Congresswoman Beth Van Duyne (R-TX) is a loyal supporter... of the Orange Prolapse. Specifically regarding the non-stop accusations of voter election fraud. Every journalist in the state of Texas should ask her a simple question. Do you believe in the Big Lie?
And if you get the chance, also ask Van Cunt why she thinks a former aide, communications staffer Richard Christian Dillard...
He seems happy. |
... would decide to kill himself outside her home earlier this year in 2021.
She is a Cunt Beth Van Duyne
sonofsaf
Oo, She’s a blund’ring total fool bachelor’s from an ivy school
Better not ask why she’s a Texas whore
Anal is not very wise, ass rotten to the core.
Look into her brown eyes, and just say, suicide is not okay. Oo,
[CHORUS:]
She is a cunt Beth Van Duyne, super spreader of the big lie.
Oo, she is a cunt Beth Van Duyne, and she doesn’t think a coup’s a crime.
Money, money yeah.
Donald’s eatin’ a Big Mac with large fry, has no fear of becoming wide.
Insurrection endless strife for thee, Diet Coke he’ll drink and pee.
Trump is searchin’ for a MILF, pussy that ice will melt
Give head,
[CHORUS]
Beth says that it's “Queer to take a knee, must hold the Orange Prolapse dear.”
Her asshole has been abused; it’s damn true, has no anal fear.
Texas weather’s all a show electrical grid left you feelin’ sore. Oo,
[CHORUS]
[CHORUS]
I Heard It Through The Grapevine
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Oo, Bet you're wond'ring how I knew 'bout your plans to make me blue
With some other guy that you knew before?
Between the two of us guys, you know I love you more.
It took me by surprise, I must say, when I found out yesterday. Oo,
[CHORUS:]
I heard it through the grapevine, not much longer would you be mine.
Oo, I heard it through the grapevine, and I'm just about to lose my mind.
Honey, honey yeah.
You know that a man ain't supposed to cry, but these tears I can't hold inside.
Losin' you would end my life you see, 'cause you mean that much to me.
You could have told me yourself that you found someone else.
Instead,
[CHORUS]
People say you "Hear from what you see, na na not from what you hear."
I can't help bein' confused; if it's true, won't you tell me dear?
Do you plan to let me go for the other guy that you knew before? Oo,
[CHORUS]
[CHORUS]
Quite the extended version, eh? I've always like the California Raisins scene from Straight Outta Compton. "Uh, those little fuckers went gold last year."
John Fogerty:
7-5-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
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#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)
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#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
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#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)
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#660. Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
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#702. Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)
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#713. Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)
#719. Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes)
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#723. Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)
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