Thursday, November 30, 2023

#2223. Strong

Yesterday, Trump endorsed incumbent Congressman Dale Strong (R-AL)!  


Congressman Dale Strong is a terrific Representative of Alabama’s 5th Congressional District!

Dale was with us from the beginning, and in Congress, he is working hard to Grow our Economy, Fight Inflation, Stop Illegal Immigration, Support our Brave Law Enforcement, Defend the Second Amendment, and Champion Conservative Values.

Dale Strong is a Warrior for our America First agenda, and he has my Complete and Total Endorsement!

Strong is STRONG!

An honest admission... I concocted that final sentence.  Kinda surprised the Orange Prolapse didn't conjure it up all by himself.

Such a gutsy endorsement.  

Behold!  The Strong Dump!

Cardinals at Steelers (-5.5) this weekend.  EAT PITT'S SHIT

You know, rallying around a white man in the heart of the Confederacy.



 

Strong
sonofsaf

He’s a piece of turd shit, that Congressman Dale Strong
Has a pretty big job to blow, tiny mushroom bone
Alabama cock, blockin all along
Representative cancer, his name’s Dale Whitney Strong

Sins are fuckin’ seven, Stormy is the pits
When will you discover, discover she has tits
Alabama cock, blocking all along
Representative cancer, his name’s Dale Whitney Strong

Fucking stupid asshole, fuckin’ bread of wonder
Trump is second fiddle, Trump’s a Big Mac blunder
Alabama cock, blocking all along
Representative cancer, his name’s Dale Whitney Strong

 

Wrong
Lindsey Buckingham

Everybody's heard it, how everything went wrong
Advance was spent some time ago, agent's on the phone
Young Mister Rockcock, where do you belong?
The man ain't got no answer, the man just got it wrong

Leisure line to heaven, putting on the hits
Here we have another, another piece of glitz
Young Mister Rockcock, where do you belong?
The man ain't got no answer, the man just got it wrong

Looking through the keyhole, did I see another
Piggy in the middle, piggy on the cover?
Young Mister Rockcock, where do you belong?
The man ain't got no answer, the man just got it wrong

 

 

This parody is admittedly the real world musical equivalent of meh.

From 1971 to 2018, Fleetwood Mac has played the Burgh an impressive total of 18 times.  

From 1993 to 2021, Lindsey Buckingham has played the Burgh 6 times.  

Never seen Lindsey Buckingham solo.

Fleetwood Mac:

9-27-97, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA*
3-1-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
4-26-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-14-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA 
11-1-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

* One of my all-time favorite concerts.  We were on our way to Star Lake and Angie Szalay drove over a mattress box spring that was laying in the middle of Rt. 22.  Nothing she could do about it goin' 70 mph.  I remember her yelling, "Oh fuck!  Hold on!"  To which I fired back, "We're all gonna die!"

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1362)

#2216.  For Trump

#2217.  Mark Green

#2218.  Song For The Trumped

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)


Please do not share this material with Dale Strong (R-AL) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 


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