A few days ago, Pittsburgh native Melissa Hart launched her candidacy for Pennsylvania Governor.
She is but a ginger political honey flower trapped inside a right wing bumblebee sperm bank. Plenty of male competition for that top spot. Many of them ardent admirers of the Orange Prolapse. Oh the persistent buzzing.
Melissa
sonofsaf
Shitloads, so much crap you know, yeah.
A Pennsylvania whipping post
Trump is heavy, weighs a ton,
Could there be a bad rerun,
NRA loves machine guns
Defeat Melissa... mmm...
Trump train, for him it’s all a game, all a game.
And he will keep on casting blame
Has great words but is not wise,
And loves to promote the big lies.
Butt when his asshole creams let’s bake some pies
Defeat Melissa... mmm...
The truth will leave you numb,
Defend The Donald’s fun,
Wet dreams playing truth or dare,
God fearing doesn’t say a prayer.
Well, let’s smear the queer and spread the big con, big con.
Shitloads, did the toilet overflow? (Lord, Lord)
Tells big lies from coast to coast,
Why does he try, for disarray,
His goal’s societal decay
And I wonder if she’s gay defeat Melissa.
Yes I know that she is gay defeat Melissa.
Melissa
Allman Brothers
Crossroads, seem to come and go, yeah.
The gypsy flies from coast to coast
Knowing many, loving none,
Bearing sorrow havin' fun,
But back home he'll always run
To sweet Melissa... mmm...
Freight train, each car looks the same, all the same.
And no one knows the Gypsy's name
No one hears his lonely sighs,
There are no blankets where he lies.
In all his deepest dreams the Gypsy flies
with sweet Melissa... mmm...
Again the morning's come,
Again he's on the run,
Sunbeams shining through his hair,
Appearing not to have a care.
Well, pick up your gear and Gypsy roll on, roll on.
Crossroads, will you ever let him go? (Lord, Lord)
Will you hide the dead man's ghost,
Or will he lie, beneath the clay,
or will his spirit float away?
But I know that he won't stay without Melissa.
Yes I know that he won't stay without Melissa.
Since 1975, Jackson Browne has played the Burgh a grand total of 15 times. Never seen him.
Favorite Allman Brothers song? Gotta go Midnight Rider.
Allman Brothers:
9-1-95, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
6-25-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
8-19-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-16-02, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-26-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-5-04, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-15-07, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
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