#2222. Prolapse Stain (Forty-Five)

As of this moment in time, I'm going to start assigning names to the limited edition "Trumpin 'n Dumpin" series.  Hey each dump deserves a modicum of individual recognition.  Rightly so!

What would you call this one?

I'm gonna call it "Take Me To The Pilot" in honor of Elton John.

Reminds me of Pilot Mountain near Mt. Airy, NC.

I said BAM!

 

 

Prolapse Stain (Forty Five)
sonofsaf

Why Stormy is a-pornin’, her choice of Trump’s inbred
Suckin’ and a-fuckin’, mushroom dick instead
His asshole’s an endeavor his ass she’ll sodomize
Strap-on dildo whenever, a la carte cream pies

A Big Mac ain’t the enemy, Diet Coke is right
McDonald’s ain’t the enemy, let’s all take a bite
Treason is a big crime, we’re sick of
Insurrection’s a crime, coup d’etat

Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain
Fat jerk that’s forty-five again
His fake bullshit we must defend
Big lies a constant victim

Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain
Fat jerk that’s forty-five again
His fake bullshit we must defend
Big lies a constant victim

The fake news ain’t so groovy Ivanka is a cunt
Stormy romancing, Lake Tahoe was fun
Only on Truth Social, late at night
Only on Truth Social, Trumpy’s gonna fight

Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain
Fat jerk that’s forty-five again
His fake bullshit we must defend
Big lies a constant victim

A fat fuck isn’t slim, Donald Trump’s the enemy
The lazy are not slim but the lazy disagree (lazy disagree)
An asshole prolapse stain, scathingly from the right
Piece of shit or so they say, he doesn’t drink Bud Light

Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain
Fat jerk that’s forty-five again
His fake bullshit we must defend
Big lies a constant victim

(Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain)
He's always leaves a prolapse stain
(Fat jerk that’s forty-five again)
He’s full of lard
(His fake bullshit we must defend)
Big lies a constant victim

(Trump baby makes Orange Prolapse stain)
(Fat jerk that’s forty-five again)
(His fake bullshit we must defend)
(Big lies a constant victim)

 

Morning Train (Nine To Five)
Sheena Easton

I wake up every mornin', I stumble out of bed
Stretchin' and yawnin', another day ahead
It seems to last forever and time goes slowly by
Till babe and me's together, then it starts to fly

'Cause the moment that he's with me, time can take a flight
The moment that he's with me, everything's alright
Night time is the right time, we make love
Then it's his and my time, we take off

My baby takes the morning train / Trump baby
He works from nine to five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin' for him

My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine to five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin' for him

He takes me to a movie or to a restaurant
To go slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright

My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine to five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin' for him

All day I think of him, dreamin' of him constantly
I'm crazy mad for him and he's crazy mad for me (crazy mad for me)
When he steps off that train, amazingly full of fight
Work all day to earn his pay, so we can play all night

My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine to five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin' for him

(My baby takes the morning train)
He's always on that morning train
(He works from nine to five and then)
He works so hard
(He takes another home again)
To find me waiting for him

(My baby takes the morning train)
(He works from nine to five and then)
(He takes another home again)
(To find me waitin' for him)

 

 

 

For this numerically noteworthy parody, I opted for a corny lip-synced version.  Why?  Because the Orange Prolapse warrants a good lip-syncing.  If you want a live version, here ya go.

According to my cursory research, Sheena Easton has never performed in the Burgh.  She's currently on the casino junket at the age of 64.  If you happen to bump into her, please inform her of my parody.  I think it would be a smash hit.  With the future of democracy on the line, maybe it's time to mix things up!

Believe it or not, this is my second parody of Morning Train (Nine To Five). 

#1562.  So Much Pain (The Big Lie)

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#2216.  For Trump

#2217.  Mark Green

#2218.  Song For The Trumped

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

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