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Congressman Dale Strong is a terrific Representative of Alabama’s 5th Congressional District!
Dale was with us from the beginning, and in Congress, he is working hard to Grow our Economy, Fight Inflation, Stop Illegal Immigration, Support our Brave Law Enforcement, Defend the Second Amendment, and Champion Conservative Values.
Dale Strong is a Warrior for our America First agenda, and he has my Complete and Total Endorsement!
Strong is STRONG!
An honest admission... I concocted that final sentence. Kinda surprised the Orange Prolapse didn't conjure it up all by himself.
Such a gutsy endorsement.
Behold! The Strong Dump!
Cardinals at Steelers (-5.5) this weekend. EAT PITT'S SHIT
You know, rallying around a white man in the heart of the Confederacy.
Strong sonofsaf
He’s a piece of turd shit, that Congressman Dale Strong Has a pretty big job to blow, tiny mushroom bone Alabama cock, blockin all along Representative cancer, his name’s Dale Whitney Strong
Sins are fuckin’ seven, Stormy is the pits When will you discover, discover she has tits Alabama cock, blocking all along Representative cancer, his name’s Dale Whitney Strong
Fucking stupid asshole, fuckin’ bread of wonder Trump is second fiddle, Trump’s a Big Mac blunder Alabama cock, blocking all along Representative cancer, his name’s Dale Whitney Strong
Wrong Lindsey Buckingham
Everybody's heard it, how everything went wrong Advance was spent some time ago, agent's on the phone Young Mister Rockcock, where do you belong? The man ain't got no answer, the man just got it wrong
Leisure line to heaven, putting on the hits Here we have another, another piece of glitz Young Mister Rockcock, where do you belong? The man ain't got no answer, the man just got it wrong
Looking through the keyhole, did I see another Piggy in the middle, piggy on the cover? Young Mister Rockcock, where do you belong? The man ain't got no answer, the man just got it wrong
This parody is admittedly the real world musical equivalent of meh.
From 1971 to 2018, Fleetwood Mac has played the Burgh an impressive total of 18 times.
From 1993 to 2021, Lindsey Buckingham has played the Burgh 6 times.
Never seen Lindsey Buckingham solo.
Fleetwood Mac:
9-27-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA*
3-1-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 4-26-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-14-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
11-1-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
* One of my all-time favorite concerts. We were on our way to Star Lake and Angie Szalay drove over a mattress box spring that was laying in the middle of Rt. 22. Nothing she could do about it goin' 70 mph. I remember her yelling, "Oh fuck! Hold on!" To which I fired back, "We're all gonna die!"
As of this moment in time, I'm going to start assigning names to the limited edition "Trumpin 'n Dumpin" series. Hey each dump deserves a modicum of individual recognition. Rightly so!
What would you call this one?
I'm gonna call it "Take Me To The Pilot" in honor of Elton John.
Reminds me of Pilot Mountain near Mt. Airy, NC.
I said BAM!
Prolapse Stain (Forty Five) sonofsaf
Why Stormy is a-pornin’, her choice of Trump’s inbred Suckin’ and a-fuckin’, mushroom dick instead His asshole’s an endeavor his ass she’ll sodomize Strap-on dildo whenever, a la carte cream pies
A Big Mac ain’t the enemy, Diet Coke is right McDonald’s ain’t the enemy, let’s all take a bite Treason is a big crime, we’re sick of Insurrection’s a crime, coup d’etat
Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain Fat jerk that’s forty-five again His fake bullshit we must defend Big lies a constant victim
Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain Fat jerk that’s forty-five again His fake bullshit we must defend Big lies a constant victim
The fake news ain’t so groovy Ivanka is a cunt Stormy romancing, Lake Tahoe was fun Only on Truth Social, late at night Only on Truth Social, Trumpy’s gonna fight
Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain Fat jerk that’s forty-five again His fake bullshit we must defend Big lies a constant victim
A fat fuck isn’t slim, Donald Trump’s the enemy The lazy are not slim but the lazy disagree (lazy disagree) An asshole prolapse stain, scathingly from the right Piece of shit or so they say, he doesn’t drink Bud Light
Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain Fat jerk that’s forty-five again His fake bullshit we must defend Big lies a constant victim
(Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain) He's always leaves a prolapse stain (Fat jerk that’s forty-five again) He’s full of lard (His fake bullshit we must defend) Big lies a constant victim
(Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain) (Fat jerk that’s forty-five again) (His fake bullshit we must defend) (Big lies a constant victim)
Morning Train (Nine To Five) Sheena Easton
I wake up every mornin', I stumble out of bed Stretchin' and yawnin', another day ahead It seems to last forever and time goes slowly by Till babe and me's together, then it starts to fly
'Cause the moment that he's with me, time can take a flight The moment that he's with me, everything's alright Night time is the right time, we make love Then it's his and my time, we take off
My baby takes the morning train / Trump baby He works from nine to five and then He takes another home again To find me waitin' for him
My baby takes the morning train He works from nine to five and then He takes another home again To find me waitin' for him
He takes me to a movie or to a restaurant To go slow dancing, anything I want Only when he's with me, I catch light Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright
My baby takes the morning train He works from nine to five and then He takes another home again To find me waitin' for him
All day I think of him, dreamin' of him constantly I'm crazy mad for him and he's crazy mad for me (crazy mad for me) When he steps off that train, amazingly full of fight Work all day to earn his pay, so we can play all night
My baby takes the morning train He works from nine to five and then He takes another home again To find me waitin' for him
(My baby takes the morning train) He's always on that morning train (He works from nine to five and then) He works so hard (He takes another home again) To find me waiting for him
(My baby takes the morning train) (He works from nine to five and then) (He takes another home again) (To find me waitin' for him)
For this numerically noteworthy parody, I opted for a corny lip-synced version. Why? Because the Orange Prolapse warrants a good lip-syncing. If you want a live version, here ya go.
According to my cursory research, Sheena Easton has never performed in the Burgh. She's currently on the casino junket at the age of 64. If you happen to bump into her, please inform her of my parody. I think it would be a smash hit. With the future of democracy on the line, maybe it's time to mix things up!
Believe it or not, this is my second parody of Morning Train (Nine To Five).
Yesterday, the Orange Prolapse reintroduced his complex, nuanced position on healthcare.
I don’t want to terminate Obamacare, I want to REPLACE IT with MUCH BETTER HEALTHCARE. Obamacare Sucks!!!
Trumper sonofsaf
She’d blow a fuckin’ Jew Ivanka She’d blow her daddy’s fake big lie She would screw mushroom meat inside her That asshole haunts her shit is why
Donald’s weenie has no morning wood Big fat baby thinks Viagra could Trumper
He shares a fuckin’ lie it’s crazy He’ll bet the insurrection’s wild ‘Cause Donald Trump was the prez and crybaby Orange Prolapse clown Stormy defiled
Donald’s weenie has no morning wood Big fat baby thinks Viagra could Trumper
She’d blow a fuckin’ Jew Ivanka She’d blow her daddy’s fake big lie She would screw mushroom meat inside her That asshole haunts her shit is why
Donald’s weenie has no morning wood Big fat baby thinks Viagra could Trumper Trumper Trumper
Strutter Kiss
I know a thing or two about her I know she'll only make you cry She'll let you walk the street beside her But when she wants she'll pass you by
Everybody says she's looking good And the lady knows it's understood Strutter
She wears her satins like a lady She gets her way just like a child You take her home and she says, "Maybe, baby." She takes you down and drives you wild
Everybody says she's looking good And the lady knows it's understood Strutter
I know a thing or two about her I know she'll only make you cry She'll let you walk the street beside her But when she wants, she'll pass you by
Everybody says she's looking good And the lady knows it's understood Strutter Strutter Strutter
Kiss is set to play their final 2 shows at Madison Square Garden this weekend. Mark Madden will be in attendance. I will not. However, I do plan to attend the Arizona Cardinals game at Acrid Turd Stadium.
These placards are glued to about 50 parking meters on the North shore. Could be worse I suppose. For example... St. Lewis.
The acrid stench of incest rears an ugly turd on Smithfield St.The pic just doesn't do it justice. There was explosive shit stains all over the place. Next time, I will provide graphic evidence.
Considering their opposition is a Major League baseball franchise, the Steelers (-5.5) are favored. I think Pickett finally gets his breakout game and throws for 2 or 3 touchdowns. East coast Steelers tend to dominate the West coast Steelers... er uh, Cardinals.
Prediction: Steelers 31 Cardinals 17
This live version of Strutter on David Letterman is worth a listen too.
Favorite Kiss song? Plenty to choose from but I'd probably go with Detroit Rock City.
Kiss:
3-27-97, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV 5-26-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 8-21-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 7-4-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 12-13-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 7-29-10, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 8-24-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 8-26-16, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH 3-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA 10-13-21, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA
Trump failed to secure the endorsement of Iowan evangelical leader Bob Vander Plaats.
So he's predictably fighting back with an endorsement from some other Midwestern Christian nationalist shitbaggin' stooge. #TrumpDump
Orange Prolapse on the left : Pastor Jackson Lahmeyer on the right
President Trump has been the MOST pro-Christian President in our lifetime! I took some heat for calling out the behavior of Bob Vander Plaats as indistinguishable from a "common street whore." --- Lahmeyer
Lahmeyer sonofsaf
Trumper, Orange Prolapse meat A job to blow with all his might Small hands’n tiny feet That fuckin’ retard, and liar Lahmeyer
Fuckin’ scandal a dumbshit buffoon Yeah, Donald’s a fecal A fecal stained goon He’s gonna mount her, Stormy was fun Ugly poon, the First Lady’s a cunt The great deceiver, his anus wider Lahmeyer Lahmeyer
The deceiver’n fat liar, Lahmeyer Lahmeyer (Asshole, burning)
Ain’t no scholar Has no erection Mouthful of vomit A fuckin’ insurrection Pisser urinal will flow An orange creature’s stealin’ votes like a fuckin’ pro This isn’t funny, funny, funny... ? The deceiver’n fat liar, Lahmeyer
Desire U2
Lover, I'm off the streets I'm gonna go where the bright lights And the big city meet With a red guitar, on fire Desire
She's the candle burnin' in my room Yeah, I'm like the needle The needle and spoon Over the counter, with a shotgun Pretty soon, everybody's got one I'm in a fever, when I'm beside her Desire Desire
And the fever, gettin' higher Desire Desire (Burning, burning)
She's the dollars She's my protection Yeah, she's the promise In the year of election Sister I can't let you go Like a preacher stealin' hearts at a travellin' show For love or money, money, money... ? And the fever, gettin' higher Desire
U2 has played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.
The Orange Prolapse just had his gag order reinstated in the New York civil trail.
A MEGA-MAGA dump on Grant Street! City County Building vicinity. Code red libtard alert!
Hallelujah!
Trumped sonofsaf
The Donald ain't white His fucked up orange hair we defend Even more fucked up is his style Not great to be American
Stop the stealing Trump is treasonous Ain’t no MacBeth just brain death You’ll fear, the Proud Boys and faggots and queers And his Trump Tower’s in greater arrears
Stealing votes from the voters Just bullshit and more blame J-6 knows he doesn’t care As the choir sang And you will keep on finding That his ass has gas And he is your worst enemy Anal attack
The Donald ain't white The Donald ain't white The Donald ain't white His fucked up orange hair we defend
Chumped Joyce Manor
Some salty stoned night You cut up your hair bad again And so you cough up a fake smile And hate to be photographed skin
Now I'm feeling chumped on the bus Left out of breath out of touch Fixed gear, this frat boy who won't lend an ear Why should he bother his father's career
Feeling hopeful and helpless Talking shit all the same Do you keep having nightmares About the old gang Or when I keep reminding myself this will pass But myself keeps reminding me It will come back
Some salty stoned night Some salty stoned night Some salty stoned night You cut up your hair bad again
This song ain't bad. Plenty of Tang-laden energy. Non-TAB related.
From 2016 to present, stately(mark 2:42) Joyce Manorhas rocked the burgh a grand total of 5 times. Never seen 'em.
If I was a middle school English teacher, I'd get my kids to fix Donald Trump's social media posts. Every single day. There's just so much to work with...
Capitalization errors.
Punctuation errors.
Run-on sentence errors.
Fragmented sentence errors.
Misspellings errors.
Incorrect word selection errors (Trump's all-time best was "president" instead of "precedent")
Anyhoo, I think it would be a good classroom exercise. Think about it. Not only would students get to familiarize themselves with Orange Prolapse Grievance 101, but they'd also become intimately acquainted with his bulging, abject stupidity. So naturally, it would be a learning experience.
Maybe one day you could become the President of the United States!
Transitioning from Obama to Trump... that statement just really lacks the panache and gravity it used to carry, eh?
Song For The Trumped sonofsaf
So he flaunted his fake Trump steak Always well done and a disgrace Kushner’s a Jew
Donald Trump he’ll attack Donald Trump he’ll attack, that bitch An Orange Prolapse attack Butt deep in debt Butt deep in debt with a Big Mac fuckin’ alert
Forty-five was never a winner Daughter-wife Jew Trumped by a whore’s blow torch
Donald Trump he’ll attack Donald Trump he’ll attack, that bitch An Orange Prolapse attack Butt deep in debt Butt deep in debt with a Big Mac fuckin’ alert, hey hey
So he flaunted his fake Trump steak Always well done and a disgrace
Donald Trump he’ll attack Donald Trump he’ll attack, that bitch An Orange Prolapse attack An Orange Prolapse attack Butt deep in debt
Song For The Dumped Ben Folds Five
So you wanted to take a break Slow it down some and have some space Well fuck you too
Give me my money back Give me my money back, you bitch I want my money back And don't forget And don't forget to give me back my black T-shirt
I wish I hadn't bought you dinner Right before you Dumped me on your front porch
Give me my money back Give me my money back, you bitch I want my money back And don't forget And don't forget to give me back my black T-shirt, hey hey
So you wanted to take a break? Slow it down some and have some space?
Give me my money back Give me my money back, you bitch I want my money back I want my money back And don't forget
This parody's a bit of a stretch. A little bit choppy to say the least. I'll blame it on the unusual lyrics and syllable progressions. Hey, you can't win 'em all.
From 1996 to the present, Ben Folds and/or Ben Folds Five have played the Burgh an amazing 23 times.
Ben Folds Five:
6-10-98, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Beck)
According to Liz Cheney, Congressman Mark Green (R-TN) refers to Donald Trump as "Orange Jesus."
When House Republicans were compelled to sign a statement regarding election fraud in 2020, Green said... "Oh, the things we do for the Orange Jesus."
E-gad! For the love of Maude.
I'd prefer it if he would have said, "Oh, the things we do for the Orange Prolapse."
Dare to dream.
Mark Green sonofsaf
"Orange Jesus from Mar-a-Lago, yeah, he's a piece of shit, he ain’t a damn king" said Mark Green."
Green Beans Animal Collective
“Ya he’s a fucking big weirdo, yeah, he hates chocolate, he hates everything but green beans"
Less than 1% of my parodies consist of dialogue straight outta the movies. An honest admission: I have absolutely no idea what the fuck this is, what it represents, or why it even exists. As the Orange Prolapse would say... SAD!
Feel free to substitute my non-copyrighted/trademarked Donald Trump nickname into the title.
"Orange Prolpase from Mar-a-Lago, he's a piece of shit, he ain’t a damn king" said Mark Green.
If that makes you happy, so be it.
But Saf, does it make you happy? Uh no. Crappy... not happy.
After the January 6th insurrection, Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy flew to Mar-A-Lago...
because "he was worried that Donald Trump was depressed and not eating."
Granted, it's an excerpt from Liz Cheney's latest book.
Well I have a solution for the Orange Prolapse's latest bout with the blues and anorexia.
MOMS FOR AMERICA!
Maybe they could serve him meatloaf or some other comfort-related food.
For Trump sonofsaf
He’s socially half-witted No alcohol dependence His son-in-law’s a fuckin’ Jew A Big Mac ain’t from cattle Just another scandal Stormy’s cunt Ivanka’s too Fuck yeah a flood of blood for Trump From his asshole and his butt A flood of blood for Trump
His crime he’ll try to defer Everyone calls him sir That faggot is so gay and mean A dildo he was sucking Strap-on now she’s fucking Trump baby and his diaper ain’t esteemed Oh a flood of blood for Trump Oh he’s gonna take a dump A flood of blood for Trump
Yeah flood of blood for Trump Blood for Trump
Her Strut Bob Seger
She's totally committed To major independence But she's a lady through and through She gives them quite a battle All that they can handle She'll bruise some She'll hurt some too But oh they love to watch her strut Oh they do respect her but They love to watch her strut
Sometimes they'll want to leave her Just give up and leave her But they would never play that scene In spite of all her talking Once she starts in walking The lady will be all they ever dreamed Oh they'll love to watch her strut Oh they'll kill to make the cut They love to watch her strut
Yeah love to watch her strut Watch her strut
I don't really have a "favorite" song. For Those About To Rock (We Salute You) comes to mind.
But "Against The Wind" is definitely in my Top 5.
From 1968 to the present, Bob Seger rocked the Burgh a grand total of 20 times. Pretty certain that he finally hung it up. Me too! Just kidding. However, I have started a fresh Big Lie 100 list. I numerically fumbled the last few entries. Plus, it was taking too long to copy and paste.
Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band:
10-17-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#1356)
#2216. For Trump
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The Orange Prolapse, in a desperate attempt to evoke sympathy, has begun posting negative imagery and unflattering pictures of himself...
... on his very own social media account! Sad.
@RealDonaldChump
Trump sonofsaf
Kushner’s a Jew, and Ivanka is too Commit treason they’re the enemy Stormy didn’t cum there was no ecstasy A Lake Tahoe affair their disgrace
Truth Social fuckin’ zealotry’s All fucked up and very unkind Big Mac Donald’s fat Trump is an offense And Stormy didn’t cum
Boys are proud ‘cause MAGA’s red instead Orange Prolapsin’ clown’s, a stinkin’ disgrace Caravan, the Mexicans have a plan To infiltrate our fuckin’ country
Truth Social fuckin’ zealotry’s All fucked up and very unkind Big Mac Donald’s fat Trump is an offense And Stormy didn’t cum Donald Trump!
Chump Green Day
I don't know you, but I think I hate you You're the reason for my misery Strange how you've become my biggest enemy And I've never even seen your face
Well maybe it's just jealousy Mixing up with a violent mind A circumstance that doesn't make much sense Or maybe I'm just dumb
You're the cloud hanging out over my head And hail comes crashing down, welting my face Magic man, egocentric plastic man Yet you still got one over on me
Well maybe it's just jealousy Mixing up with a violent mind A circumstance that doesn't make much sense Or maybe I'm just dumb I'm a chump!
From 1993 to the present, Green Day has played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times. Never seen 'em. Not really a diehard Dookie fan.
Certainly not to the extent of Megan Pineapple.
The Big Lie 100: (#1364)
#1938. Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)
