Meet Trump stooge and "stop the stealer" Warren Davidson. Festivus for the rest of us? It's more Freedom Caucus for the cocks in all of us. Orange Prolapse tested. Orange Prolapse approved.
He represents the 8th District Congressional seat in Southwestern Ohio (formerly occupied by ex-Speaker of the House John Boehner).
Warren Davidson
sonofsaf
Indisposed hittin’ the can
Asshole’s shittin’ without a fan
Takin’ it deep the Proud Boys are white
Get it on insurrection fight
[Chorus:]
Cause Warren Davidson, he’ll be losin’
Warren Davidson stop the stealin’ tonight
Warren Davidson’s a hairy twatter
So god man improper Warren Davidson
So damn wrong an fuckin’ uneasy
The mire and the muck where it's pretty sleazy
Jackin’ off to porn hardcore
Cause Warren Davidson’s, an Ohio whore
[Chorus:]
Cause Warren Davidson, he’ll be losin’
Warren Davidson stop the stealin’ tonight
Warren Davidson’s a hairy twatter
So god man improper Warren Davidson
Shove a cigar cram it up those asses
Dildo contraption as all the gas passes
A dick he blew but he’s not gay
But dick’s of many sizes and they’re here to stay
Cause Warren Davidson, he’ll be losin’
Warren Davidson stop the stealin’ tonight
Warren Davidson’s a hairy twatter
A fucking cock blocker Warren Davidson
Stop the stealin’ tonight
Warren Davidson’s a hairy twatter
Fucking hairy twatter Warren Davidson
Warren Davidson, he’ll be losin’
Warren Davidson’s, hey fucking hairy
Warren Davidson’s a hairy twatter
A fucking cock blocker Warren Davidson
When The Sun Goes Down
Kenny Chesney & Uncle Kracker
Sun tanned toes ticklin the sand
Cold drink chillin in my right hand
Watchin you sleep in the evening light
Restin up for a long, long night
[Chorus:]
Cause when the sun goes down, we'll be groovin
When the sun goes down, we'll be feelin all right
When the sun sinks down over the water
Everything gets hotter when the sun goes down
All day long just takin it easy
Layin in the hammock where it's nice and breezy
Sleepin off the night before
Cause when the sun goes down, we'll be back for more
[Chorus:]
When the sun goes down, we'll be groovin
When the sun goes down,we'll be feeling alright
When the sun sinks down over the water
Everything gets hotter when the sun goes down
This old guitar and my dark sunglasses
This sweet concoction is smooth as molasses
Nothing to do but breathe all day
Until the big moon rises and it's time to play
When the sun goes down, we'll be grooving
When the sun goes down, we'll be feeling alright
When the sun sinks down over the water
She thinks Kracker's Sexy when the sun goes down
We'll be feeling alright
When the sun sinks down over the water
Uncle Kennys' hotter when the sun goes down
When the sun goes down, we'll be groovin
When the sun goes down, hey Uncle Kenny
When the sun goes down over the water,
Everything is hotter when the sun goes down.
Kenny Chesney:
7-30-06, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-9-07, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
Last time I was at a Kenny Chesney concert, I found 2 tickets and a wad of $20 bills ($100 even). Sold one of the tickets. Gave the other one away to this girl who was sobbing on the sidewalk. She had been kicked out of the stadium for God knows what.
Kenny Chesney has played the Burgh a grand total of 15 times. Mostly at Heinz Field. I usually head down and check out the scene. Soak it all in. Incidentally, if you were ever in search of a blog entry that has endured "retroactive censorship" from over 5 years ago, check out the scene for yourself. Just taking the 'violation of community standards' to an unprecedented and unfathomable standard. Just sayin'.
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#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)
#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)
#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)
#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)
#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)
#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)
#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)
#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)
#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)
#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
#563. Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)
#595. To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)#597. Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#601. Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)
#602. Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)
#606. Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)
#609. Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#616. Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)
#626. So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)
#627. Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)
#630. Lie! Lie! (Why?! Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)
#636. Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)
#639. Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#640. Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)
#643. Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)
#651. It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)
#653. Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)
#656. Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)
#657. Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#658. Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)
#659. Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)
#660. Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#661. Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)
#663. Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)
#667. Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)
#670. Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)
#671. Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)
#673. Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)
#674. We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)
#675. Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )
#676. Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)
#677. Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)
#678. Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)
#679. Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)
#680. Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)
#681. Liar (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)
#682. Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)
#683. Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)
#684. Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)
#688. Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)
#690. Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)
#691. Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)
#693. Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)
#694. Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)
#699. Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)
#700. GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band)
#701. So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)
#702. Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)
#708. Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#709. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
#713. Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)
#719. Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes)
#722. Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)
#723. Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)
#725. Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)
#726. Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)
#727. Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)
#729. V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)
#740. Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)
#742. Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)
#743. Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails
#745. Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)
#746. Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)
#747. Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)
#750. Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)
#754. Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)
#755. Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie)
#757. Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)
#758. I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)
#760. Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears
#761. Brnovich (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#773. Larry Was A Damn Conniver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)
#779. Fiore (Old Glory --- Guttermouth)
#785. Jack (Black --- Pearl Jam)
#788. Duncan's A Right Wing Cunt (Time To Make The Donuts --- Dunkin' Donuts)
#789. Parnell, Parnell (Rochelle, Rochelle --- Bette Midler)
#790. Fat Huckabee (Bad Company --- Bad Company)
#791. The Big Lie Con (Da Do Ron Ron --- The Crystals)
#796. Sean Parnell (Might As Well --- The Grateful Dead)
#797. Liberty (Misery --- The Beatles)
#798. Here Cums The Cunt (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)
#800. The Friendliness Of The Central Perk Gunther (The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner --- Iron Maiden)
#812. Genghis Kahn (QAnon --- Q)
#813. Tax The Rich (Eat The Rich --- Krokus)
#816. Mike Carey (Proud Mary --- Tina Turner)
#823. Astro (world)? Not! (Astronaut --- Yuri Gagarin)
#824. Rupert The Asshole Murdoch (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer --- Johnny Marks)
#825. A Coup's Not A Drill (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)
#830. Brainiac (Maniac/Gainiac --- Michael Sembello/Proctor & Gamble)
#833. Gus Is Scum (Us And Them --- Pink Floyd)
#834. Fleischmann (Fleischmann's --- Associated British Foods)
#837. He's Pretty White (McCarthy) (Fight For Your Right (To Party) --- Beastie Boys)
#838. I Guess That's Why They Call It A Coup (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)
#839. Donald's Coup (Song Sung Blue --- Neil Diamond)
#840. Coup D'Etat Plan (Blue Collar Man --- Styx)
#842. Trump's Coup Autocrat (What's New Pussycat? --- Tom Jones)
#843. Income Tax Cheat (Sesame Street theme song --- The Kids)
#844. A Coup Solution (The New Solution --- Beck)
#845. Alex Mooney (Do The Fonzie --- Suzie Quatro and the band)
#846. Mick Mouse (Brick House --- The Commodores)
#847. Matthew Rosendale (Peter Cottontail --- Gene Autry)
#849. Kevin Rathbun (In The Long Run --- The Eagles)
#850. Donald Trump Is Sh*t (Believe It Or Not --- Greatest American Hero Theme Song)
#853. Kevin Rathbun (Fortunate Son --- Pearl Jam)
#854. Detmer Blows (Don't Let Go --- Weezer)
#855. Bricker Sucks (Lick It Up --- Kiss)
#859. Sean Parnell (Jingle Bells --- Korn)
#860. The Oath Keepers (Jeepers Creepers --- Frank Sinatra)
#861. Dan Cox (Squeeze Box --- The Who)
#862. Alex Jones (Skin And Bones --- Foo Fighters)
#863. Roger Stone (Turn To Stone --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#864. Fuck You (Praise You --- Fatboy Slim)
#865. Donald Trump's Not White (Take Me Home Tonight --- Eddie Money)
#867. Parnell's Gone (Tuesday's Gone --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)
#871. Donald's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)
#872. Guillen's Not The Same (Killing In The Name --- Rage Against The Machine)
#876. Donald Has Sinned (Dust In The Wind --- Kansas)
#880. Donald Sucks Cocks (Love On The Rocks --- Neil Diamond)
#881. Twitter Tweet (Gerry Raffety --- Baker Street)
#882. Happy Thanksgiving (Among The Living --- Anthrax)
#883. Donald Trump's A Cock (Love Is Like A Rock --- Donnie Iris)
#884. Kern! Kern! Kern! (Turn! Turn! Turn! --- The Byrds)
#885. Kern's A Faggot Asshole (Turn Up The Radio --- Autograph)
#888. Fat Orange Clown (My Hometown --- Bruce Springsteen)
#890. Trump Stinks (Love Stinks --- J. Geils Band)
#891. Learning To Lie (Learning to Fly --- Tom Petty)
#893. David Perdue (Mr. Magoo --- Vincent Artaud)
#894. Cox (Clocks --- Coldplay)
#896. Fuck Beth Van Duyne (Telephone Line --- E.L.O.)
#898. Name Is Beth Van Duyne (Lay It On The Line --- Triumph)
#899. Beth (Beth --- Kiss)
#901. Jack Off And Vote For Mehmet (We're Off To See The Wizard --- Harold Arlen)
#902. Devin Bitches (Seven Wishes --- Night Ranger)
#903. Byron Donalds (Iron Maiden --- Iron Maiden)
#904. Oz instrumental (Jaws instrumental --- John Williams)
#905. Daniel Cox (Heart-Shaped Box --- Nirvana)
#906. The Big Lie (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#907. Devin's A Liar (Heaven's On Fire --- Kiss)
#908. Mark Meadows (No One Knows --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#910. Collusion (Confusion --- E.L.O.)
#911. Dan Cox Zero (Juke Box Hero --- Foreigner)
#912. Anthony Kern Is Slime (If I Could Turn Back Time --- Cher)
#914. Senator Manchin (Blowin' In The Wind --- Bob Dylan)
#915. She Is A Cunt Beth Van Duyne (I Heard It Through The Grapevine)
#917. Have Yourself a Very Scary 1-6 (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas --- John Legend)
#918. The Events Of 1-6 (No Presents For Christmas --- King Diamond)
#919. The Sorrow Of Meadows (Tomorrow Never Knows --- Grateful Dead)
#920. BYE-DEN (SAY10 --- Marilyn Manson)
#921. Fuck Rick Perry (Voices Carry --- Til Tuesday)
#925. Devin Nunes Army (Seven Nation Army --- Jack White)
#926. Of Course (White Horse --- Laid Back)
#929. Trump Ain't Great (Carole King --- It's Too Late)
#931. Donald's Cock (Like A Rock --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)
#932. All I Want Is Justice For Trump (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)
#934. Devin's Not Well (Heaven And Hell --- Ronnie James Dio)
#936. Jim Crow (Hello --- Lionel Richie)
#937. Mark Meadows (Heaven Knows --- Robert Plant)
#938. Tim O'Hare (Save A Prayer --- Duran Duran)
#939. Boebert For Me (Moron TV --- Primus)
#940. He Will Fuck You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)
#941. Bill Lee (Stone Free --- Jimi Hendrix)
#942. Lee (Free --- Phish)
#943. Boozman (Batman --- Voivod)
#944. There's No Doubt He Is John James (Take Me Out To The Ball Game --- Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer)
#945. Do Juneau Mike? (I Ride My Bike --- Cracker)
#946. Trump Likes Makin' Blood (Feel Like Makin' Love --- Bad Company)
#947. Rosendale (Monorail --- The Simpsons)
#948. John Gibbs (War Pigs --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#949. Blood Insurrection (Love And Affection --- Def Leppard)
#950. Kyle Rittenhouse (Burning Down The House --- Talking Heads)
#951. Mayes (Maze --- Phish)
#953. Mayes (Graze --- Live)
#954. Trump's A Fucking Liar (Comin' Under Fire --- Def Leppard)
#955. Lie When It's Legal (Fly Like An Eagle --- Steve Miller)
#956. Mary Miller (Psyhco Killer --- Talking Heads)
#957. Middleton (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)
#958. Miller's A Liar (Killer Of Giants --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#960. Henry D. McMaster (Beautiful Disaster --- 311)
#962. Journey Together (Happy Together --- Weezer)
#963. Schmidt Is White (Hit The Lights --- Metallica)
#966. Violent Fight (Holy Night --- The Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square)
#967. Donald Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)
#968. We Don't Need No Tim O'Hare (I Don't Need No Rocking Chair --- George Jones)
#970. Fuck Donald Trump (You Think You're Tough --- Ratt)
#972. Schmidt's An Asshat (Hit The Road Jack --- Ray Charles)
#973. Insurrection (White, Discussion --- Live)
#974. Senator Rounds (I'll Stick Around --- Foo Fighters)
#976. Matt DePerno (The Muppet Show Theme Song --- Sam Pottle)
#977. Wisconsin Johnson (Wisconsin Death Trip --- Static X)
#978. Finchem (Red Rum --- The Shining)
#979. Going To Mar-A-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)
#980. McCormick's Thing (Lunatic Fringe --- Tom Cochrane w/ Red Rider)
#981. Jordan I Can't Stand (Burden In My Hand --- Soundgarden)
#982. Gosar Is Gay (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#983. Mike Rounds Senator (The Hounds Of Winter --- Sting)
#985. Mike Crapo (I Don't Know --- Ozzy)
#986. Mike Crapo (Even Flow --- Pearl Jam)
#987. Flying High Again (Lying I Defend --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#988. Jody Hice (Sacrifice --- Elton John)
#989. Ronny Jackson (Satisfaction --- Rolling Stones)
#990. Q Syndrome Stewart Rhodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)
#991. Mr. Hoadley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#992. Fuck Michael Cloud (Shout It Out Loud --- Kiss)
#993. Diaz-Balart (Kickstart My Heart --- Motley Crue)
#995. Ducey Fucking Broke Her Hymen (Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds --- The Beatles)
#999. Let's Go Brandon (I'm Still Standing --- Elton John)
#1001. Dave Perdue (Peek-A-Boo --- DEVO)
#1002. Senator Thune (Romeo's Tune --- Steve Forbert)
#1003. Cornyn's Gay (One Fine Day --- The Chiffons)
#1004. Sam DeMarco (The Black Widow --- Alice Cooper)
#1005. Davidson (War Begun --- My Morning Jacket)
#1006. He's Warren Davidson (It's Only Just Begun --- The Carpenters)
#1008. Jones (Bones --- Radiohead)
#1010. The Orange Prolapse Clown, Donald Trump (It's All Over Now, Baby Blue --- Grateful Dead)
#1011. Donald's A Clown (To Lay Me Down --- Grateful Dead)
#1012. Donald's A Liar (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)
#1013. Geoff Diehl (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)
#1014. Tennessee Lee (Tennessee Jed --- Grateful Dead)
#1015. Warren Davidson (When The Sun Goes Down --- Kenny Chesney & Uncle Kracker)
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