#961. Hart's A Liar

An absolutely atrocious typo from the main page of the Melissa Hart for Governor website.  

I cannot shit on the sidelines any longer as politician after politician fails to deliver for the people of Pennsylvania.  We deserve better.

Almost as bad as this one.  

Hart's website could very well be the least informative of anyone running for political office in the entire state of Pennsylvania. 

 

Lou Barletta will most likely get Trump's endorsement.  But if for some reason, the Orange Prolapse decides to back Melissa Hart (and she accepts his endorsement)... I'll probably write another 10 scathing parodies about her.  And I'll retroactively include her in The Big Lie 100.  "Hart" is an easy one.  In the meantime, I might even take a stab at the Allman Brothers tune "Melissa."  Southern rock ballads are often a formidable challenge.

 

Hart’s A Liar
sonofsaf

Fake news no balls Trump ain’t clever
All the cocks that she will sever
Fuck Barletta make them vote for me
Even as the yinzers frown
All fucked up, Trump’s still a clown
Hart just wants some more of your money

The Proud Boys all care they’re shaving their hair
Melissa’s a mental basket case
Hart’s a liar
Lock her up slammer
M. Hart’s a liar
Governor endeavor

Stormy Daniels pornstar's a cuming
Fake news is the truth, she’s not cuming
In Trump Tower no one cums for free

Piece of shit no guilt of consumption
Had a plan for constant disruption
As he fucks with Steve Bannon, just for fun

The Proud Boys all care they’re shaving their hair
Melissa’s a mental basket case
Hart’s a liar
Lock her up slammer
M. Hart’s a liar
Governor endeavor

 

Start The Fire
Metal Church

Break down the walls of forever
Pull down hard on the lever
Let them know that you can turn the key
Though they try to hold us down
Turn it up, that chainsaw sound
I just love to see my parents flee

So you see that they're all going nowhere
Everybody's staring into space
Start the fire
Bring down the hammer
Start start the fire
Burning on forever

Now I see the storm clouds a coming
Can you feel the juice, it's a hummin'
Feed the power cables into me

Like a ship that's built for destruction
I'm a metal man of construction
And I'll fire my cannons, one by one

So you see that they're all going nowhere
Everybody's staring into space
Start the fire
Bring down the hammer
Start start the fire
Burning on forever

Easily one of the most underrated metal bands of the late 80's.

Metal Church:

4-18-89, Newport Music Hall, Columbus, OH (One of the most memorable openers from my entire concert-going history.  Rest in Pieces (April 15, 1912).  Meliah Rage opened.  

3-29-16, Altar Bar, Pittsburgh, PA (Quite possibly the worst venue acoustics in the history of the Burgh)

Please do  not share this material with Pennsylvania gubernatorial candidate Melissa Hart.