#617. Mar-A-Lago Girls

Melania Trump is a ____________ ?

A.  Slovenian Girl

B.  Mar-A-Lago Girl

C.  Cunt

D.  All of the above

Melania smiles as the Orange Prolapse takes a sip of Diet Coke.

Mar-A-Lago Girls
sonofsaf

Well cunt yeast girls have lips
Their pussies are squirtin’ everywhere
And the urine girls pee in a toilet
And flush it down without a care

The shithead bowel movements really feel just outta site
And the tampon girls with a flood of blood
Think that Jesus is just alright

Go fish now wait and see Mar-A-Lago (girls)
Go fish now wait and see Mar-A-Lago
Go fish now wait and see Mar-A-Lago girls

Melania is not fine
‘Cause her husband is getting banned
She drinks a clean martini butt wants fucked by a man
Donald Trump’s the clown she can’t stand

I hate Lee Greenwood the flags unfurled
And the patriotic girls
Yeah, butt Trump is an ass whose got no fuckin’ class
He is the orangest prolapse in the world

Go fish now wait and see Mar-A-Lago (girls)
Go fish now wait and see Mar-A-Lago
Go fish now wait and see Mar-A-Lago girls
Go fish now wait and see Mar-A-Lago girls
(Girls, girls, girls, yeah out for blood)
Go fish now wait and see Mar-A-Lago girls
(Girls, girls, girls, yeah out for blood)
Go fish now wait and see Mar-A-Lago girls
(Girls, girls, girls, yeah out for blood)
Go fish now wait and see Mar-A-Lago girls
(Girls, girls, girls, yeah out for blood)
Go fish now wait and see Mar-A-Lago girls
(Girls, girls, girls, yeah out for blood)
Go fish now wait and see Mar-A-Lago girls
(Girls, girls, girls, yeah out for blood)

California Girls
Beach Boys

Well, East coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the Southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I'm down there

The Midwest farmer's daughters really make you feel alright
And the Northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night

I wish they all could be California (girls)
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls

The West coast has the sunshine
And the girls all get so tanned
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island
Dolls by a palm tree in the sand

I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back in the States
Back to the cutest girls in the world

I wish they all could be California (girls)
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls
I wish they all could be California girls
(Girls, girls, girls, yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be California girls
(Girls, girls, girls, yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be California girls
(Girls, girls, girls, yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be California girls
(Girls, girls, girls, yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be California girls
(Girls, girls, girls, yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be California girls
(Girls, girls, girls, yeah I dig the)

 

Since 1963, the Beach Boys have performed in Pittsburgh 50 times.  Not kidding.  Fifty!  They've played in just about every venue imaginable.  Never seen 'em.

Answer: D.

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