Sunday, January 30, 2022

#1024. Brady Tom Was The Boy Wonder


Tom Brady used to golf with the Orange Prolapse.  Not sure who drove.  Butt as a fellow golfer, I'd prefer to remain ignorant.


Five years ago I made a sign for a Steelers/Patriots game at Heinz Field...

 

Donald Trump Eats 

Tom Brady's Pussy!

 

The sign got mixed reviews.  Steelers lost 27-16.



 

 

Brady Tom Was The Boy Wonder
sonofsaf

Brady don't ask why
And don’t misunderstand
Belichick’s big lie
Was deflating footballs for you
(Balls for you)

Br-br-br-Brady improvise
You keep tonguing queerly ‘cause your cock is not long
Still you call it a dong (Brady)
I’m not impressed with you

Your dick’s hangin’ out and lookin’ for fun
Brady go online
For some porno time (Brady)
Internet’s a zoo zoo zoo

Asshole’s burning why (why why)
Diarrhea show (show show)

Br-br-br-br, br-br-br-br-Brady
Tom was the boy wonder
Br-br-br-br, br-br-br-br-Brady
Ten plus two was his number
Br-br-br-br, br-br-br-br-Brady
Tom was the boy wonder
Tom is not a Jew

Asshole’s burning why (why why)
Diarrhea show (show show)
He doesn’t screw his wife fuck you

Br-br-br-br-br
Br-br-br-br-br-br
Drop your pants fuck you
Br-br-br-br-br
Br-br-br-br-br-br
Tom is not a Jew

Br-br-br-Brady improvise
You keep tonguing queerly ‘cause your cock is not long
Still you call it a dong (Brady)
I’m not impressed with you

Your dick’s hangin’ out and lookin’ for fun
Brady go online
For some porno time (Brady)
Internet’s a zoo (zoo zoo)

Asshole’s burning why (why why)
Diarrhea show (show show)

Br-br-br-br, br-br-br-br-Brady
Tom was the boy wonder
Br-br-br-br, br-br-br-br-Brady
Ten plus two was his number
Br-br-br-br, br-br-br-br-Brady
Tom was the boy wonder
Tom is not a Jew

Asshole’s burning why (why why)
Diarrhea show (show show)
He doesn’t screw his wife fuck you

Br-br-br-br-br
Br-br-br-br-br-br
Tom is not a Jew

Br-br-br-br-Brady
Tom was the boy wonder
Tom is not a Jew

 

Baby Don't Forget My Number
Milli Vanilli

Baby don't be shy
When you're holding my hand
'Cause as time goes by
You got to understand it's you
(It's with you)

Ba-ba-ba-baby in your eyes
I see it so clearly that our love it's so strong
And you never go wrong (baby)
I do the best for you

So when you're in doubt and needing someone
Baby call my line
Call me anytime (baby)
I'll be there for you you you

I've been searching high (high high)
I've been searching low (low low)

Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-baby
Don't forget my number
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-baby
Love is stronger than thunder
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-baby
Don't forget my number
Love will see you through

I've been searching high
I've been searching low
I want to spend spend my life with you

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
And I dance with you
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Love will see you through

Ba-ba-ba-baby in your eyes
I see it so clearly that our love it's so strong
And you never go wrong (baby)
I do the best for you

So when you're in doubt and needing someone
Baby call my line
Call me anytime (baby)
I'll be there for you (you you)

I've been searching high (high high)
I've been searching low (low low)

Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-baby
Don't forget my number
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-baby
Love is stronger than thunder
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-baby
Don't forget my number
Love will see you through

I've been searching high
I've been searching low
I want to spend spend my life with you

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Love will see you through

Ba-ba-ba-ba-baby
Don't forget my number
Love will see you through




Believe it or not, Milli Vanilli actually used to go on tour.  Curious for a "band" that got busted lip-syncing.  What's even crazier... they played the Burgh 3 times.  The Civic Arena in 1989.  And the A.J. Palumbo Center & Star Lake in 1990.  Didn't see that one coming.

I have a fond memory of this song from back in my days at the University of Dayton.  There was a keg party in the ghetto and my two buddies Tony & Schmid, the latter of which who notoriously smoked the larva of a butterfly (Carl the caterpillar) out of a 3 foot Graphix bong, performed a reenactment of this song on their front porch.  They had the official dance moves down to a T.  Even better than the real thing.

As the song reached it's cresendo, Tony unleashed.  Repeatedly punching their mailbox.  His right hand covered in blood and possibly broken, they had to get a new mailbox the next morning.  Regardless, the crowd loved it.  As did I.

 

Tom Brady:

7-31-00, Fawcett Stadium, Canton, OH (Hall of Fame game vs. San Francisco 49ers)

11-14-10, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

10-30-11, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

10-23-16, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA


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