Tuesday, January 18, 2022

#997. No To Thune

Political Prediction:  Mitch McConnell might bail after the 2022 midterms.  I think he senses that the Republicans are not gonna win back the Senate in 2022.  Why?  Because his party has overstepped on everything.  Civility, obstructionism, abortion, guns, religion, voting rights, etc.  The GOP is just way too polarizing.  It's essentially become a cult.  Go figure.

Factor in the relentlessly exhausting Orange Prolapse and I think Mitch has just about had enough.  He might wish to exit with a smidgen of his dignity and legacy in tact.  Plus, the guy looks older than the Ghost of Christmas Past.

Either way, I think he's in the process of setting up his successor.  

And it comes down to the two Johns!  John Cornyn (TX) or John Thune (SD).   

Cue the late Johnny Olson.  Cum On Down!  You're the next participant on the extreme far right! 

The other John?  Uh, Barrass-hole on the left?  Uh, doubtful. 

Cornyn's a heavyweight.  But I think Mitch passes the torch to Senator John Thune.  Just a hunch.



No To Thune

Yo, Senate leadership in play
Mitch McConnell is so white so they say
Say no to Thune

Jew, Jared Kushner’s asshole blistering
An Evidently Chickentown christening
Leadership’s not for you
Say no to Thune
No to Thune

Ho, Trump is going to screw you
Proud Boys are white, seemingly very crude
Ooh, say no to Thune

Senators are bought and sold
Senators are bought and sold
Senators are bought and sold

True, the big lie’s spreading up in you
What a cunt First Lady she’s a whore
Give Trump a big fat loan, say no to Thune

Old, seventy five year old bone
Donald’s losing face, he’s all alone
Son Barron he’ll disown
Say no to Thune
No to Thune


Slow Slow Tune
My Morning Jacket

Slow, not the meter of today
I'm not singing for night anyway
This slow, slow tune

You, somewhere in the future listening
I hope the present for you is glistening
With notes that ring so true
This slow, slow tune
Slow, slow tune

Slow, daddy's playing just for you
The tempo's right, I'm in a mellow mood
Ooh, this slow, slow tune

Gotta radiate the gold
Gotta radiate the gold
Gotta radiate the gold

True, daddy is singing just for you
Do you hear 'em baby anymore?
Now that you've outgrown this slow, slow tune

Cold, wear for me that all you own
You decide the pace, you set the tone
Your future now your own
This slow, slow tune
Slow, slow tune

I'm not a major proponent of the acoustic format but... That. Was. Strong.  

However, if you need something a little more electrified, this should suffice.

Favorite MMJ ballad is War Begun.  Not even up for debate.

My Morning Jacket:

5-2-10, Lifestyles Community Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-27-10, Trib Total Media Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA
8-10-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-12, LC Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-21-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-4-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-3-15, State Theatre, Cleveland, OH
7-8-17, Metro Amphitheater, Charlotte, NC
7-9-17 Red Hat Amphitheater, Raleigh, NC

Please do not share this material with Senator John Thune (R-SD), Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

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