#716. Lake's A Cunt

A couple days ago, Trump released one of his repetitive endorsements.

Kari Lake is running for Governor in the Great State of Arizona. She is a fantastic person who spent many years working as a highly respected television anchor and journalist. Because of this, few can take on the Fake News Media like Kari. She is strong on Crime, will protect our Border, Second Amendment, Military, and Vets, and will fight to restore Election Integrity (both past and future!). She is against Covid lockdowns, Cancel Culture, and will end “woke” curriculum in our schools. She will do a far better job than RINO Governor Doug Ducey—won’t even be a contest! Kari will make her wonderful family, and the MAGA movement, very proud. Kari Lake has my Complete and Total Endorsement. She will be a great Governor for the incredible people of Arizona!

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Lake’s A Cunt

sonofsaf

Oh hell, she’s far right, so they say

She is somethin’ probably gay

She’s far right, in defeat 

Fuck her in the curtains of meat

Lake’s a cunt

Lake’s a cunt, oo yeah

Lake’s a cunt

Lake’s a cunt

Yeah she’s far right and gives abuse

Oh what has she got to lose

She’s far right so much fun

Arizona has too much sun

Lake’s a cunt, oo, oo

Lake’s a cunt, yeah yeah

Lake’s a cunt, oo, oo

Lake’s a cunt

Alright, I said

She’s far right

Yo yo yo

She’s far right

Job to blow

Big ‘ol fight

She’s a slut

Well, Lake’s a cunt now, that’s whazzup, woo

Dance

Romance

Oh hell, she’s far right and doesn’t play fair

All a game of truth or dare

She’s far right, and a jerk

Fuck her in the fat ass that twerks

Yeah Lake’s a cunt, oo oo

Lake’s a cunt, oo yeah

Lake’s a cunt

Lake’s a cunt

Oh hell, she’s far right

Yo yo yo

Appetite

Job to blow

She’s far right

She’s a slut

Lake’s a cunt, yeah that’s whazzup, woo

Lake’s a cunt, worst I’ve seen

Her vagina is so unclean

Yeah she’s far right, in defeat

Let’s fuck her in the curtains of meat

Yeah Lake’s a cunt, oo, oo

Lake’s a cunt, oo oo, yeah

Lake’s a cunt, oo, oo

Lake’s a cunt, oh, yeah

Lake’s a cunt, Lake’s a cunt babe

Lake’s a cunt, oo, oo

Lake’s a cunt, Lake’s a cunt babe

Lake’s a cunt, oo, oo

Lake’s a cunt, Lake’s a cunt, yeah yeah, Lake’s a cunt

Oo oo, Lake’s a cunt

Lake’s a cunt, Lake’s a cunt babe

Lake’s a cunt, oo, oo

Shake It Up

The Cars

Uh well, dance all night, play all day

Don't let nothin' get in the way

Dance all night, keep the beat

Don't you worry 'bout two left feet

Shake it up

Shake it up, oo yeah

Shake it up

Shake it up

Dance all night and get real loose

You don't need no bad excuse

Dance all night with anyone

Don't let nobody pick your fun

Shake it up, oo, oo

Shake it up, yeah yeah

Shake it up, oo, oo

Shake it up

That's right, I said

Dance all night

Go go go

Dance all night

Get real low

Go all night

Get real hot

Well, shake it up now, all you've got, woo

Dance

Oo dance

Uh well, dance all night and whirl your hair

Make the night cats stop and stare

Dance all night, go to work

Do the move with a quirky jerk

Just shake it up, oo oo

Shake it up, oo yeah

Shake it up

Shake it up

Uh well, dance all night

Go go go

Get so light

Get real low

Dance all night

Get real hot

Shake it up, with all you've got, woo

Shake it up, make a scene

Let them know what you really mean

And dance all night, keep the beat

And don't you worry 'bout two left feet

Just shake it up, oo, oo

Shake it up, oo oo, yeah

Shake it up, oo, oo

Shake it up, oh, yeah

Shake it up, shake it up babe

Shake it up, oo, oo

Shake it up, shake it up babe

Shake it up, oo, oo

Shake it up, shake it up, yeah yeah, shake it up

Oo oo, shake it up

Shake it up, shake it up babe

Shake it up, oo, oo

 

 

 

 

The Cars played the Burgh a grand total of 4 times (1979-1987).  Never saw 'em.  In retrospect, a top-tier bucket list band.  Quite possibly the best pop/rock group of all time.  No joke.

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