#2175. Kern

Who the fuck is Anthony Kern?  

Kern and the Orange Prolapse gleefully prepare themselves for mutual digital penetration.  In the Mar-A-Rectal office of...

Well, he's an Arizona state legislator who traveled to the Capitol for the failed 1-6 insurrection.  Also, he's one of the infamous "fake electors" and primary Southerwestern purveyors of the big lie.

Last week, he joined the messy race for the 8th District House race.  This 2024 competition includes such Republican lunchables, er uh notables, as failed U.S. Senate candidate Blake Masters and failed Attorney General candidate Abraham Hamadeh.  Oh how the mighty have fallen.

In that same vain... you wanna know something?  At first glance, this particular "Andy Warhol Bridge Trump Dump crime scene" would  appear relatively innocuous.

Here we go asshole!  Here we go!

But then you gradually begin to comprehend the fecal enormity of it all.  Hail the annularity!

Both mind blowing and ass blowing.

 

Kern
sonofsaf

The insurrection was a really big thrill
Blood’s gonna be spilled, some cops will be killed
Donald J. Trump’s hair, Propecia despair
Lake Tahoe affair

Kern’s MAGA right, coup d’etats are wild
Kern’s MAGA right, coup d’etats are wild

I wish he would die, his whole world’s a lie
Forty-five will try, forty-seven’s why
The meats it's Arby’s time, Big Macs are a crime
Fuck your apple pie

Kern’s MAGA right, coup d’etats are wild
Kern’s MAGA right, coup d’etats are wild

Trump is a vessel for the far right
Donald is gay the penis of a child

Liar, Kern’s a liar, shame of the Trump Tower
Liar, Kern’s a liar, the seven sins of power

Liar, Kern’s a liar, who’s always causing strife
It’s been a while since the stormy embraces

Kern’s MAGA right, coup d’etats are wild
Kern’s MAGA right, coup d’etats are wild

Hoping he will die, tragedy is why
All of the cream pies, weight he can’t deny
The meat zits Arby’s time, Big Macs are a crime
Fuck your apple pie

Kern’s MAGA right, Arizona’s pain
Kern’s MAGA right, the Orange Prolapse stain

 

Burn
King Diamond

The inquisition will take her to the hill
Ready for the kill, giving god his will
Everybody's there, none of them will care
Not a single prayer

Burn in the night, you're the devil's child
Burn in the night, you're the devil's child

Looking at the sky, soon the girl will die
Nobody will cry, hear her screaming "why?"
The priests are all in line, now they give the sign
Let the fire shine

Burn in the night, you're the devil's child
Burn in the night, you're the devil's child

They say the devil is here tonight
Then let him play his violin so wild

Higher, burning higher, flames will soon devour
Higher, burning higher, the smell of skin turned sour

Higher, burning higher, her lefs are scorched by life
Ashes to ashes, I see a smile on their wicked faces

Burn in the night, you're the devil's child
Burn in the night, you're the devil's child

Lightning from the sky, magic's coming by
As her necklace flies height into her eye
The priests are all in line, now they give the sign
Let the fire die

Burned in the night, there are no remains
Burned in the night, just a magic chain

 

From 1988 to 2015, King Diamond has played the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.

King Diamond:

8-24-88, Bogart's, Cincinnati, OH

1989, Bogart's, Cincinnati, OH

11-28-89, South Hills Theater, Pittsburgh, PA

10-19-14, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-8-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

11-23-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1328)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)

#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)

#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)

#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)

#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)

#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)

#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)

#2003.  Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)

#2004.  Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)

#2006.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)

#2007.  He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)

 

#2008.  Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)

#2010.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)

#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

#2012.  An Asshole No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#2013.  Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Santana)

#2014.  Dolan (Stolen --- The Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2015.  Jim Justice (Blind Justice --- Agnostic Front)

#2016.  My God's Donald Trump (My God Is The Sun --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2017.  Robert T. Bigelow (Moving In Stereo --- The Cars)

#2018.  Joshua Sills (Beverly Hills --- Weezer)

#2019.  Pritt Is An Orange Prolapse Fart (Quit Playin' Games With My Heart --- Backstreet Boys)

#2020.  Pudding Fingers (Crazy Fingers --- Grateful Dead) 

#2021.  Deace (Peace --- Judas Priest)

#2022.  Joshua Stills (Beverly Hills --- Circle Jerks)

#2023.  Deace (Peace -- Weezer)

#2024.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Powerman 5000)

#2025.  Scott Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2026.  Trevian Kutti (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#2027.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Rancid)

#2028.  CUM (Dumb --- Nirvana)

 

#2029.  Clark (Sparks --- Coldplay)

 

#2030.  DOJ Jeffrey Clark (Saturday In The Park --- Chicago)

 

#2031.  Deace (Grease --- Bee Gees)

 

#2032.  Abigail Jo Shry (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

 

#2033.  Abigail (Abigail --- King Diamond)

 

#2034.  Nauta's Really Gay (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)

 

#2035.  Owens (Oceans --- Pearl Jam)

 

#2036.  Jew!  (Who? --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

 

#2037.  Shawn Still's A Creep (Until It Sleeps --- Metallica)

 

#2038.  Findling (Kindling --- Harry Brokensha & Nick Wilson)

 

#2039.  Doug Burgum (Bang The Drum --- Lindsey Buckingham)

 

#2040.  Puddin' Stain (Puddin' Taine --- Primus)

 

#2041.  Harrison Floyd (Into The Void --- Kiss)

 

#2042.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Moby)

 

#2043.  Sadow (Meatplow --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#2044.  Lawfare (I Swear --- All 4 One)

 

#2045.  Reddy Really Blows (Steady, As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

 

#2046.  Stormy's Chest (Phone Went West --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#2047.  Lake's A Dummy And Cunt (Take The Money And Run --- Steve Miller)

 

#2048.  Lake's A Liar (Lake Of Fire --- Nirvana)

 

#2049.  Assclown (Lowdown --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#2050.  Fuck Forty-Five (Love Is Alive --- Gary Wright)

 

#2051.  Lake Will Fuck You (Take Me With You --- Prince)

 

#2052.  Stephen Lee (Let It Be --- The Beatles)

 

#2053.  Pezzola's Bad News (Viola Lee Blues --- Grateful Dead)

 

#2054.  Crow (Snow --- The Chemical Brothers)

 

#2055.  Blow Chesebro (Go With the Flow --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

 

#2056.  Brandon Judd (Book Of Blood --- Armored Saint)

 

#2057.  David Cole (Rock And Roll --- Led Zeppelin)

 

#2058.  David Cole (Heart And Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

 

#2059.  Senator Cruz (Second Hand News --- Fleetwood Mac)

 

#2060.  Elon (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)

 

#2061.  I Guess That's Why They Call Him Ted Cruz (I Guess That's Why They Call Him Ted Cruz --- Elton John)

 

#2062.  Kari Lake (Crater Lake --- Liz Phair)

#2063.  Rehl (Deal --- Grateful Dead)

#2064.  Navarro (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2065.  Navarro (Touch And Go --- The Cars)

#2066.  Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)

#2067.  Charles Roy (Corduroy --- Pearl Jam)

#2068.  Shutdown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2069.  Rectum of J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Carole King)

 

#2070.  Kim Jong Un (Harvest Moon --- Neil Young)

 

#2071.  Un (Soon --- My Bloody Valentine)

 

#2072.  Harlan Crow (Let It Snow --- Billy Idol)

 

#2073.  Crow (Low --- Cracker)

 

#2074.  Trump Dump's A Piece Of Shit (Trump Won And You Know It --- Natasha Owens)

 

#2075.  Trump Farts (Doll Parts --- Hole)

 

#2076.  Tuberville (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)

 

#2077.  Trump Was Born To Fuck You (I Was Born To Love You --- Ray LaMontagne)

 

#2078.  Harrison Floyd (Nine Inch Nails --- Into The Void)

 

#2079.  Ted Cruz (Bad News --- Johnny Cash)

 

#2080.  Rand Paul (Snowball --- Jimmy Fallon)

 

#2081.  Ray Epps (Footsteps --- Pearl Jam)

 

#2082.  Crow (Low --- Coldplay)

 

#2083.  Donald Is Gay (Those Were The Days --- All In The Family theme song)

 

#2084.  Bill Cassidy (Butch Cassidy --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#2085.  Birdbrain (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#2086.  McDonald's Meals (Head Over Heels --- The Go-Go's)

 

#2087.  Birdbrain (Red Rain --- Peter Gabriel)

 

#2088.  Birdbrain (Love Train --- Rolling Stones)

 

#2089.  Nikki Haley's A Birdbrain (Have You Ever Seen The Rain --- CCR/John Fogerty)

 

#2090.  Donald Duck (Disco Duck --- Rick Dees And His Cast Of Idiots)

 

#2091.  Birdbrain (Sweet Jane --- The Velvet Underground)

 

#2092.  Birdbrain (Queen Jane ---Grateful Dead)

 

#2093.  Donald Duck (What The Fuck --- The Boxer Rebellion)

 

#2094.  Donald Duck (Police Truck --- Megadeth) 

 

#2095.  Kise Team (Nice Dream --- Radiohead)

 

#2096.  James Craig (Bootleg --- John Fogerty)

 

#2097.  Donald Bender (Hey Big Spender --- Queen)

 

#2098.  Greene Lies (Green Eyes --- Husker Du)

 

#2099.  Chris Kise (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

 

#2100.  Those Greene Lies (Those Green Eyes --- Avett Brothers)

 

#2102.  Jim (Gym --- Adam Sandler)

 

#2103.  Habba Will Fuck Ya (Havah Nagilah --- Neil Diamond)

 

#2104.  Jim Jordan (The Warden --- Old Crow Medicine Show)

 

#2105.  Stephen Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)

 

#2106.  Fucked Up Hamas (Upon The Cross --- King Diamond)

 

#2107.  Ron DeSantis (Reminiscing --- Little River Band)

 

#2108.  Lake Will Screw (Open Your Ass Wide) (Break On Through To The Other Side --- The Doors)

 

#2109.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

 

#2110.  A Coup D'Etat's The Plan (I Want To Hold Your Hand --- The Beatles)

 

#2111.  Goodbye Hamas (Deny The Cross --- Overkill)

 

#2112.  Steve Scalise (Piece By Piece --- Slayer)

 

#2113.  Kari Lake Is Gay (God Will Make A Way --- Don Moen)

 

#2114.  Jeff McConney Sinner (Reality Winner --- Son Volt)

 

#2115.  Kari Lake's Gonna Fart (Don't Go Breaking My Heart --- Elton John)

 

#2116.  Lake Is Full Of Bullshit (Take It To The Limit --- The Eagles)

 

#2117.  Kari Lake Will Fart (Achy Breaky Heart --- Billy Ray Cyrus)

 

#2118.  Deif  (Grief --- Sepultura)

 

#2119.  Where's El Deif (Where's The Beef --- 1980's Wendy's Commercial)

 

#2120.  And I Hate That Steve Scalise (When I Paint My Masterpiece --- Grateful Dead)

 

#2121. She's Brenna Bird (Gee, I'm A Nerd --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#2122.  That Brenna Bird (This Little Bird --- Nancy Sinatra)

 

#2123.  Why Is Ivanka (Why Don't We Get Drunk --- Jimmy Buffett)

 

#2124.  Brenna Bird (Surfin' Bird --- The Trashmen)

 

#2125.  Brenna Bird (Lady Bird --- Nancy Sinatra)

 

#2126.  Bird Is A Liar (Bird On A Wire --- Johnny Cash)

 

#2127.  Austin Scott (Ocelot --- Phish)

 

#2128.  El Deif (Sweet Leaf --- Black Sabbath)

 

#2129.  Emmer (Hummer --- Cheap Trick)

 

#2130.  On Truth Social (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

 

#2131.  Waltz Is An Asshole

 

#2132.  Trump's A Retard (Calling Blue Cars --- Dishwalla)

 

#2133.  Jordan (Bargain --- The Who)

 

#2134.  That Liar Mark Burns (The Fire Still Burns --- Twisted Sister)

 

#2135.  Palmer (Bomber --- Motorhead)

 

#2136.  Pete Sessions (Impressions --- Napalm Death)

 

#2137.  Stormy's Gonna Fake It (We're Not Gonna Take It --- Twisted Sister)

 

#2138.  Jim Jordan (The Curtain --- Phish)

 

#2139.  Mike Johnson (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

 

#2140.  Justice (Justice --- Krokus)

 

#2141.  Pete Sessions (Possessions --- Loretta Lynn)

 

#2142.  Tata Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

 

#2143.  I'm Giving To Mike Johnson (I'm Living In Wisconsin --- The Dead Milkmen)

 

#2144.  Mike Johnson (Done And Done --- The Tragically Hip)

 

#2145.  Larry Elder (Gimme Shelter --- Rolling Stones) 

 

#2146.  Donald Trump Isn't White (And We Bid You Goodnight --- Grateful Dead)

 

#2147.  Larry Elder (Helter Skelter --- The Beatles)

 

#2148.  Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#2149.  Tommy Tuberville (The Fool On The Hill --- The Beatles)

 

#2150.  Trumpin' Orange Trash (Jumpin' Jack Flash --- Rolling Stones)

 

#2151.  Glenn Youngkin (Violin --- They Might Be Giants)

 

#2152.  Donald Junior (Song For Junior --- Beastie Boys)

 

#2153.  Rockey Might Be Gay (Rocky Mountain Way --- Joe Walsh)

 

#2154.  Patrick Dai (Evil Eye --- Black Crowes)

 

#2155.  Bobby Knight (Fly By Night --- Rush)

 

#2156.  Tuberville (Violet Hill --- Coldplay)

 

#2157.  Tom Tuberville (Blueberry Hill --- Fats Domino)

 

#2158.  Kristi Noem (Mobile Home --- The Presidents Of The United States Of America)

 

#2159.  Tommy Tuberville (Margaritaville --- Jimmy Buffett)

 

#2160.  Donald's Prayer (The Lord's Prayer --- Andrea Bocelli)

 

#2161.  Roseanne Barr (Shooting Star --- Bad Company)

 

#2162.  Tate Reeves (Long Sleeves --- Black Stone Cherry)

 

#2163.  Virginia Foxx (Pandora's Box --- Aerosmith)

 

#2164.  Orange Clown (Hoedown --- Emerson, Lake & Palmer)

 

#2165.  Romaine (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#2166.  Ed Romaine (I'm Insane --- Ratt)

 

#2167.  Bootgate (The Wait --- Metallica)

 

#2168.  Cameron's A Fucking Cunt (Anyone Can Fall In Love --- Doris Day)

 

#2169.  Cameron Is A Retard (Anyone Can Play Guitar --- Radiohead)

 

#2170.  Virginia's Cunt Might Have Crust (Another One Bites The Dust --- Queen)

 

#2171.  Cameron (Anyone --- Sugar Ray)

 

#2172.  Estaban Bobo (Me & My Shadow --- Judy Garland)

 

#2173.  Bridget Hill (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)

#2174.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

 

#2175.  Kern (Burn --- King Diamond)

 

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