#723. Liar

Official Statement from the Orange Prolapse:

Just heard Patriots are moving the Texas Audit Bill forward. Texas State Senator Paul Bettencourt filed Senate Bill 47, legislation that authorizes Texans to initiate a strong and real Forensic Audit of the 2020 Presidential Election Scam—not a weak risk-limiting audit that is being slow-walked through the Secretary of State’s office. Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, a great guy, sent the bill to the State Affairs Committee the very same day, and it should quickly pass through the Senate. There is still time for the House to take up the issue in the Third Special session with House Bill 16.

I’d like to thank Dan and Paul for their bold leadership, and for listening to Texans who are demanding answers about Nov. 3. Everyone feels certain Governor Abbott will follow suit. This will have a big impact on the upcoming 2022 and 2024 elections in Texas. Texas will always be red, but we must stop the cheating.

Keep it up and get this bill over the finish line. Passing the audit bill will be a Big Win for Texas! Let's make sure the great people of Texas believe and trust their elections.

 

Liar
sonofsaf

Lie lie lie lie you liar
You lie lie lie, hope you die
Hope you die, god damn hope you die
Could’ve biggie sized the news
Could’ve sold the truth
Could’ve biggie sized that Big Mac for you

Trump wants attention he’s a liar

Now it’s all a show, but how I’m hopin’ he dies
Oh the face of critical race
Southern monuments losing their machismo
Could’ve biggie sized the role of a clown

Trump wants attention he’s a liar

Trump’s all a big show and everybody knows
Trump’s a sack of shit total disarray
So order the fries McDonald’s has the last say
Entirely cruel is a job that he will blow
He will blow

Trump wants attention he’s a liar
He’s a liar
He’s a liar

Lie lie lie lie lie lie liar
Lie lie lie lie you liar lie lie lie
He just wants money more money ha ha
He looks like shit he’s a bad papa
Could’ve biggie sized that drive thru in a car

Trump wants attention
Trump wants attention
Trump wants attention
He’s a liar
He’s a liar
He’ll lie liar lie

 

Liar
Sex Pistols

Lie lie lie lie you liar
You lie lie lie, tell me why
Tell me why, why d'you have to lie
Should've realized that you
Should've told the truth
Should've realized you know what I'll do

You're in suspension you're a liar

Now I wanna know, now-now I wanna known why
You never look me in the face
Broke a confidence just to please your ego
Should've realized you know what I know

You're in suspension you're a liar

I know where you go everybody you know
I know everything that you do or say
So when you tell lies I always be in your way
I'm nobody's fool and I know all 'cause I know
What I know

You're in suspension you're a liar
You're a liar
You're a liar

Lie lie lie lie lie lie liar
Lie lie lie lie you liar lie lie lie
I think you're funny you're funny ha ha
I don't need it don't need your blah blah
Should've realized I don't know what you are

You're in suspension
You're in suspension
You're in suspension
You're a liar
You're a liar
You're lie liar lie

Never saw the Sex Pistols.  A little before my time.  To the best of my knowledge, they never played the Burgh.

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#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

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#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

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#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

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#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

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#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

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#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

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#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

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#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

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#681.  Liar  (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)

#682.  Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)

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#702.  Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)

#708.  Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#709.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#713.  Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)

#719.  Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes)

#722.  Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)

#723.  Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)

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