#916. No More Hospital Stay For Him Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods and his 12 year old son competed in some kind of father/son sodomy challenge in the incestuous heart of Orlando, Florida this weekend.

Like Tiger, like Charlie.

Amusing mannerisms.  Like father, like son.

 

No More Hospital Stay For Him Tiger Woods
sonofsaf

No more hospital stay for him Tiger Woods
No hospital stay for him Tiger
Kidding aside
His body's fine

There’s no hospital stay in that Covid hood
No hospital stay for him Tiger
Kidding aside
His body's fine

I have always wanted to have a Nike brand like you
I've always wanted to have a swoosh on my tennis shoe
Yeah, it was the worst fucking hospital stay
He almost died and gave his life away

Kidding aside
His body's fine
His nickname is Tiger

Broke his knee
Broke his knee
Not a Jew he is Tiger

 

It's A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood
Fred Rogers

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood
A beautiful day for a neighbor
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood
A neighborly day for a beauty
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you
So, let's make the most of this beautiful day
Since we're together we might as well say:

Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?

Won't you please
Won't you please?
Please won't you be my neighbor?

A couple years ago we planned to go see the Tom Hanks movie.  But never went.  To this day, still haven't seen it.

I've never attended a PGA event.  Some LPGA events at Oglebay Park in Wheeling, WV (Speidel - Jones course circa the early 80's.)  I vividly remember one of the female golfers emerging from the left side rough on number 2.  She loudly complained to her caddy, "It's all fucking shit over there!"

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