#600. O Huckabee

I nearly forgot that actor Jim Carrey painted a portrait of Sarah Huckabee Sanders in 2018.  When she functioned as Trump's White House Press Secretary.

 

It begs the question... "How would you like to be the mouthpiece for an Orange Prolapse?"

Her father, a pastor, fired back at Carrey and tweeted that he was a "pathetic bully, sexist, hater, bigot and Christaphobe."  I wonder what Mike Huckabee would think of me.  You know... demanding an accurate measurement of his daughter's gunt.  Preferably on a daily basis.

And now this "tossed word salad, disingeuous cunt" is running for Governor of Arkansas.  Dear (Christian) Lord!

 

O Huckabee
sonofsaf

O Huckabee, o Huckabee
Sarah you aren’t engaging
O Huckabee, o Huckabee
Sarah you aren’t engaging
Heavy not lean and kinda queer
You must defend at smear the queer
O Huckabee, o Huckabee
Sarah you aren’t engaging

O Huckabee, o Huckabee
Please measure your gunt for me
O Huckabee, o Huckabee
Please measure your gunt for me
For Sarah Sanders Huckabee
Orange Prolapse just wait and see
O Huckabee, o Huckabee
Please measure your gunt for me
O Huckabee, o Huckabee
We wish you weren’t engaging
A flood of blood, you’ll rise above
We wish you weren’t engaging
Now you must fight, and fight like hell
O Huckabee, o Huckabee
O Huckabee, o Huckabee
We wish you weren’t engaging

O Christmas Tree
Unknown

O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree
Thy leaves are so unchanging
O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree
Thy leaves are so unchanging
Not only green when summer's here
But also when it's cold and drear
O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree
Thy leaves are so unchanging

O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree
Such pleasure do you bring me
O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree
Such pleasure do you bring me
For every year this Christmas tree
Brings to us such joy and glee
O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree
Such pleasure do you bring me
O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree
You'll ever be unchanging
A symbol of goodwill and love
You'll ever be unchanging
Each shining light, each silver bell
No one alive spreads cheer so well
O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree
You'll ever be unchanging

I've never met Sarah Huckabee Sanders.  I consider this to be a great achievement.  Now maybe it's not the same as scaling Mt. Everest.  Perhaps more the equivalent of receiving an Olympic Bronze Medal in curling.  However, a victory nonetheless.

Please do not share this material with Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Mike Huckabee, and/or actor Jim Carrey.  Mason loved him as Mr. Pickles in Kidding.  I'm sure it was a decent HBO series but I just couldn't get into it.