sonofsaf: #887. Pitt Is The Shit

Monday, December 06, 2021

#887. Pitt Is The Shit

Pitt (-3.5) is heading to the Peach Bowl to play Michigan State in Hotlanta. The night before New Years Eve no less. What the buck!!! (head)

Hot damn! Carnage in the stadium! Armageddon in the arena!

Since as long as I can remember, the Mountaineer Mantra was "Eat Shit Pitt." Butt now the time has cum for the bowl-less Eers to "Eat The Shit."

And everyone's on the Kenny Pickett "fake slide" Heisman Trophy bandwagon.

But the true unsung hero is this guy...

Senior lineman #57 Gabe Houy. I can assure you that he is not offensive. But rather a perfect gentleman.

I honestly think this parody has viral potential.

Maybe some kids from Pitt could light it up on the Oakland karaoke circuit. Even better, how about a roadside performance on the mean streets of Wilkinsburg... a/k/a We'll Kill Yinz Burgh?

Pitt Is The Shit
sonofsaf

Pickett’s sliding and I’m confiding
Time to play the state of Michigan
Now we’re addressing a Peach Bowl blessing
Pitt’s not been cool for decades long

Football is why injuries are healing
Football they try Sweet Caroline’s their song
Football goodbye it’s the end of the season
Seems make believe what they have achieved

Pitt is the shit they do not blow
Pitt’s out for blood the Panthers doncha know
Pitt is the shit they do not blow
Pitt’s out for blood, win a bowl

I’ve been thinking that Pitt’s not stinking
This team never quits they're outta site
The defense bending the offense trending
Pickett for Heisman ‘cause he plays alright

Football is why Narduzzi makes the money
Football they try Sweet Caroline’s their song
Playin’ at night peach state in Atlanta
Let’s win a bowl or smoke one so they say

Pitt is the shit they do not blow
Pitt’s out for blood the Panthers doncha know
Pitt is the shit they do not blow
Pitt’s out for blood maybe, win a bowl

Pitt is the shit they do not blow
Pitt’s out for blood the Panthers doncha know
Pitt is the shit they do not blow
Pitt’s out for blood maybe, win a bowl

Pitt is the shit they do not blow (a job to blow)
Pitt is the shit they do not blow (a job to blow), ooh
Pitt is the shit, (the Panthers doncha know) they do not blow, ooh (win a bowl)
Pitt is the shit (they do not blow), ooh
Pitt is the shit (they do not blow)

Huey Lewis
If This Is It

I've been phoning night and morning
I heard you say tell him I'm not home
Now you're confessing, but I'm still guessing
I've been your fool for so so long

Girl don't lie, just to save my feelings
Girl don't cry, and tell me nothing's wrong
Girl don't try to make up phony reasons
I'd rather leave than never believe

If this is it, please let me know
If this ain't love, you'd better let me go
If this is it, I want to know
If this ain't love baby, just say so

You've been thinking
And I've been drinking
We both know that it's just not right

Now you're pretending
That it's not ending
You'll say anything to avoid a fight

Girl don't lie, and tell me that you need me
Girl don't cry, and tell me nothing's wrong
I'll be alright one way or another
So let me go, or make we want to stay

If this is it, please let me know
If this ain't love, you'd better let me go
If this is it, I want to know
If this ain't love baby, just say so

If this is it, please let me know
If this ain't love, you'd better let me go
If this is it, I want to know
If this ain't love baby, just say so

If this is it, please let me know (I wanna know)
If this is it, please let me know (I gotta know), ooh
If this is it (you better let me go) please let me know, ooh (just say so)
If this is it, please let me know, ooh
If this is it, please let me know, ooh