Every single day I get 2-3 text messages from the Orange Prolapse, a purported multi-billionaire. He's always begging for money or trying to hock $40 t-shirts and $50 door mats with exclusive, limited-time FREE s/h. Either that, or he's imploring me to attend one of his Save America rallies in central Alabama or Northwest Iowa. Trump Honor Roll, Trump Platinum Card Holder, Trump Freedom Passport, etc.
What nobody ever acknowledges is the repetitious, televangical lie in each text. 300% IMPACT, 3X IMPACT, 400% IMPACT, 4X IMPACT, and the tempting rarity... 500%. Are Trump supports really that stupid to believe... that if they donate a hundred bucks of their hard-earned money, Donald Trump's gonna chip in a matching $500 donation to further the cause of freedom?
Then again, let's get real. Half this country believes Jesus Christ died for their sins. So the answer is regrettably an unequivocal YES. Not sure how any of it actually works. The impact matching or eternal salvation, but uh... yeah.
Trump’s A Liar
sonofsaf
Jared Kushner is a fucking Jew
Of whom we have all grown so tired
But he’s the one who’s getting screwed
Asshole craves a dildo applier
Donald baby, Trump’s a liar
Donald baby, Trump’s a liar
Never tells the truth a liar
This patriotic shit’s askew
The consequences very dire
Time is right for you to choose
As some blood was shed a Capitol fire
Donald baby, Trump’s a liar
Donald baby, Trump’s a liar
Never tells the truth a liar, yeah
This patriotic shit’s askew
The consequences very dire
Time is right for you to choose
As some blood was shed a Capitol fire
Donald baby, Trump’s a liar
Donald baby, Trump’s a liar
Never tells the truth a liar, yeah
Jared Kushner is a fucking Jew
Of whom we have all grown so tired
But he’s the one who’s getting screwed
Asshole craves a dildo applier
Donald baby, Trump’s a liar
Donald baby, Trump’s a liar
Never tells the truth a liar
Never tells the truth a liar
Never tells the truth a liar
Never tells the truth a liar
Light My Fire
The Doors
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
The Big Lie 100: (#59)
#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)
#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)
#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)
#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)
#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)
#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)
#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)
#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)
#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)
#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
#563. Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)
#595. To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)#597. Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#601. Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)
#602. Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)
#606. Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)
#609. Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#616. Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)
#627. Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)
#630. Lie! Lie! (Why?! Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)
#636. Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)
#639. Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#640. Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)
#643. Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)
#651. It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)
#653. Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)
#656. Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)
#657. Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#658. Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)
#659. Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)
#660. Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#661. Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)#663. Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)
#667. Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)
#670. Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)
#671. Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)
#673. Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)
#674. We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)
#675. Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )
#676. Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)
#677. Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)
#678. Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)
#679. Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)
#680. Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)
I never saw Jim Morrison perform. Or any of the door remnants for that matter. He died in September of 1970. About a month before I physically entered the universe. Had I known Jim, I'd like to think we would've been friends. I liked his biker buddies in the movie. Particularly the dude who wanted to eat the mutilated turkey.
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