#975. The Crimson Tide

The tide got rolled last night in the NCAA college football championship.

Georgia  33  Alabama  18

Good to see the state of Alabama get hosed.  Orange Prolapse country!

 

 

The Crimson Tide
sonofsaf

The crimson tide was a total fraud
I cannot stand coach Nick Saban
This ain’t the kinda world ‘Bama can’t lose its fat
Ho, ho

It’s not the teens you screw who will abort that’s bad
It’s how you pray and choir sings fuck you and me

This ain’t the kinda world ‘Bama can’t lose its fat
Ho, ho

The crimson tide was a total fraud
I cannot stand coach Nick Saban
Nick Saban, Nick Saban

Tuscaloosa fucks you not Birmingham
Forrest Gump’s sincere while Jenny burns

This ain’t the kinda world ‘Bama can’t lose its fat
Ho, ho

The crimson tide was a total fraud
I cannot stand coach Nick Saban
Nick Saban, Nick Saban

Tuscaloosa fucks you not Birmingham
Forrest Gump’s sincere while Jenny burns

This ain’t the kinda world ‘Bama can’t lose its fat
Ho-ho

The crimson tide was a total fraud
I cannot stand coach Nick Saban
Nick Saban, Nick Saban

Tuscaloosa fucks you not Birmingham
Forrest Gump’s sincere while Jenny burns

This ain’t the kinda world ‘Bama can’t lose its fat
Ho-ho

The crimson tide was a total fraud
I cannot stand coach Nick Saban
Nick Saban, Nick Saban
Nick Saban

The crimson tide was a total fraud
I cannot stand coach Nick Saban
The crimson tide was a total fraud
I cannot stand coach Nick Saban

The crimson tide was a total fraud
I cannot stand coach Nick Saban
The crimson tide was a total fraud
I cannot stand coach Nick Saban
Coach Nick Saban

 

The Tide Is High
Blondie

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
Oh, no

It's not the things you do that tease and hurt me bad
But it's the way you do the things you do to me

I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
Oh, no

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
Number one, number one

Every girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear 'til it's my turn

I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
Oh, no

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
Number one, number one

Every girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear 'til it's my turn

I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
Oh, no

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
Number one, number one

Every girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear 'til it's my turn

I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
Oh, no

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
Number one, number one
Number one

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
Your number one

Favorite Blondie song?  Dreaming.

This parody was originally intended to be about the menstrual cycle but took a different flow.

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