If the situation were reversed, I'm not quite certain a white turkey would pardon an Orange Prolapse.
Another Covid-sponsored Thanksgiving has come and gone. So this tribute seems unusually fitting. As families share the love... as well as the virus.
Just for the record, Anthrax is a bacteria. Not a virus.
Happy Thanksgiving
sonofsaf
His knees, his knees
Colin’s on his knees
San Francisco is bullshit
Nancy Pelosi is a disease
Tower, Trump Tower
We know he is a coward
His Orange Prolapse a form of cud
Chew on it every hour
[PRE-CHORUS:]
He's bribing, installing
Democracy, he’s fah-king
He’s blowing, and sucking
Happy Thanksgiving
Burger, Burger
Eat shit a Big Mac burger
Happy Meals for the Hamburglar too
Stay away from the border
He said, she said
Limp Bizkit’s in my head
Fred Durst and the Nookie too
Wears a ball cap that’s red
[REPEAT PRE-CHORUS]
[CHORUS:]
He’s an abysmal nude
Cries like a little girl
He does not drink beer
He is from Trump Tower
Happy Thanksgiving
Don’t eat poontang pie
Steve, Bannon
An insurrection plan
Proud Boys and Oath Keepers attack
‘Cause the riot was planned
Ass, hole queer
Trump fucks you in the rear
The Donald left such a bad taste
All over far and near
[REPEAT PRE-CHORUS]
[REPEAT CHORUS]
[LEAD BREAK]
Liar, fat liar
The world’s biggest liar
The news is fake or so they say
Donald’s panties are on fire
Trump vs. Biden
A basement he was hidin’
Donald is so fucking gay
He’s bitching and a-cryin’
[REPEAT PRE-CHORUS]
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Fuck Trump
Among The Living
Anthrax
Disease, Disease
Spreading the disease
With some help from Captain Trips
He'll bring the world down to his knees
Power, yes Power
He'll show them all his power
It pulses through his ice cold blood
A whole world to devour
[PRE-CHORUS:]
He's seeing, He's calling
His legacy, He's spawning
He's coming, corrupting
Among the living
Murder, Murder
Commit cold blooded murder
Like Nazis during World War Two
They only follow orders
Hatred, Hatred
A crucifix is your bed
Once he turns his eye on you
You'd be better off dead
[REPEAT PRE-CHORUS]
[CHORUS:]
I am the walkin' dude
I can see all the world
Twist your minds with fear
I'm the man with power
Among the living
Follow me or die
Man, fights Man
Divided they can't stand
United they can battle back
And make him force his hand
Fear, yes Fear
His end is growing near
He didn't count on man's good faith
And their will to persevere
[REPEAT PRE-CHORUS]
[REPEAT CHORUS]
[LEAD BREAK]
Fire, hot Fire
Purge the world with fire
Damnation is the price he'll pay
For an evil man's desire
Good, vs. Evil
The stand to vanquish evil
Man can only live one way
That place right in the middle
[REPEAT PRE-CHORUS]
[REPEAT CHORUS]
AMONG
Consider this parody a holiday tribute to the Big Lie.
The Big Lie 100: (#149)
#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)
#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)
#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)
#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)
#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)
#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)
#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)
#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)
#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)
#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
#563. Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)
#595. To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)#597. Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#601. Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)
#602. Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)
#606. Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)
#609. Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#616. Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)
#627. Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)
#630. Lie! Lie! (Why?! Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)
#636. Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)
#639. Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#640. Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)
#643. Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)
#651. It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)
#653. Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)
#656. Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)
#657. Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#658. Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)
#659. Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)
#660. Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#661. Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)#663. Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)
#667. Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)
#670. Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)
#671. Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)
#673. Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)
#674. We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)
#675. Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )
#676. Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)
#677. Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)
#678. Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)
#679. Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)
#680. Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)
#681. Liar (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)
#682. Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)
#683. Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)
#684. Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)
#688. Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)
#690. Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)
#691. Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)
#693. Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)
#694. Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)
#699. Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)
#700. GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band)
#701. So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)
#702. Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)
#708. Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#709. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
#713. Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)
#719. Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes)
#722. Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)
#723. Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)
#725. Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)
#726. Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)
#727. Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)
#729. V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)
#740. Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)
#742. Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)
#743. Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails
#745. Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)
#746. Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)
#747. Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)
#750. Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)
#754. Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)
#755. Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie)
#757. Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)
#758. I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)
#760. Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears
#761. Brnovich (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#773. Larry Was A Damn Conniver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)#785. Jack (Black --- Pearl Jam)
#788. Duncan's A Right Wing Cunt (Time To Make The Donuts --- Dunkin' Donuts)
#789. Parnell, Parnell (Rochelle, Rochelle --- Bette Midler)
#790. Fat Huckabee (Bad Company --- Bad Company)
#791. The Big Lie Con (Da Do Ron Ron --- The Crystals)
#796. Sean Parnell (Might As Well --- The Grateful Dead)
#797. Liberty (Misery --- The Beatles)
#798. Here Cums The Cunt (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)
#800. The Friendliness Of The Central Perk Gunther (The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner --- Iron Maiden)#812. Genghis Kahn (QAnon --- Q)
#813. Tax The Rich (Eat The Rich --- Krokus)
#816. Mike Carey (Proud Mary --- Tina Turner)
#823. Astro (world)? Not! (Astronaut --- Yuri Gagarin)
#824. Rupert The Asshole Murdoch (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer --- Johnny Marks)
#825. A Coup's Not A Drill (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)
#830. Brainiac (Maniac/Gainiac --- Michael Sembello/Proctor & Gamble)
#833. Gus Is Scum (Us And Them --- Pink Floyd)
#834. Fleischmann (Fleischmann's --- Associated British Foods)
#837. He's Pretty White (McCarthy) (Fight For Your Right (To Party) --- Beastie Boys)
#838. I Guess That's Why They Call It A Coup (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)
#839. Donald's Coup (Song Sung Blue --- Neil Diamond)
#840. Coup D'Etat Plan (Blue Collar Man --- Styx)
#842. Trump's Coup Autocrat (What's New Pussycat? --- Tom Jones)
#843. Income Tax Cheat (Sesame Street theme song --- The Kids)
#844. A Coup Solution (The New Solution --- Beck)
#845. Alex Mooney (Do The Fonzie --- Suzie Quatro and the band)
#846. Mick Mouse (Brick House --- The Commodores)
#847. Matthew Rosendale (Peter Cottontail --- Gene Autry)
#849. Kevin Rathbun (In The Long Run --- The Eagles)
#850. Donald Trump Is Sh*t (Believe It Or Not --- Greatest American Hero Theme Song)
#853. Kevin Rathbun (Fortunate Son --- Pearl Jam)
#854. Detmer Blows (Don't Let Go --- Weezer)
#855. Bricker Sucks (Lick It Up --- Kiss)
#859. Sean Parnell (Jingle Bells --- Korn)
#860. The Oath Keepers (Jeepers Creepers --- Frank Sinatra)
#861. Dan Cox (Squeeze Box --- The Who)
#862. Alex Jones (Skin And Bones --- Foo Fighters)
#863. Roger Stone (Turn To Stone --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#864. Fuck You (Praise You --- Fatboy Slim)
#865. Donald Trump's Not White (Take Me Home Tonight --- Eddie Money)
#867. Parnell's Gone (Tuesday's Gone --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)
#871. Donald's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)
#872. Guillen's Not The Same (Killing In The Name --- Rage Against The Machine)
#876. Donald Has Sinned (Dust In The Wind --- Kansas)
#880. Donald Sucks Cocks (Love On The Rocks --- Neil Diamond)
#881. Twitter Tweet (Gerry Raffety --- Baker Street)
#882. Happy Thanksgiving (Among The Living --- Anthrax)
Favorite Anthrax song? Probably "Only." Out of the big 4 (Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth and Anthrax), the livestock-related bacteria is probably my least favorite.
Anthrax:
7-26-87, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Thornville, OH (opened for Motley Crue & Whitesnake)
4-24-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH (Headbanger's Ball --- Helloween and Exodus opened)
11-17-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA (Death Angel & Testament opened)
9-15-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA (sandwiched between Death Angel & Slayer)
Please do not share this material with people who celebrate Thanksgiving, former President Donald J. Trump, and/or individuals who've been negatively impacted by anthrax (both the band and the weaponized bacteria).
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