Monday, August 30, 2021

#660. Trump's A Clown

As far as I'm concerned, there are 3 clowns which merit distinction.  

Bozo of course.

Eric the Clown from Seinfeld...

Chucko the Clown from Ratt's Lay It Down video (killer intro).



And of course the dreaded "McDonald variant."




The Big Lie 100: (#46)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
 
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 
 
#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

 


Trump’s A Clown
sonofsaf

I know that Donald’s a disease
I know that Donald’s a fucking disease
He’s sickened with Covid-19.
The fake news cared ‘bout spreadin’ the disease

You know that Donald is a big fat clown
Orange clown
Orange frown
I know that Donald is a big fat clown
Orange clown

Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown

There’s no defeating a disease
I know the vaccine is free
Your vote for Biden’s upsetting
Let’s stop the steal with an insurrection

You know that Donald is a big fat clown
Orange clown
Orange frown
I know that Donald is a big fat clown
Orange clown

Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown

You know Trump never had a chance
He cannot fuck like a man
If you give him a cash advance
He’ll lose your wealth shed some blood

Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown
Trump’s a clown

 

Lay It Down
Ratt

I know you don't really know me
I know you don't really care to see me
I'm into total affection
Not being scared if you never please me

You know you really want to lay it down
Right now
And how
I know you really want to lay it down
Right now

Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down

Under the sheets you will find me
I know that nothing's for free
You take what's good for your pleasing
I'll take what's good for this crazy evening

You know you really want to lay it down
Right now
And how
I know you really want to lay it down
Right now

Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down

I know you only want romance
I'll give you all that I can
If you'll give me just one chance
To prove myself and my love

Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down
Lay it down





If there ever was a case to be made for band rehearsals...

The irony here is that the rest of the concert sounds even worse.  Regardless, I'm a Ratt'n'Roller for life.

Ratt:

7-15-85, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

2-7-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH

1-21-01, The Crossroads, Wheeling, WV (out the crick)

Bobby Blotzer's Ratt Experience:

6-16-16, Jergel's, Warrendale, PA

Stephen Pearcy:

3-23-17, The Kent Stage, Kent, OH

Please do not share this information with former President Donald J. Trump.


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