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Tom Brady used to golf with the Orange Prolapse. Not sure who drove. Butt as a fellow golfer, I'd prefer to remain ignorant.
Five years ago I made a sign for a Steelers/Patriots game at Heinz Field...
Donald Trump Eats
Tom Brady's Pussy!
The sign got mixed reviews. Steelers lost 27-16.
Brady Tom Was The Boy Wonder sonofsaf
Brady don't ask why And don’t misunderstand Belichick’s big lie Was deflating footballs for you (Balls for you)
Br-br-br-Brady improvise You keep tonguing queerly ‘cause your cock is not long Still you call it a dong (Brady) I’m not impressed with you
Your dick’s hangin’ out and lookin’ for fun Brady go online For some porno time (Brady) Internet’s a zoo zoo zoo
Asshole’s burning why (why why) Diarrhea show (show show)
Br-br-br-br, br-br-br-br-Brady Tom was the boy wonder Br-br-br-br, br-br-br-br-Brady Ten plus two was his number Br-br-br-br, br-br-br-br-Brady Tom was the boy wonder Tom is not a Jew
Asshole’s burning why (why why) Diarrhea show (show show) He doesn’t screw his wife fuck you
Br-br-br-br-br Br-br-br-br-br-br Drop your pants fuck you Br-br-br-br-br Br-br-br-br-br-br Tom is not a Jew
Br-br-br-Brady improvise You keep tonguing queerly ‘cause your cock is not long Still you call it a dong (Brady) I’m not impressed with you
Your dick’s hangin’ out and lookin’ for fun Brady go online For some porno time (Brady) Internet’s a zoo (zoo zoo)
Asshole’s burning why (why why) Diarrhea show (show show)
Br-br-br-br, br-br-br-br-Brady Tom was the boy wonder Br-br-br-br, br-br-br-br-Brady Ten plus two was his number Br-br-br-br, br-br-br-br-Brady Tom was the boy wonder Tom is not a Jew
Asshole’s burning why (why why) Diarrhea show (show show) He doesn’t screw his wife fuck you
Br-br-br-br-br Br-br-br-br-br-br Tom is not a Jew
Br-br-br-br-Brady Tom was the boy wonder Tom is not a Jew
Baby Don't Forget My Number Milli Vanilli
Baby don't be shy When you're holding my hand 'Cause as time goes by You got to understand it's you (It's with you)
Ba-ba-ba-baby in your eyes I see it so clearly that our love it's so strong And you never go wrong (baby) I do the best for you
So when you're in doubt and needing someone Baby call my line Call me anytime (baby) I'll be there for you you you
I've been searching high (high high) I've been searching low (low low)
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-baby Don't forget my number Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-baby Love is stronger than thunder Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-baby Don't forget my number Love will see you through
I've been searching high I've been searching low I want to spend spend my life with you
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba And I dance with you Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Love will see you through
Ba-ba-ba-baby in your eyes I see it so clearly that our love it's so strong And you never go wrong (baby) I do the best for you
So when you're in doubt and needing someone Baby call my line Call me anytime (baby) I'll be there for you (you you)
I've been searching high (high high) I've been searching low (low low)
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-baby Don't forget my number Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-baby Love is stronger than thunder Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-baby Don't forget my number Love will see you through
I've been searching high I've been searching low I want to spend spend my life with you
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Love will see you through
Ba-ba-ba-ba-baby Don't forget my number Love will see you through
Believe it or not, Milli Vanilli actually used to go on tour. Curious for a "band" that got busted lip-syncing. What's even crazier... they played the Burgh 3 times. The Civic Arena in 1989. And the A.J. Palumbo Center & Star Lake in 1990. Didn't see that one coming.
I have a fond memory of this song from back in my days at the University of Dayton. There was a keg party in the ghetto and my two buddies Tony & Schmid, the latter of which who notoriously smoked the larva of a butterfly (Carl the caterpillar) out of a 3 foot Graphix bong, performed a reenactment of this song on their front porch. They had the official dance moves down to a T. Even better than the real thing.
As the song reached it's cresendo, Tony unleashed. Repeatedly punching their mailbox. His right hand covered in blood and possibly broken, they had to get a new mailbox the next morning. Regardless, the crowd loved it. As did I.
Tom Brady:
7-31-00, Fawcett Stadium, Canton, OH (Hall of Fame game vs. San Francisco 49ers)
11-14-10, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
10-30-11, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
10-23-16, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
Please do not share this information with NFL quarterback Tom Brady.
Who is the fuck is Billy Long? Good question. Well he's this lard ass, loudmouth, dumbshit, non horse-riding cowboy Congressional representative from Southwest Missouri. Not to be overly descriptive.
Straight outta Branson. With an eye on D.C.
But the Republican primary for the 2022 Missouri Senate seat is unusually crowded. So Long is trying to differentiate himself by doing what cums naturally. And that would be lapping the ring of the Orange Prolapse with regurgitated lies about the 2020 Presidential election. His latest campaign ad just got him booted off youtube.
So now he goes around and distributes disturbingly counterfeit money in a post-George Floyd world. Long should hit up the Branson casinos with some of that funny money and see what happens.
Yeah, clever.
Whatever the case, Billy Bob is worthy of a few parodies I suppose. Plenty of rhymes available. Song, bong, dong...
Long The Big Lie sonofsaf
We must defend Donald Trump’s meat All an Orange Prolapse show We must defend Donald Trump’s meat All an Orange Prolapse show Soft hard-on Soft hard-on
From coast to coast, there’s no defeat Donald Trump is all alone From coast to coast, there’s no defeat Donald Trump is all alone Billy Long Soft hard-on
Billy Long the big lie Billy Long the big lie
A different choice, who is not weak Of course Hillary Clinton Between his thighs, that pussy’s deep Orgasm that don’t belong Billy Long Soft hard-on. Yeah
Billy Long the big lie Billy Long the big lie Billy Long the big lie Billy Long the big lie
Between his thighs, that pussy’s deep We must defend Donald Trump’s meat
Billy Long the big lie Billy Long the big lie Billy Long the big lie Billy Long the big lie
Big lie Big lie Big lie
Long Slow Goodbye Queens Of The Stone Age
Where have you gone again my sweet? Everybody wants to know Where have you gone again my sweet? Everybody wants to know Where you gone? Where you gone?
I'm just a ghost, I'm on your street Waiting, when you coming home? I'm just a ghost, I'm on your street Waiting, when you coming home? Gone so long Where you gone?
On a long slow goodbye? On a long slow goodbye
In every voice, I hear you speak Waiting by the telephone I close my eyes, I just can't sleep Roll and tumble all night long All night long Where you gone? Yeah
On a long slow goodbye On a long slow goodbye On a long slow goodbye On a long slow goodbye
I close my eyes, I just can't sleep Where have you gone again my sweet?
On a long slow goodbye? On a long slow goodbye On a long slow goodbye On a long slow goodbye
Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye
Easily one of my favorite QOTSA tunes. These guys got some great riffs. But some of their material is just plain, repetitively annoying.
Queens of the Stone Age has played the Burgh a grand total of 10 times.
Queens Of The Stone Age:
7-19-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)