Thursday, November 30, 2023

#2223. Strong

Yesterday, Trump endorsed incumbent Congressman Dale Strong (R-AL)!  


Congressman Dale Strong is a terrific Representative of Alabama’s 5th Congressional District!

Dale was with us from the beginning, and in Congress, he is working hard to Grow our Economy, Fight Inflation, Stop Illegal Immigration, Support our Brave Law Enforcement, Defend the Second Amendment, and Champion Conservative Values.

Dale Strong is a Warrior for our America First agenda, and he has my Complete and Total Endorsement!

Strong is STRONG!

An honest admission... I concocted that final sentence.  Kinda surprised the Orange Prolapse didn't conjure it up all by himself.

Such a gutsy endorsement.  

Behold!  The Strong Dump!

Cardinals at Steelers (-5.5) this weekend.  EAT PITT'S SHIT

You know, rallying around a white man in the heart of the Confederacy.



 

Strong
sonofsaf

He’s a piece of turd shit, that Congressman Dale Strong
Has a pretty big job to blow, tiny mushroom bone
Alabama cock, blockin all along
Representative cancer, his name’s Dale Whitney Strong

Sins are fuckin’ seven, Stormy is the pits
When will you discover, discover she has tits
Alabama cock, blocking all along
Representative cancer, his name’s Dale Whitney Strong

Fucking stupid asshole, fuckin’ bread of wonder
Trump is second fiddle, Trump’s a Big Mac blunder
Alabama cock, blocking all along
Representative cancer, his name’s Dale Whitney Strong

 

Wrong
Lindsey Buckingham

Everybody's heard it, how everything went wrong
Advance was spent some time ago, agent's on the phone
Young Mister Rockcock, where do you belong?
The man ain't got no answer, the man just got it wrong

Leisure line to heaven, putting on the hits
Here we have another, another piece of glitz
Young Mister Rockcock, where do you belong?
The man ain't got no answer, the man just got it wrong

Looking through the keyhole, did I see another
Piggy in the middle, piggy on the cover?
Young Mister Rockcock, where do you belong?
The man ain't got no answer, the man just got it wrong

 

 

This parody is admittedly the real world musical equivalent of meh.

From 1971 to 2018, Fleetwood Mac has played the Burgh an impressive total of 18 times.  

From 1993 to 2021, Lindsey Buckingham has played the Burgh 6 times.  

Never seen Lindsey Buckingham solo.

Fleetwood Mac:

9-27-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA*
3-1-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
4-26-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-14-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA 
11-1-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

* One of my all-time favorite concerts.  We were on our way to Star Lake and Angie Szalay drove over a mattress box spring that was laying in the middle of Rt. 22.  Nothing she could do about it goin' 70 mph.  I remember her yelling, "Oh fuck!  Hold on!"  To which I fired back, "We're all gonna die!"

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1362)

#2216.  For Trump

#2217.  Mark Green

#2218.  Song For The Trumped

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)


Please do not share this material with Dale Strong (R-AL) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 


#2222. Prolapse Stain (Forty-Five)

As of this moment in time, I'm going to start assigning names to the limited edition "Trumpin 'n Dumpin" series.  Hey each dump deserves a modicum of individual recognition.  Rightly so!

What would you call this one?

I'm gonna call it "Take Me To The Pilot" in honor of Elton John.

Reminds me of Pilot Mountain near Mt. Airy, NC.



I said BAM!

 


 

Prolapse Stain (Forty Five)
sonofsaf

Why Stormy is a-pornin’, her choice of Trump’s inbred
Suckin’ and a-fuckin’, mushroom dick instead
His asshole’s an endeavor his ass she’ll sodomize
Strap-on dildo whenever, a la carte cream pies

A Big Mac ain’t the enemy, Diet Coke is right
McDonald’s ain’t the enemy, let’s all take a bite
Treason is a big crime, we’re sick of
Insurrection’s a crime, coup d’etat

Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain
Fat jerk that’s forty-five again
His fake bullshit we must defend
Big lies a constant victim

Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain
Fat jerk that’s forty-five again
His fake bullshit we must defend
Big lies a constant victim

The fake news ain’t so groovy Ivanka is a cunt
Stormy romancing, Lake Tahoe was fun
Only on Truth Social, late at night
Only on Truth Social, Trumpy’s gonna fight

Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain
Fat jerk that’s forty-five again
His fake bullshit we must defend
Big lies a constant victim

A fat fuck isn’t slim, Donald Trump’s the enemy
The lazy are not slim but the lazy disagree (lazy disagree)
An asshole prolapse stain, scathingly from the right
Piece of shit or so they say, he doesn’t drink Bud Light

Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain
Fat jerk that’s forty-five again
His fake bullshit we must defend
Big lies a constant victim

(Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain)
He's always leaves a prolapse stain
(Fat jerk that’s forty-five again)
He’s full of lard
(His fake bullshit we must defend)
Big lies a constant victim

(Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain)
(Fat jerk that’s forty-five again)
(His fake bullshit we must defend)
(Big lies a constant victim)

 

Morning Train (Nine To Five)
Sheena Easton

I wake up every mornin', I stumble out of bed
Stretchin' and yawnin', another day ahead
It seems to last forever and time goes slowly by
Till babe and me's together, then it starts to fly

'Cause the moment that he's with me, time can take a flight
The moment that he's with me, everything's alright
Night time is the right time, we make love
Then it's his and my time, we take off

My baby takes the morning train / Trump baby
He works from nine to five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin' for him

My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine to five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin' for him

He takes me to a movie or to a restaurant
To go slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright

My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine to five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin' for him

All day I think of him, dreamin' of him constantly
I'm crazy mad for him and he's crazy mad for me (crazy mad for me)
When he steps off that train, amazingly full of fight
Work all day to earn his pay, so we can play all night

My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine to five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin' for him

(My baby takes the morning train)
He's always on that morning train
(He works from nine to five and then)
He works so hard
(He takes another home again)
To find me waiting for him

(My baby takes the morning train)
(He works from nine to five and then)
(He takes another home again)
(To find me waitin' for him)

 


 

 

For this numerically noteworthy parody, I opted for a corny lip-synced version.  Why?  Because the Orange Prolapse warrants a good lip-syncing.  If you want a live version, here ya go.

According to my cursory research, Sheena Easton has never performed in the Burgh.  She's currently on the casino junket at the age of 64.  If you happen to bump into her, please inform her of my parody.  I think it would be a smash hit.  With the future of democracy on the line, maybe it's time to mix things up!

Believe it or not, this is my second parody of Morning Train (Nine To Five). 

#1562.  So Much Pain (The Big Lie)


The Big Lie 100: (#1361)

#2216.  For Trump

#2217.  Mark Green

#2218.  Song For The Trumped

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)


Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump.



#2221. Trumper

Yesterday, the Orange Prolapse reintroduced his complex, nuanced position on healthcare.


I don’t want to terminate Obamacare, I want to REPLACE IT with MUCH BETTER HEALTHCARE. Obamacare Sucks!!!

 


 

Trumper
sonofsaf

She’d blow a fuckin’ Jew Ivanka
She’d blow her daddy’s fake big lie
She would screw mushroom meat inside her
That asshole haunts her shit is why

Donald’s weenie has no morning wood
Big fat baby thinks Viagra could
Trumper

He shares a fuckin’ lie it’s crazy
He’ll bet the insurrection’s wild
‘Cause Donald Trump was the prez and crybaby
Orange Prolapse clown Stormy defiled

Donald’s weenie has no morning wood
Big fat baby thinks Viagra could
Trumper

She’d blow a fuckin’ Jew Ivanka
She’d blow her daddy’s fake big lie
She would screw mushroom meat inside her
That asshole haunts her shit is why

Donald’s weenie has no morning wood
Big fat baby thinks Viagra could
Trumper
Trumper
Trumper

 

Strutter
Kiss

I know a thing or two about her
I know she'll only make you cry
She'll let you walk the street beside her
But when she wants she'll pass you by

Everybody says she's looking good
And the lady knows it's understood
Strutter

She wears her satins like a lady
She gets her way just like a child
You take her home and she says, "Maybe, baby."
She takes you down and drives you wild

Everybody says she's looking good
And the lady knows it's understood
Strutter

I know a thing or two about her
I know she'll only make you cry
She'll let you walk the street beside her
But when she wants, she'll pass you by

Everybody says she's looking good
And the lady knows it's understood
Strutter
Strutter
Strutter



Kiss is set to play their final 2 shows at Madison Square Garden this weekend.  Mark Madden will be in attendance.  I will not.  However, I do plan to attend the Arizona Cardinals game at Acrid Turd Stadium.


These placards are glued to about 50 parking meters on the North shore.  Could be worse I suppose.  For example... St. Lewis.

The acrid stench of incest rears an ugly turd on Smithfield St.  The pic just doesn't do it justice.  There was explosive shit stains all over the place.  Next time, I will provide graphic evidence.



Considering their opposition is a Major League baseball franchise, the Steelers (-5.5) are favored.  I think Pickett finally gets his breakout game and throws for 2 or 3 touchdowns.  East coast Steelers tend to dominate the West coast Steelers... er uh, Cardinals.

Prediction: Steelers 31 Cardinals 17

This live version of Strutter on David Letterman is worth a listen too.

Favorite Kiss song?  Plenty to choose from but I'd probably go with Detroit Rock City.

Kiss:

3-27-97, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
5-26-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-21-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-4-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
12-13-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
7-29-10, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-24-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-26-16, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH
3-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-13-21, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA


The Big Lie 100: (#1360)

#2216.  For Trump

#2217.  Mark Green

#2218.  Song For The Trumped

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

 

Please do not share this material with MAGA enthusiasts and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#2220. Lahmeyer

Trump failed to secure the endorsement of Iowan evangelical leader Bob Vander Plaats.


 

So he's predictably fighting back with an endorsement from some other Midwestern Christian nationalist shitbaggin' stooge.  #TrumpDump

Orange Prolapse on the left : Pastor Jackson Lahmeyer on the right

President Trump has been the MOST pro-Christian President in our lifetime!  I took some heat for calling out the behavior of  Bob Vander Plaats as indistinguishable from a "common street whore." --- Lahmeyer




Lahmeyer
sonofsaf

Trumper, Orange Prolapse meat
A job to blow with all his might
Small hands’n tiny feet
That fuckin’ retard, and liar
Lahmeyer

Fuckin’ scandal a dumbshit buffoon
Yeah, Donald’s a fecal
A fecal stained goon
He’s gonna mount her, Stormy was fun
Ugly poon, the First Lady’s a cunt
The great deceiver, his anus wider
Lahmeyer
Lahmeyer

The deceiver’n fat liar,
Lahmeyer
Lahmeyer
(Asshole, burning)

Ain’t no scholar
Has no erection
Mouthful of vomit
A fuckin’ insurrection
Pisser urinal will flow
An orange creature’s stealin’ votes like a fuckin’ pro
This isn’t funny, funny, funny... ?
The deceiver’n fat liar,
Lahmeyer


Desire
U2

Lover, I'm off the streets
I'm gonna go where the bright lights
And the big city meet
With a red guitar, on fire
Desire

She's the candle burnin' in my room
Yeah, I'm like the needle
The needle and spoon
Over the counter, with a shotgun
Pretty soon, everybody's got one
I'm in a fever, when I'm beside her
Desire
Desire

And the fever, gettin' higher
Desire
Desire
(Burning, burning)

She's the dollars
She's my protection
Yeah, she's the promise
In the year of election
Sister I can't let you go
Like a preacher stealin' hearts at a travellin' show
For love or money, money, money... ?
And the fever, gettin' higher
Desire 

 



U2 has played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.

U2:

5-22-97, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

5-6-01, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

7-26-11, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

6-17-17, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1359)

#2216.  For Trump

#2217.  Mark Green

#2218.  Song For The Trumped

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

 

Please do not share this material with Pastor Jackson Lahmeyer and/or former President Donald J. Trump.



#2219. Trumped

The Orange Prolapse just had his gag order reinstated in the New York civil trail.  

A MEGA-MAGA dump on Grant Street!  City County Building vicinity.  Code red libtard alert! 

Hallelujah!

 


 

Trumped
sonofsaf

The Donald ain't white
His fucked up orange hair we defend
Even more fucked up is his style
Not great to be American

Stop the stealing Trump is treasonous
Ain’t no MacBeth just brain death
You’ll fear, the Proud Boys and faggots and queers
And his Trump Tower’s in greater arrears

Stealing votes from the voters
Just bullshit and more blame
J-6 knows he doesn’t care
As the choir sang
And you will keep on finding
That his ass has gas
And he is your worst enemy
Anal attack

The Donald ain't white
The Donald ain't white
The Donald ain't white
His fucked up orange hair we defend

 

Chumped
Joyce Manor

Some salty stoned night
You cut up your hair bad again
And so you cough up a fake smile
And hate to be photographed skin

Now I'm feeling chumped on the bus
Left out of breath out of touch
Fixed gear, this frat boy who won't lend an ear
Why should he bother his father's career

Feeling hopeful and helpless
Talking shit all the same
Do you keep having nightmares
About the old gang
Or when I keep reminding
myself this will pass
But myself keeps reminding me
It will come back

Some salty stoned night
Some salty stoned night
Some salty stoned night
You cut up your hair bad again




This song ain't bad.  Plenty of Tang-laden energy.  Non-TAB related.

From 2016 to present, stately (mark 2:42) Joyce Manor has rocked the burgh a grand total of 5 times.   Never seen 'em.


The Big Lie 100: (#1359)

#2216.  For Trump

#2217.  Mark Green

#2218.  Song For The Trumped

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)


Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump.


Wednesday, November 29, 2023

#2218. Song For The Trumped

If I was a middle school English teacher, I'd get my kids to fix Donald Trump's social media posts.  Every single day.  There's just so much to work with...

Capitalization errors.

Punctuation errors.

Run-on sentence errors.

Fragmented sentence errors.

Misspellings errors.

Incorrect word selection errors (Trump's all-time best was "president" instead of "precedent")

 


Anyhoo, I think it would be a good classroom exercise.  Think about it.  Not only would students get to familiarize themselves with Orange Prolapse Grievance 101, but they'd also become intimately acquainted with his bulging, abject stupidity.  So naturally, it would be a learning experience.

Maybe one day you could become the President of the United States!  

Transitioning from Obama to Trump... that statement just really lacks the panache and gravity it used to carry, eh?

 

 

Song For The Trumped
sonofsaf

So he flaunted his fake Trump steak
Always well done and a disgrace
Kushner’s a Jew

Donald Trump he’ll attack
Donald Trump he’ll attack, that bitch
An Orange Prolapse attack
Butt deep in debt
Butt deep in debt with a Big Mac fuckin’ alert

Forty-five was never a winner
Daughter-wife Jew
Trumped by a whore’s blow torch

Donald Trump he’ll attack
Donald Trump he’ll attack, that bitch
An Orange Prolapse attack
Butt deep in debt
Butt deep in debt with a Big Mac fuckin’ alert, hey hey

So he flaunted his fake Trump steak
Always well done and a disgrace

Donald Trump he’ll attack
Donald Trump he’ll attack, that bitch
An Orange Prolapse attack
An Orange Prolapse attack
Butt deep in debt

 

Song For The Dumped
Ben Folds Five

So you wanted to take a break
Slow it down some and have some space
Well fuck you too

Give me my money back
Give me my money back, you bitch
I want my money back
And don't forget
And don't forget to give me back my black T-shirt

I wish I hadn't bought you dinner
Right before you
Dumped me on your front porch

Give me my money back
Give me my money back, you bitch
I want my money back
And don't forget
And don't forget to give me back my black T-shirt, hey hey

So you wanted to take a break?
Slow it down some and have some space?

Give me my money back
Give me my money back, you bitch
I want my money back
I want my money back
And don't forget




This parody's a bit of a stretch.  A little bit choppy to say the least.  I'll blame it on the unusual lyrics and syllable progressions.  Hey, you can't win 'em all.

From 1996 to the present, Ben Folds and/or Ben Folds Five have played the Burgh an amazing 23 times.

Ben Folds Five:

6-10-98, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Beck)


The Big Lie 100: (#1358)

#2216.  For Trump

#2217.  Mark Green

#2218.  Song For The Trumped


Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

#2217. Mark Green

According to Liz Cheney, Congressman Mark Green (R-TN) refers to Donald Trump as "Orange Jesus."

When House Republicans were compelled to sign a statement regarding election fraud in 2020, Green said... "Oh, the things we do for the Orange Jesus."


E-gad!  For the love of Maude.


I'd prefer it if he would have said, "Oh, the things we do for the Orange Prolapse."

Dare to dream.

 

 


 

 

Mark Green
sonofsaf
 

"Orange Jesus from Mar-a-Lago, yeah, he's a piece of shit, he ain’t a damn king" said Mark Green."


Green Beans
Animal Collective

“Ya he’s a fucking big weirdo, yeah, he hates chocolate, he hates everything but green beans"

 



Less than 1% of my parodies consist of dialogue straight outta the movies.  An honest admission: I have absolutely no idea what the fuck this is, what it represents, or why it even exists.  As the Orange Prolapse would say... SAD!

Feel free to substitute my non-copyrighted/trademarked Donald Trump nickname into the title.  

"Orange Prolpase from Mar-a-Lago, he's a piece of shit, he ain’t a damn king" said Mark Green.

If that makes you happy, so be it.  

But Saf, does it make you happy?  Uh no.  Crappy... not happy.


The Big Lie 100: (#1357)

#2216.  For Trump

#2217.  Mark Green


Please do not share this material with Mark Green (R-TN) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 


#2216. For Trump

After the January 6th insurrection, Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy flew to Mar-A-Lago...


because "he was worried that Donald Trump was depressed and not eating."

Granted, it's an excerpt from Liz Cheney's latest book.  

Well I have a solution for the Orange Prolapse's latest bout with the blues and anorexia. 


MOMS FOR AMERICA!  

Maybe they could serve him meatloaf or some other comfort-related food.



 

For Trump
sonofsaf

He’s socially half-witted
No alcohol dependence
His son-in-law’s a fuckin’ Jew
A Big Mac ain’t from cattle
Just another scandal
Stormy’s cunt
Ivanka’s too
Fuck yeah a flood of blood for Trump
From his asshole and his butt
A flood of blood for Trump

His crime he’ll try to defer
Everyone calls him sir
That faggot is so gay and mean
A dildo he was sucking
Strap-on now she’s fucking
Trump baby and his diaper ain’t esteemed
Oh a flood of blood for Trump
Oh he’s gonna take a dump
A flood of blood for Trump

Yeah flood of blood for Trump
Blood for Trump

 

Her Strut
Bob Seger

She's totally committed
To major independence
But she's a lady through and through
She gives them quite a battle
All that they can handle
She'll bruise some
She'll hurt some too
But oh they love to watch her strut
Oh they do respect her but
They love to watch her strut

Sometimes they'll want to leave her
Just give up and leave her
But they would never play that scene
In spite of all her talking
Once she starts in walking
The lady will be all they ever dreamed
Oh they'll love to watch her strut
Oh they'll kill to make the cut
They love to watch her strut

Yeah love to watch her strut
Watch her strut




I don't really have a "favorite" song.  For Those About To Rock (We Salute You) comes to mind.  

But "Against The Wind" is definitely in my Top 5.

From 1968 to the present, Bob Seger rocked the Burgh a grand total of 20 times.  Pretty certain that he finally hung it up.  Me too!  Just kidding.  However, I have started a fresh Big Lie 100 list.  I numerically fumbled the last few entries.  Plus, it was taking too long to copy and paste.


Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band:

10-17-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1356)

#2216.  For Trump


Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump



Tuesday, November 28, 2023

#2215. Trump

The Orange Prolapse, in a desperate attempt to evoke sympathy, has begun posting negative imagery and unflattering pictures of himself...



... on his very own social media account!  Sad.   

@RealDonaldChump

 



Trump
sonofsaf

Kushner’s a Jew, and Ivanka is too
Commit treason they’re the enemy
Stormy didn’t cum there was no ecstasy
A Lake Tahoe affair their disgrace

Truth Social fuckin’ zealotry’s
All fucked up and very unkind
Big Mac Donald’s fat Trump is an offense
And Stormy didn’t cum

Boys are proud ‘cause MAGA’s red instead
Orange Prolapsin’ clown’s, a stinkin’ disgrace
Caravan, the Mexicans have a plan
To infiltrate our fuckin’ country

Truth Social fuckin’ zealotry’s
All fucked up and very unkind
Big Mac Donald’s fat Trump is an offense
And Stormy didn’t cum
Donald Trump!

 

Chump
Green Day

I don't know you, but I think I hate you
You're the reason for my misery
Strange how you've become my biggest enemy
And I've never even seen your face

Well maybe it's just jealousy
Mixing up with a violent mind
A circumstance that doesn't make much sense
Or maybe I'm just dumb

You're the cloud hanging out over my head
And hail comes crashing down, welting my face
Magic man, egocentric plastic man
Yet you still got one over on me

Well maybe it's just jealousy
Mixing up with a violent mind
A circumstance that doesn't make much sense
Or maybe I'm just dumb
I'm a chump!

 


 

 

From 1993 to the present, Green Day has played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.  Never seen 'em.  Not really a diehard Dookie fan.



Certainly not to the extent of Megan Pineapple.

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1364)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)

#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)

#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)

#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)

#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)

#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)

#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)

#2003.  Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)

#2004.  Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)

#2006.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)

#2007.  He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)
 
#2008.  Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)

#2010.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)

#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

#2012.  An Asshole No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#2013.  Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Santana)

#2014.  Dolan (Stolen --- The Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2015.  Jim Justice (Blind Justice --- Agnostic Front)

#2016.  My God's Donald Trump (My God Is The Sun --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2017.  Robert T. Bigelow (Moving In Stereo --- The Cars)

#2018.  Joshua Sills (Beverly Hills --- Weezer)

#2019.  Pritt Is An Orange Prolapse Fart (Quit Playin' Games With My Heart --- Backstreet Boys)

#2020.  Pudding Fingers (Crazy Fingers --- Grateful Dead) 

#2021.  Deace (Peace --- Judas Priest)

#2022.  Joshua Stills (Beverly Hills --- Circle Jerks)

#2023.  Deace (Peace -- Weezer)

#2024.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Powerman 5000)

#2025.  Scott Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2026.  Trevian Kutti (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#2027.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Rancid)

#2028.  CUM (Dumb --- Nirvana)
 
#2029.  Clark (Sparks --- Coldplay)
 
#2030.  DOJ Jeffrey Clark (Saturday In The Park --- Chicago)
 
#2031.  Deace (Grease --- Bee Gees)
 
#2032.  Abigail Jo Shry (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)
 
#2033.  Abigail (Abigail --- King Diamond)
 
#2034.  Nauta's Really Gay (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)
 
#2035.  Owens (Oceans --- Pearl Jam)
 
#2036.  Jew!  (Who? --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)
 
#2037.  Shawn Still's A Creep (Until It Sleeps --- Metallica)
 
#2038.  Findling (Kindling --- Harry Brokensha & Nick Wilson)
 
#2039.  Doug Burgum (Bang The Drum --- Lindsey Buckingham)
 
#2040.  Puddin' Stain (Puddin' Taine --- Primus)
 
#2041.  Harrison Floyd (Into The Void --- Kiss)
 
#2042.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Moby)
 
#2043.  Sadow (Meatplow --- Stone Temple Pilots)
 
#2044.  Lawfare (I Swear --- All 4 One)
 
#2045.  Reddy Really Blows (Steady, As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)
 
#2046.  Stormy's Chest (Phone Went West --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#2047.  Lake's A Dummy And Cunt (Take The Money And Run --- Steve Miller)
 
#2048.  Lake's A Liar (Lake Of Fire --- Nirvana)
 
#2049.  Assclown (Lowdown --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#2050.  Fuck Forty-Five (Love Is Alive --- Gary Wright)
 
#2051.  Lake Will Fuck You (Take Me With You --- Prince)
 
#2052.  Stephen Lee (Let It Be --- The Beatles)
 
#2053.  Pezzola's Bad News (Viola Lee Blues --- Grateful Dead)
 
#2054.  Crow (Snow --- The Chemical Brothers)
 
#2055.  Blow Chesebro (Go With the Flow --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
 
#2056.  Brandon Judd (Book Of Blood --- Armored Saint)
 
#2057.  David Cole (Rock And Roll --- Led Zeppelin)
 
#2058.  David Cole (Heart And Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)
 
#2059.  Senator Cruz (Second Hand News --- Fleetwood Mac)
 
#2060.  Elon (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)
 
#2061.  I Guess That's Why They Call Him Ted Cruz (I Guess That's Why They Call Him Ted Cruz --- Elton John)
 
#2062.  Kari Lake (Crater Lake --- Liz Phair)

#2063.  Rehl (Deal --- Grateful Dead)

#2064.  Navarro (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2065.  Navarro (Touch And Go --- The Cars)

#2066.  Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)

#2067.  Charles Roy (Corduroy --- Pearl Jam)

#2068.  Shutdown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2069.  Rectum of J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Carole King)
 
#2070.  Kim Jong Un (Harvest Moon --- Neil Young)
 
#2071.  Un (Soon --- My Bloody Valentine)
 
#2072.  Harlan Crow (Let It Snow --- Billy Idol)
 
#2073.  Crow (Low --- Cracker)
 
#2074.  Trump Dump's A Piece Of Shit (Trump Won And You Know It --- Natasha Owens)
 
#2075.  Trump Farts (Doll Parts --- Hole)
 
#2076.  Tuberville (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)
 
#2077.  Trump Was Born To Fuck You (I Was Born To Love You --- Ray LaMontagne)
 
#2078.  Harrison Floyd (Nine Inch Nails --- Into The Void)
 
#2079.  Ted Cruz (Bad News --- Johnny Cash)
 
#2080.  Rand Paul (Snowball --- Jimmy Fallon)
 
#2081.  Ray Epps (Footsteps --- Pearl Jam)
 
#2082.  Crow (Low --- Coldplay)
 
#2083.  Donald Is Gay (Those Were The Days --- All In The Family theme song)
 
#2084.  Bill Cassidy (Butch Cassidy --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#2085.  Birdbrain (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
 
#2086.  McDonald's Meals (Head Over Heels --- The Go-Go's)
 
#2087.  Birdbrain (Red Rain --- Peter Gabriel)
 
#2088.  Birdbrain (Love Train --- Rolling Stones)
 
#2089.  Nikki Haley's A Birdbrain (Have You Ever Seen The Rain --- CCR/John Fogerty)
 
#2090.  Donald Duck (Disco Duck --- Rick Dees And His Cast Of Idiots)
 
#2091.  Birdbrain (Sweet Jane --- The Velvet Underground)
 
#2092.  Birdbrain (Queen Jane ---Grateful Dead)
 
#2093.  Donald Duck (What The Fuck --- The Boxer Rebellion)
 
#2094.  Donald Duck (Police Truck --- Megadeth) 
 
#2095.  Kise Team (Nice Dream --- Radiohead)
 
#2096.  James Craig (Bootleg --- John Fogerty)
 
#2097.  Donald Bender (Hey Big Spender --- Queen)
 
#2098.  Greene Lies (Green Eyes --- Husker Du)
 
#2099.  Chris Kise (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)
 
#2100.  Those Greene Lies (Those Green Eyes --- Avett Brothers)
 
#2102.  Jim (Gym --- Adam Sandler)
 
#2103.  Habba Will Fuck Ya (Havah Nagilah --- Neil Diamond)
 
#2104.  Jim Jordan (The Warden --- Old Crow Medicine Show)
 
#2105.  Stephen Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)
 
#2106.  Fucked Up Hamas (Upon The Cross --- King Diamond)
 
#2107.  Ron DeSantis (Reminiscing --- Little River Band)
 
#2108.  Lake Will Screw (Open Your Ass Wide) (Break On Through To The Other Side --- The Doors)
 
#2109.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)
 
#2110.  A Coup D'Etat's The Plan (I Want To Hold Your Hand --- The Beatles)
 
#2111.  Goodbye Hamas (Deny The Cross --- Overkill)
 
#2112.  Steve Scalise (Piece By Piece --- Slayer)
 
#2113.  Kari Lake Is Gay (God Will Make A Way --- Don Moen)
 
#2114.  Jeff McConney Sinner (Reality Winner --- Son Volt)
 
#2115.  Kari Lake's Gonna Fart (Don't Go Breaking My Heart --- Elton John)
 
#2116.  Lake Is Full Of Bullshit (Take It To The Limit --- The Eagles)
 
#2117.  Kari Lake Will Fart (Achy Breaky Heart --- Billy Ray Cyrus)
 
#2118.  Deif  (Grief --- Sepultura)
 
#2119.  Where's El Deif (Where's The Beef --- 1980's Wendy's Commercial)
 
#2120.  And I Hate That Steve Scalise (When I Paint My Masterpiece --- Grateful Dead)
 
#2121. She's Brenna Bird (Gee, I'm A Nerd --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#2122.  That Brenna Bird (This Little Bird --- Nancy Sinatra)
 
#2123.  Why Is Ivanka (Why Don't We Get Drunk --- Jimmy Buffett)
 
#2124.  Brenna Bird (Surfin' Bird --- The Trashmen)
 
#2125.  Brenna Bird (Lady Bird --- Nancy Sinatra)
 
#2126.  Bird Is A Liar (Bird On A Wire --- Johnny Cash)
 
#2127.  Austin Scott (Ocelot --- Phish)
 
#2128.  El Deif (Sweet Leaf --- Black Sabbath)
 
#2129.  Emmer (Hummer --- Cheap Trick)
 
#2130.  On Truth Social (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
 
#2131.  Waltz Is An Asshole
 
#2132.  Trump's A Retard (Calling Blue Cars --- Dishwalla)
 
#2133.  Jordan (Bargain --- The Who)
 
#2134.  That Liar Mark Burns (The Fire Still Burns --- Twisted Sister)
 
#2135.  Palmer (Bomber --- Motorhead)
 
#2136.  Pete Sessions (Impressions --- Napalm Death)
 
#2137.  Stormy's Gonna Fake It (We're Not Gonna Take It --- Twisted Sister)
 
#2138.  Jim Jordan (The Curtain --- Phish)
 
#2139.  Mike Johnson (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)
 
#2140.  Justice (Justice --- Krokus)
 
#2141.  Pete Sessions (Possessions --- Loretta Lynn)
 
#2142.  Tata Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)
 
#2143.  I'm Giving To Mike Johnson (I'm Living In Wisconsin --- The Dead Milkmen)
 
#2144.  Mike Johnson (Done And Done --- The Tragically Hip)
 
#2145.  Larry Elder (Gimme Shelter --- Rolling Stones) 
 
#2146.  Donald Trump Isn't White (And We Bid You Goodnight --- Grateful Dead)
 
#2147.  Larry Elder (Helter Skelter --- The Beatles)
 
#2148.  Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)
 
#2149.  Tommy Tuberville (The Fool On The Hill --- The Beatles)
 
#2150.  Trumpin' Orange Trash (Jumpin' Jack Flash --- Rolling Stones)
 
#2151.  Glenn Youngkin (Violin --- They Might Be Giants)
 
#2152.  Donald Junior (Song For Junior --- Beastie Boys)
 
#2153.  Rockey Might Be Gay (Rocky Mountain Way --- Joe Walsh)
 
#2154.  Patrick Dai (Evil Eye --- Black Crowes)
 
#2155.  Bobby Knight (Fly By Night --- Rush)
 
#2156.  Tuberville (Violet Hill --- Coldplay)
 
#2157.  Tom Tuberville (Blueberry Hill --- Fats Domino)
 
#2158.  Kristi Noem (Mobile Home --- The Presidents Of The United States Of America)
 
#2159.  Tommy Tuberville (Margaritaville --- Jimmy Buffett)
 
#2160.  Donald's Prayer (The Lord's Prayer --- Andrea Bocelli)
 
#2161.  Roseanne Barr (Shooting Star --- Bad Company)
 
#2162.  Tate Reeves (Long Sleeves --- Black Stone Cherry)
 
#2163.  Virginia Foxx (Pandora's Box --- Aerosmith)
 
#2164.  Orange Clown (Hoedown --- Emerson, Lake & Palmer)
 
#2165.  Romaine (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
 
#2166.  Ed Romaine (I'm Insane --- Ratt)
 
#2167.  Bootgate (The Wait --- Metallica)
 
#2168.  Cameron's A Fucking Cunt (Anyone Can Fall In Love --- Doris Day)
 
#2169.  Cameron Is A Retard (Anyone Can Play Guitar --- Radiohead)
 
#2170.  Virginia's Cunt Might Have Crust (Another One Bites The Dust --- Queen)
 
#2171.  Cameron (Anyone --- Sugar Ray)
 
#2172.  Estaban Bovo (Me & My Shadow --- Judy Garland)
 
#2173.  Bridget Hill (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)

#2174.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)
 
#2175.  Kern (Burn --- King Diamond)
 
#2176.  Anthony Tata (Persona Grata --- Joan Armatrading)
 
#2177.  Scum (Scum --- Napalm Death)
 
#2178.  Kosher Pig Is A Lie (The Great Gig In The Sky --- Pink Floyd)
 
#2179.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Son Volt)
 
#2180.  The Donald's Not A Man (I Want To Hold Your Hand --- The Beatles)
 
#2181.  Trump Is A Cunt (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)
 
#2182.  Stormy Daniels Wasn't His Wife (Got To Get You Into My Life --- The Beatles)
 
#2183.  Donald Trump's A Cunt (All You Need Is Love --- The Beatles)
 
#2184.  Donald's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)
 
#2185.  The Donald Will Explode (The Long And Winding Road --- The Beatles)
 
#2186.  Stand Your Butt Up (Stand Your Ass Up --- Tech N9ne)
 
#2187.  Insurrection (Revolution --- The Beatles)
 
#2188.  Bovo's A Gadfly (Hobo's Lullabye --- Arlo Guthrie)
 
#2189.  Entering Alina > Fuck Her (Enter the Arena > Crush 'Em --- Megadeth)
 
#2190.  Mullin Man (Muffin Man --- Frank Zappa)
 
#2191.  Till The Donald Cums (Till The Morning Comes --- Neil Young)
 
#2192.  Till The Donald Cums (Till The Morning Comes --- Grateful Dead)
 
#2193.  Chip Roy (Enjoy --- Bjork)
 
#2194.  Musk's A Cunt (Muskrat Love --- Captain & Tennille)
 
#2195.  Trump Is A Cunt Forever (Love Will Keep Us Together --- Captain & Tennille)
 
#2196.  Shaman Bitch (Common Bitch --- Ween)
 
#2197.  Michael Turner (Afterburner --- Saxon)
 
#2198.  Alina (Corrina --- Grateful Dead)

#2199It's Greg Abbott (It's The Jacket --- Sopranos)
 
#2200.  Shitsburgh, Toilet Stalls (Pittsburgh, Mr. Smalls --- They Might Be Giants)
 
#2201.  Shitsburgh (Pittsburgh --- We Are Scientists)
 
#2202.  Matt Canada (O Canada --- Jeff Jimerson)
 
#2203.  Vander Plats Is A Perv Christian Shit (Democrats Don't Deserve Christmas Gifts --- Buddy Brown)
 
#2204.  Donald's Balls (Redneck Jingle Bells --- Buddy Brown)