As his former personal White House physician, Ronny Jackson (R-TX) had an intimate relationship with the Orange Prolapse. Naturally, he'd be the ideal person to verify Stormy's claims of how Donald has a small, but not freakishly small, mushroom shaped penis.
Regrettably, Jackson would only comment on Trump's incredible stamina, impressive physique, and tremendous mental acuity skills. A grim reminder of Trump's superior physical condition and the man, woman, person, camera, tv explanation.
A curious fashion statement from Jackson. It's the first ever medicinal KKK-kimono. Gay-sha! |
Ronny Jackson
sonofsaf
I can't vote for Ronny Jackson
I can't vote for Ronny Jackson
'Cause he lies and he lies and he lies and he lies
I can't vote for, I can't vote for
When he’s weighin’ Donald’s lard
Morbid obesity doncha know
Stormy Daniels was hardcore
A Lake Tahoe resort vacation
Like a Mario Cart X-Box Play Station
I can’t vote for
Oh no no no
Hey hey hey
DJT’s gay
I can't vote for Ronny Jackson
I can't vote for Ronny Jackson
'Cause he lies and he lies and he lies and he lies
I can't vote for, I can't vote for
Stuck his cock in her pussy
And Donald cums prematurely
That mushroom dick’s hairy
But I can’t be a fan ‘cause he is a joke
The tiniest dick you’ll see
I can't vote for
Oh no no no
Hey hey hey
DJT’s gay
I can't vote for Ronny Jackson
I don’t want no Covid distraction
'Cause he lies and he lies and he lies and he lies
I can't vote for, I can't vote for
That Ivanka is my girl
And she is so thin and he’s very fat
And she’s riding daddy like a whore
Her cunt is so much wetter than an ocean retreat
Can't you see he’s got small hands and feet
I can’t vote for
Oh no no no
Hey hey hey
DJT’s gay
I can't vote for, I can't vote for
I can't vote for Ronny Jackson
No Ronny Jackson, no Ronny Jackson
No Ronny Jackson, I can't vote for
Satisfaction
Rolling Stones
I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm drivin' in my car
And the man comes on the radio
He's tellin' me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can't get no
Oh no no no
Hey hey hey
That's what I say
I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm watchin' my TV
And a man comes on and tells me
How white my shirts can be
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarettes as me
I can't get no
Oh no no no
Hey hey hey
That's what I say
I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no girl reaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm ridin' round the world
And I'm doin' this and I'm signin' that
And I'm tryin' to make some girl
Who tells me baby better come back maybe next week
Can't you see I'm on a losing streak
I can't get no
Oh no no no
Hey hey hey
That's what I say
I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no satisfaction
No satisfaction, no satisfaction
No satisfaction, I can't get no
Saf, what's your favorite Stones tune? Tough call but I'd go with Gimme Shelter. Satisfaction is actually one of my least favorites.
From 1964 - 2021, the Rolling Stones have played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times. Believe it or not, their first concert was at a local park in West View. The next 3 were at the Civic Arena.
Rolling Stones:
9-29-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA
6-20-15, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
7-4-15, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Indianapolis, IN
10-4-21, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#226)
#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)
#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)
#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)
#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)
#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)
#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)
#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)
#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)
#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)
#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
#563. Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)
#595. To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)#597. Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#601. Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)
#602. Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)
#606. Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)
#609. Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#616. Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)
#627. Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)
#630. Lie! Lie! (Why?! Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)
#636. Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)
#639. Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#640. Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)
#643. Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)
#651. It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)
#653. Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)
#656. Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)
#657. Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#658. Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)
#659. Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)
#660. Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#661. Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)#663. Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)
#667. Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)
#670. Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)
#671. Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)
#673. Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)
#674. We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)
#675. Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )
#676. Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)
#677. Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)
#678. Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)
#679. Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)
#680. Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)
#681. Liar (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)
#682. Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)
#683. Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)
#684. Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)
#688. Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)
#690. Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)
#691. Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)
#693. Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)
#694. Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)
#699. Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)
#700. GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band)
#701. So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)
#702. Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)
#708. Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#709. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
#713. Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)
#719. Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes)
#722. Jody Hice (Paradise --- Coldplay)
#723. Liar (Liar --- Sex Pistols)
#725. Strategic Warning (Woke Up This Morning --- Alabama 3)
#726. Lake's A Caucasian (Shake Your Foundations --- AC/DC)
#727. Texas (Lexus --- Toyota Marketing Department)
#729. V.P. Pee Song (1970's Steelers Polka Fight Song --- Jimmy Psihoulis)
#740. Maximum Misery, Matt DePerno (It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno --- Nestle)
#742. Subpoena No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)
#743. Congressman Cole (Head Like A Hole --- Nine Inch Nails
#745. Scavino Never Cums (Tomorrow Never Comes --- Teddy Geiger)
#746. Chucky (Lucky --- Radiohead)
#747. Dan Scavino (Sweet Potato --- Cracker)
#750. Queen Graham (Queen Jane --- Grateful Dead)
#754. Fraud (Maude --- Alan and Marilyn Bergman)
#755. Trump Oddity (Space Oddity --- David Bowie)
#757. Trump And Mark Meadows (Me And My Shadow --- Whispering Jack Smith)
#758. I Allege Grievance (The Pledge of Allegiance --- Rev. Francis Bellamy)
#760. Peter Theil (Spinning Wheel --- Blood Sweat And Tears
#761. Brnovich (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#773. Larry Was A Damn Conniver (Jerry Was A Race Car Driver --- Primus)#785. Jack (Black --- Pearl Jam)
#788. Duncan's A Right Wing Cunt (Time To Make The Donuts --- Dunkin' Donuts)
#789. Parnell, Parnell (Rochelle, Rochelle --- Bette Midler)
#790. Fat Huckabee (Bad Company --- Bad Company)
#791. The Big Lie Con (Da Do Ron Ron --- The Crystals)
#796. Sean Parnell (Might As Well --- The Grateful Dead)
#797. Liberty (Misery --- The Beatles)
#798. Here Cums The Cunt (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)
#800. The Friendliness Of The Central Perk Gunther (The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner --- Iron Maiden)#812. Genghis Kahn (QAnon --- Q)
#813. Tax The Rich (Eat The Rich --- Krokus)
#816. Mike Carey (Proud Mary --- Tina Turner)
#823. Astro (world)? Not! (Astronaut --- Yuri Gagarin)
#824. Rupert The Asshole Murdoch (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer --- Johnny Marks)
#825. A Coup's Not A Drill (A View To A Kill --- Duran Duran)
#830. Brainiac (Maniac/Gainiac --- Michael Sembello/Proctor & Gamble)
#833. Gus Is Scum (Us And Them --- Pink Floyd)
#834. Fleischmann (Fleischmann's --- Associated British Foods)
#837. He's Pretty White (McCarthy) (Fight For Your Right (To Party) --- Beastie Boys)
#838. I Guess That's Why They Call It A Coup (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)
#839. Donald's Coup (Song Sung Blue --- Neil Diamond)
#840. Coup D'Etat Plan (Blue Collar Man --- Styx)
#842. Trump's Coup Autocrat (What's New Pussycat? --- Tom Jones)
#843. Income Tax Cheat (Sesame Street theme song --- The Kids)
#844. A Coup Solution (The New Solution --- Beck)
#845. Alex Mooney (Do The Fonzie --- Suzie Quatro and the band)
#846. Mick Mouse (Brick House --- The Commodores)
#847. Matthew Rosendale (Peter Cottontail --- Gene Autry)
#849. Kevin Rathbun (In The Long Run --- The Eagles)
#850. Donald Trump Is Sh*t (Believe It Or Not --- Greatest American Hero Theme Song)
#853. Kevin Rathbun (Fortunate Son --- Pearl Jam)
#854. Detmer Blows (Don't Let Go --- Weezer)
#855. Bricker Sucks (Lick It Up --- Kiss)
#859. Sean Parnell (Jingle Bells --- Korn)
#860. The Oath Keepers (Jeepers Creepers --- Frank Sinatra)
#861. Dan Cox (Squeeze Box --- The Who)
#862. Alex Jones (Skin And Bones --- Foo Fighters)
#863. Roger Stone (Turn To Stone --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#864. Fuck You (Praise You --- Fatboy Slim)
#865. Donald Trump's Not White (Take Me Home Tonight --- Eddie Money)
#867. Parnell's Gone (Tuesday's Gone --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)
#871. Donald's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)
#872. Guillen's Not The Same (Killing In The Name --- Rage Against The Machine)
#876. Donald Has Sinned (Dust In The Wind --- Kansas)
#880. Donald Sucks Cocks (Love On The Rocks --- Neil Diamond)
#881. Twitter Tweet (Gerry Raffety --- Baker Street)
#882. Happy Thanksgiving (Among The Living --- Anthrax)
#883. Donald Trump's A Cock (Love Is Like A Rock --- Donnie Iris)
#884. Kern! Kern! Kern! (Turn! Turn! Turn! --- The Byrds)
#885. Kern's A Faggot Asshole (Turn Up The Radio --- Autograph)
#888. Fat Orange Clown (My Hometown --- Bruce Springsteen)
#890. Trump Stinks (Love Stinks --- J. Geils Band)
#891. Learning To Lie (Learning to Fly --- Tom Petty)
#893. David Perdue (Mr. Magoo --- Vincent Artaud)
#894. Cox (Clocks --- Coldplay)
#896. Fuck Beth Van Duyne (Telephone Line --- E.L.O.)
#898. Name Is Beth Van Duyne (Lay It On The Line --- Triumph)
#899. Beth (Beth --- Kiss)
#901. Jack Off And Vote For Mehmet (We're Off To See The Wizard --- Harold Arlen)
#902. Devin Bitches (Seven Wishes --- Night Ranger)
#903. Byron Donalds (Iron Maiden --- Iron Maiden)
#904. Oz instrumental (Jaws instrumental --- John Williams)
#905. Daniel Cox (Heart-Shaped Box --- Nirvana)
#906. The Big Lie (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#907. Devin's A Liar (Heaven's On Fire --- Kiss)
#908. Mark Meadows (No One Knows --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#910. Collusion (Confusion --- E.L.O.)
#911. Dan Cox Zero (Juke Box Hero --- Foreigner)
#912. Anthony Kern Is Slime (If I Could Turn Back Time --- Cher)
#914. Senator Manchin (Blowin' In The Wind --- Bob Dylan)
#915. She Is A Cunt Beth Van Duyne (I Heard It Through The Grapevine)
#917. Have Yourself a Very Scary 1-6 (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas --- John Legend)
#918. The Events Of 1-6 (No Presents For Christmas --- King Diamond)
#919. The Sorrow Of Meadows (Tomorrow Never Knows --- Grateful Dead)
#920. BYE-DEN (SAY10 --- Marilyn Manson)
#921. Fuck Rick Perry (Voices Carry --- Til Tuesday)
#925. Devin Nunes Army (Seven Nation Army --- Jack White)
#926. Of Course (White Horse --- Laid Back)
#929. Trump Ain't Great (Carole King --- It's Too Late)
#931. Donald's Cock (Like A Rock --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)
#932. All I Want Is Justice For Trump (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)
#934. Devin's Not Well (Heaven And Hell --- Ronnie James Dio)
#936. Jim Crow (Hello --- Lionel Richie)
#937. Mark Meadows (Heaven Knows --- Robert Plant)
#938. Tim O'Hare (Save A Prayer --- Duran Duran)
#939. Boebert For Me (Moron TV --- Primus)
#940. He Will Fuck You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)
#941. Bill Lee (Stone Free --- Jimi Hendrix)
#942. Lee (Free --- Phish)
#943. Boozman (Batman --- Voivod)
#944. There's No Doubt He Is John James (Take Me Out To The Ball Game --- Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer)
#945. Do Juneau Mike? (I Ride My Bike --- Cracker)
#946. Trump Likes Makin' Blood (Feel Like Makin' Love --- Bad Company)
#947. Rosendale (Monorail --- The Simpsons)
#948. John Gibbs (War Pigs --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#949. Blood Insurrection (Love And Affection --- Def Leppard)
#950. Kyle Rittenhouse (Burning Down The House --- Talking Heads)
#951. Mayes (Maze --- Phish)
#953. Mayes (Graze --- Live)
#954. Trump's A Fucking Liar (Comin' Under Fire --- Def Leppard)
#955. Lie When It's Legal (Fly Like An Eagle --- Steve Miller)
#956. Mary Miller (Psyhco Killer --- Talking Heads)
#957. Middleton (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)
#958. Miller's A Liar (Killer Of Giants --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#960. Henry D. McMaster (Beautiful Disaster --- 311)
#962. Journey Together (Happy Together --- Weezer)
#963. Schmidt Is White (Hit The Lights --- Metallica)
#966. Violent Fight (Holy Night --- The Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square)
#967. Donald Jr. (Way Cool Jr. --- Ratt)
#968. We Don't Need No Tim O'Hare (I Don't Need No Rocking Chair --- George Jones)
#970. Fuck Donald Trump (You Think You're Tough --- Ratt)
#972. Schmidt's An Asshat (Hit The Road Jack --- Ray Charles)
#973. Insurrection (White, Discussion --- Live)
#974. Senator Rounds (I'll Stick Around --- Foo Fighters)
#976. Matt DePerno (The Muppet Show Theme Song --- Sam Pottle)
#977. Wisconsin Johnson (Wisconsin Death Trip --- Static X)
#978. Finchem (Red Rum --- The Shining)
#979. Going To Mar-A-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)
#980. McCormick's Thing (Lunatic Fringe --- Tom Cochrane w/ Red Rider)
#981. Jordan I Can't Stand (Burden In My Hand --- Soundgarden)
#982. Gosar Is Gay (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#983. Mike Rounds Senator (The Hounds Of Winter --- Sting)
#985. Mike Crapo (I Don't Know --- Ozzy)
#986. Mike Crapo (Even Flow --- Pearl Jam)
#987. Flying High Again (Lying I Defend --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#988. Jody Hice (Sacrifice --- Elton John)
#989. Ronny Jackson (Satisfaction --- Rolling Stones)
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