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Saturday, November 25, 2023
#2210. Donald Trump's A Clown Forever
Ahead of the Steelers/Bengals game tomorrow, I couldn't help but notice this massive dump near Rick's Cabaret & Sports Bar. (the strip joint formerly known as Blush)
Hot Damn!
I'll say it again. Hot damn!
Anyhoo, Pittsburgh's favored by 1 point. However, it's an away game at GayWhore Stadium.
Not to state the obvious, butt that seems like a curious name for an NFL venue. #Cincinasty
Donald Trump’s A Clown Forever sonofsaf
[Saf:] Been shittin’ on a toilet in a golden stall, floatin’ turds’n all One flush for a fool’s admittance, with a porn star girl on call
Maybe, maybe, he seems crazy Trump ain’t white, no matter what you say All the winnin’, no, ‘cause yinz are losin’ Big Mac fatso you’ll agree
Donald Trump’s a clown forever ‘Cause Stormy and he didn’t abstain A Lake Tahoe fuck’n endeavor The Orange Prolapse has no fuckin’ shame A mushroom tiny bone The Orange Prolapse has no fuckin’ shame A mushroom tiny bone The Orange Prolapse has no fuckin’ shame A mushroom tiny bone
[Anti-Saf:] Been shittin’ and a hopin’ for a dildo that’s one-of-a-kind Gotta dick and she will pull it or like Trump does with his daughter-wife
Maybe, maybe, he seems crazy Trump ain’t white, no matter what you say It’s all the winning, no, because you’re all losin’ Big Mac fatso you’ll agree
[Saf & Anti-Saf:] Donald Trump’s a clown forever ‘Cause Stormy and he didn’t abstain Donald’s a piece of shit (shit, babe) forever (forever) The Orange Prolapse has no fuckin’ shame A mushroom tiny bone The Orange Prolapse has no fuckin’ shame A mushroom tiny bone The Orange Prolapse has no fuckin’ shame A mushroom tiny bone
Sins of seven bad tossed salad in your faces (Maybe, maybe, he seems crazy) Forty-five’s the clown of Mar-a-Lago spaces (Trump ain’t white, no matter what you say) Sins of seven bad tossed salad in your faces (All the winnin’, no, ‘cause yinz are losin’) Has a gock of flab, and MAGA their disgrace is Big Mac fatso you’ll agree
[Saf:] Donald Trump’s a clown forever ‘Cause Stormy and he didn’t abstain A Lake Tahoe fuck’n endeavor The Orange Prolapse has no fuckin’ shame A mushroom tiny bone The Orange Prolapse has no fuckin’ shame A mushroom tiny bone The Orange Prolapse has no fuckin’ shame A mushroom tiny bone The Orange Prolapse has no fuckin’ shame A mushroom tiny bone The Orange Prolapse has no fuckin’ shame A mushroom tiny bone
[Anti-Saf & Saf:] The Orange Prolapse has no fuckin’ shame A mushroom tiny bone A mushroom tiny bone
I Don't Wanna Live Forever Taylor Swift & Zayn
[Zayn:] Been sittin' eyes wide open behind these four walls, hopin' you'll call It's just a cruel existence like it's no point hopin' at all
Baby, baby, I feel crazy Up all night, all night and every day Give me somethin', oh, but you say nothin' What is happenin' to me?
I don't wanna live forever 'Cause I know I'll be livin' in vain And I don't wanna fit wherever I just wanna keep callin' your name Until you come back home I just wanna keep callin' your name Until you come back home I just wanna keep callin' your name Until you come back home
[Taylor Swift:] I'm sittin' eyes wide open and I got one thing stuck in my mind Wondering if I dodged a bullet or just lost the love of my life
Baby, baby, I feel crazy Up all night, all night and every day I gave you something, but you gave me nothing What is happening to me?
[Zayn & Taylor Swift:] I don't wanna live forever 'Cause I know I'll be livin' in vain And I don't wanna fit (fit, babe) wherever (wherever) I just wanna keep callin' your name Until you come back home I just wanna keep callin' your name Until you come back home I just wanna keep callin' your name Until you come back home
I've been looking sad in all the nicest places (Baby, baby, I feel crazy) I see you around in all these empty faces (Up all night, all night and every day) I've been looking sad in all the nicest places (Give me somethin', oh, but you say nothin') Now I'm in a cab, I tell him where your place is What is happenin' to me?
[Zayn:] I don't wanna live forever 'Cause I know I'll be livin' in vain And I don't wanna fit wherever I just wanna keep callin' your name Until you come back home I just wanna keep callin' your name Until you come back home I just wanna keep callin' your name Until you come back home I just wanna keep callin' your name Until you come back home I just wanna keep callin' your name Until you come back home
[Taylor Swift & Zayn:] I just wanna keep callin' your name Until you come back home Until you come back home
Considering this song has roughly 3/4 billion hits, I thought I'd use the more polished video.
If you consider yourself an "anti-Trumper" feel free to sing my version at the local teen karaoke bar. That's assuming such an atrocity exists. The Bar... not The Donald. Most of the planet is familiar with the existence of the Orange Prolapse.
Swiftie tested, Swiftie approved.
And by the way, if you happen to personally know Taylor Swift or her "boo-hunk" Travis Kelce, feel free to let 'em know... how they're both superior candidates to help prevent the next 9/11. Hey, maybe one of them would actually give a shit. Doubtful... but you never know. Next thing you know Travis Kelce challenges Joe Biden and Donald Trump to a 3-way steel cage match at Wrestlemania!
Think in terms of a Bob Barker PSA --- "Help protect the pet population. Get your pets spayed or neutered." But just a wee bit more important.
From 2006 to the present, Taylor Swift has performed in the Burgh a grand total of 12 times.
Never seen her play live. Although I have been known to mill around outside her concerts at Heinz Field and Acrid Turd Stadium.
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