Yeah

 

Running Free
Iron Maiden

Ok

Just sixteen, a pickup truck, out of money, out of luck
I've got nowhere to call my own, hit the gas, and here I go

I'm running free yeah, I'm running free
I'm running free yeah, oh I'm running free

I spent the night in an LA jail
And listened to the sirens wail
They ain't got a thing on me
I'm running wild, I'm running free, yeah
I'm running free yeah, I'm running free

I'm running free yeah, oh I'm running free

Get out my way

I'm running free yeah, I'm running free
I'm running free yeah, oh I'm running free

Break

Pulled her at the bottle top
A whiskey, dancing, disco hop
Now all the boys are after me
And that's the way it's gonna be, yeah

I'm running free yeah, I'm running free
I'm running free yeah, oh I'm running free
Oh

I'm running (I'm running free yeah, I'm running free)
I'm running (I'm running free yeah, I'm running free)
I'm running(I'm running free yeah, I'm running free)
Ooh, yeah-yeah
I'm running (I'm running free yeah, I'm running free)
I'm running (I'm running free yeah, I'm running free)
I'm running (I'm running free yeah, I'm running free)
Ooh yeah, I'm running (I'm running free yeah, I'm running free)
I'm running (I'm running free yeah, I'm running free)
I'm running (I'm running free yeah, I'm running free)
Yeah




Iron Maiden:

1-9-87, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

7-5-88, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

8-11-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-8-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-14-10, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-17-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Pittsburgh metal trivia: Iron Maiden played the relatively tiny Metropol in the Strip District (winter of 1996).

One of my biggest concert regrets/fails is the World Slavery Tour (1985).  I was 15.

Please do not share this material with old school metal fans and/or those who prefer a gluten free diet.


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