Sunday, October 31, 2021

#801. Youngkin's A Clown (Like A Retard)

For several months, various polls have shown Terry McAuliffe edging Glenn Youngkin in a tight Virginia Governor's race.  Albeit most of them within the margin of error.  Consensus is that it's pretty much a dead heat.

So naturally, heading into the weekend, a just released Fox News poll shows Youngkin suddenly up by 8 points.  Fair and balanced?  Uh, I doubt it.  Then again, I guess it all depends on whose opinion you seek.  Timing is everything.



My hunch going forward... if it's a close election with a Democrat leading and/or winning, you'll start hearing the term "fake polls."  But rest assured, you won't be hearing that phrase when any Republican is soundly defeated (as will be the case in the New Jersey Governor's race between Murphy and Ciatarelli).  After all, it's still about the appearance of credibility.  Right? 

Just for the record, in Virginia you can get a recount if the margin of victory is by 1 percentage point or less.  Regardless, you'll assuredly be hearing Fox News commentators bemoan another stolen election.  And if Youngkin somehow pulls off the win, the narrative will magically shift to how he won by an even greater margin.  See?  Elections are a helluva lot easier when you always win by a landslide. 

Looks like Virginia will serve as the next phase of the big lie.  After Republicans get done with Arizona, Georgia, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and Michigan.

Orange Prolapse tested.  Orange Prolapse approved.



 

Youngkin’s A Clown (Like A Retard)
sonofsaf

Big lie, lies just more of the same
Well, does the Orange Prolapse make you wonder, baby

Maybe Trump will set you free
Though he’s orange and looks well done
Youngkin he would do great harm
What a cunt, a cunt

Jared Kushner’s a Jew
(Ivanka he did screw)
And now, they have procreated clown babies

Maybe Trump will set you free
Though he’s orange and looks well done
Youngkin he would do great harm
No doubt, he’s a cunt

Youngkin is a clown, baby
A clown like a retard, baby
A clown, clown, clown
Youngkin is a clown, baby
A clown like a retard, baby
A clown, clown, clown

We, we gonna stop the steal now, baby
And we could lie and put the White House into foreclosure

Maybe Trump will set you free
Though he’s orange and looks well done
Youngkin he would do great harm
No doubt, he’s a cunt

Youngkin is a clown, baby
A clown like a retard, baby
A clown, clown, clown
Youngkin is a clown, baby
A clown like a retard, baby
A clown, clown, clown

He’s not the Gov.
He’s not the Gov.

Maybe Trump will set you free
Though he’s orange and looks well done
Youngkin he would do great harm
No doubt, he’s a cunt

Youngkin is a clown, baby
A clown like a retard, baby
A clown, clown, clown
Youngkin is a clown, baby
A clown like a retard, baby
A clown, clown, clown

Youngkin is a clown, baby
A clown like a retard, baby
A clown, clown, clown
Youngkin is a clown, baby
A clown like a retard, baby
A clown, clown, clown

He’s not the Gov.
He’s not the Gov.

Youngkin is a clown, baby
A clown like a retard, baby
A clown, clown, clown
Youngkin is a clown, baby
A clown like a retard, baby
A clown, clown, clown
 
 
You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)
Dead Or Alive

If I, I get to know your name
Well, if I could trace your private number, baby

All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
I want some, want some

I set my sights on you
(And no one else will do)
And I, I've got to have my way now, baby

All I know is that to me
You look like you're havin' fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come

You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round

I, I got to be your friend now, baby
And I would like to move in just a little bit closer

All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come

You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round

I want your love
I want your love

All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come

You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round

You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round

I want your love
I want your love

You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
You spin me right 'round, baby
Right 'round like a record, baby
Right 'round, 'round, 'round
 


 

 

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#801.  Youngkin's A Clown (You Spin Me Round --- Dead Or Alive) 


Not quite sure I'd refer to this synthetic collection of musicians as a "band."  Regardless, they came to Pittsburgh and played the Syria Mosque back in 1987.  Straight outta Damascus I presume.  Missed that one.
 
A good friend of mine, Down Under, once challenged me that Syria "was not a country."  I assured him that it was.  But he remained skeptical.  He apparently thought it was more of a "biblical territory" from back in the days of Jesus Christ.  I think we ended up betting $5... which he promptly paid. 

Please do not share this material with Glenn Youngkin (R-VA) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.
 
 

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