#928. Gluttony

Introducing my long awaited follow up to "Lust In The Wind."

Yeah whatever.  < 24 hours later, here's my second entry in the "7 Deadly Sins" parody series. 

Gluttony!

Gluttony
sonofsaf
 
Oh Oh Oh Oh 

Ma’s meat loaf what I wanna chew

(looks like Tyson a/k/a "cat with white neck")

Corn flakes in the ground round
And taffy too, it’s what I wanna chew
Salt water’s back in town


Well you can grill shit fry chicken wings
But vegetables we don’t like
Not frightening, any wonder
If you’re gluten free go take a hike


All in for gluttony, baby, ooh
All in for gluttony, baby, ooh


Kosher meat, butcher Jew and cow
The brisket’s missing link
Rinse and repeat, tea with honey now
Plate’s in the kitchen sink


Do you know who left the oven on
Because Jenn-Air's suckin' my dong
Embrace lard gristle on the bone
Hungrier than King Kong, yeah, yeah


All in for gluttony, baby, ooh
All in for gluttony, baby, ooh


Do you know who left the oven on
Because Jenn-Air's suckin' my dong
Embrace lard gristle on the bone
Hungrier than King Kong, yeah, yeah


All in for gluttony, baby, ooh
All in for gluttony, baby, ooh
All in for gluttony, gluttony, baby, ooh
All in for gluttony, gluttony, baby, ooh


In for gluttony, baby

Jeopardy
Greg Kihn Band

Where were you
When we needed you
Well you could not be found
What can I do
Oh, I believed in you
You're running me around

Well you can take it as a warning
Or take it anyway you like
It's the lightning, not the thunder
You never know where it's gonna strike

Our love's in jeopardy, baby
Ooooh-ooh-oooooh
Our love's in jeopardy, baby
Ooooh-ooh-oooooh

Don't be cute
Don't be funny now
It's later than you think
Oh, what's the use
Save your money now
It's hanging on the brink

Don't let go while I'm hanging on
'Cause I been hanging on so long
It's so hard to be all alone
I know you're not that strong
Yeah, yeah

Our love's in jeopardy, baby
Ooooh-ooh-oooooh
Our love's in jeopardy, baby
Ooooh-ooh-oooooh

[Instrumental Interlude]

Don't let go while I'm hanging on
'Cause I've been hanging on so long
It's so hard to be all alone
I know you're not that strong
Yeah, yeah

Our love's in jeopardy, baby
Ooooh-ooh-oooooh
Our love's in jeopardy, baby
Ooooh-ooh-oooooh
Our love's in jeopardy (jeopardy), baby
Ooooh-ooh-oooooh
Our love's in jeopardy (jeopardy), baby
Ooooh-ooh-oooooh
Love's in jeopardy, baby

I acquired the lyrics from different sources and didn't feel like fixing the original.  If you think I should burn in hell for that specific transgression... well, then so be it.  And hey, I'd be the first in line to willingly concede how there's a legitimate argument to be made for my eternal damnation.

Song's different as well.  I must be losin' it.  Here's the original video for a proper karaoke experience. 

The Greg Kihn Band played the Burgh 3 times back in the early 80's.  Didn't catch 'em.  Probably more focused on my pubic journey.

Please do not share this material with anyone who has experienced the sin of gluttony.