Former Republican Congresswoman and Pixburgh native Melissa Hart just announced her bid for Governor of Pennsylvania.
She made a fiery speech at the Heinz History Center in front of a mammoth, sitting room only crowd.
I got a personalized email (spam-vite) but chose to skip the big announcement.
Gonna blame my no-show on a rare condition known as "Strip-asphyxiphobia" --- fear of being crush asphyxiated in the Strip District via a human stampede of diehard Trumpers.
Conventional wisdom says Lou Barletta will win the Republican primary. (his teeth are whiter than his KKK robe). But as the only female, in a crowded race of Keystone dongs, I think she may have a distinct advantage. I'll cut to the chase. It's the double X chromosome. She has a cunt.
- Lou Barletta, former U.S. representative from Pennsylvania's 11th congressional district (2011–2019) and Republican nominee for U.S. Senate in 2018[51][52]
- Shawn Berger, owner of American Lobster restaurant[53]
- Jake Corman, President pro tempore of the Pennsylvania State Senate and state senator for the 34th senatorial district[54]
- Guy Ciarrocchi, CEO of the Chester County Chamber of Business & Industry and former chief of staff to Lieutenant Governor Jim Cawley (2011-2014)[55]
- Charlie Gerow, conservative activist and vice-chair of the American Conservative Union[56]
- Melissa Hart, former U.S. representative from Pennsylvania's 4th congressional district (2001–2007)[57][58]
- Scott Martin, state senator for the 13th senatorial district[59][60][61]
- William McSwain, former U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania (2018–2021)[62][63][64]
- Jason Monn, restaurateur and former mayor of Corry[65]
- Jason Richey, attorney for Pittsburgh-based law firm K&L Gates[66]
- John Ventre, retired UPS security and public affairs executive and candidate for Westmoreland County commissioner in 2019[67]
- Dave White, former Delaware County Council member[60][68]
- Joe Gale, Member of the Montgomery County Board of Commissioners (2016–present) and candidate for lieutenant governor of Pennsylvania in 2018[a][69]
- Nche Zama, cardiothoracic surgeon[70]
Also, it's my understanding that way back in the early 80's, she had a brief, yet torrid affair (one
night stand) with Roger Goodell at a Washington & Jefferson College
sorority house (FSD - fucka sucka dicka). But that's neither here nor there.
(1:53 mark - the most brilliant speech about nuclear proliferation in the history of mankind)
Hart’s An Ass
sonofsaf
We had to spill blood but it's in the past
Pennsylvania that Hart’s an ass
Republicans think, Donald’s divine
Major riot, not outta line
We had to spill blood from God it’s a sign
There’s no doubt forty-five’s not kind
Most Republicans think it wasn’t a crime
Major riot, not outta line
You have seen
Covid and diseasing drink your box of wine
Blood is so amusing with their pockets lined
Smear the queer she’s choosing you for morning wood
You fucking dyke fuck you
We had to spill blood but it’s in the past
Pennsylvania that Hart’s an ass
Republicans think, Donald’s divine
Major riot, not outta line
The big lie
An Orange Prolapse protrusion and how many died
Cops are not amusing, some of the police cried
And others had some bruising, yeah
Donald Trump, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Donald Trump, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Donald Trump, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Yeah, Jared and Ivanka’s Jewish fight
Screw you, fuck you
Screw you, fuck you
We had to spill blood but it’s in the past
Pennsylvania has a big fat ass (radio friendly version)
Pennsylvania can take it up the ass (sonofsaf dirty version)
Republicans think, Donald’s divine
Major riot, not outta line
Screw you, fuck you
Screw you, fuck you
Heart of Glass
Blondie
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine
Love is so confusing, there's no peace of mind
If I fear I'm losing you it's just no good
You teasing like you do
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Lost inside
Adorable illusion and I cannot hide
I'm the one you're using, please don't push me aside
We coulda made it cruising, yeah
La, da, da, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, da, da, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, da, da, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh
You rarely get to witness "crazy sexy cool" women sing about their issues with gas. Huzzah!
Blondie has made a grand total of 3 appearances here in the Burgh (1977 at the New Leona Theater in Homestead, 1979 at the Stanley Theatre downtown, and in 2012 at the Palace Theatre in Greensburg). Never got a chance to see her live.
Gotta be honest here. I kinda like this Miley Cyrus version as well.
Please do not share this material with Pennsylvania gubernatorial candidate Melissa Hart (R-PA).
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