sonofsaf: #353. Enter Caitlyn

Wednesday, May 05, 2021

#353. Enter Caitlyn

So who's got the more "adult-sexy" look?

The Orange Prolapse or Caitlyn Jenner? You decide.

Frankly, I'm gonna lay it all on the line. Straight Jenner! I mean, hear me out. I don't wish to see either in the nude. But if I had to make a definitive decision when faced with the prospect of having my nose hairs plucked and my fingernails forcibly removed... well, I'm goin' with the "box" of Wheaties.

Enter Caitlyn
sonofsaf

Handle with care, make it cum, whack until, you’re done
Gonna have us some fun
I’ll stick it in, ass gapin’, salad tossed for din
Caitlyn Jenner she cums

Box of Wheaties opened
Fiber up for a bite

Wrong not right
Recall fight
Jenner plan
We’re off to governor mansion

Touch my dong, stroke it right, gonna drink Bud Light
And your ass is so tight
Cream galore, cream denier, cream of MAGA liar
Sometimes the hole is not white, red

Box of Wheaties opened
Fiber up for a bite

Wrong not right
Recall fight
Jenner plan
We’re off to governor mansion, yeah, yeah

Now I take it way too deep (Now I take it way too deep)
I will sow just what I reap (I will sow just what I reap)
When I lie the news is fake (When I lie the news is fake)
We will make ‘Merica great (We will make ‘Merica great)

Fuck my ass steady, unless there’s a turd
If you must shit just say the word
My butthole it needs to be fed
Maybe someday, cunt instead

Wrong not right
Recall fight
Gendered plan

Wrong not right
Recall fight
Jenner plan
We're off to governor mansion, yeah

Boo

Yeah, yeah

Yo, oh

We're off to governor mansion
Jenner plan
We're off to governor mansion
Jenner plan

We're off to governor mansion
We're off to governor mansion
We're off to governor mansion
We're off to governor mansion

Enter Sandman
Metallica

Say your prayers, little one, don't forget, my son
To include everyone
I tuck you in, warm within, keep you free from sin
'Til the sandman he comes

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to Never Neverland

Something's wrong, shut the light, heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren't of Snow White
Dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragon's fire
And of things that will bite, yeah

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to Never Neverland, yeah, yeah

Now I lay me down to sleep (Now I lay me down to sleep)
Pray the Lord my soul to keep (Pray the Lord my soul to keep)
If I die before I wake (If I die before I wake)
Pray the Lord my soul to take (Pray the Lord my soul to take)

Hush, little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beasts under your bed
In your closet, in your head

Exit light
Enter night
Grain of sand

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to Never Neverland, yeah

Boo

Yeah, yeah

Yo, oh

We're off to Never Neverland
Take my hand
We're off to Never Neverland
Take my hand

We're off to Never Neverland
We're off to Never Neverland
We're off to Never Neverland
We're off to Never Neverland