#2199. It's Greg Abbott

Trump stepped out of his comfort zone and accepted an endorsement from Governor Greg Abbott (R-TX). 

The Orange Prolapse is well known for his uneasiness regarding photo-ops with people confined to wheelchairs.  Not to mention military veterans with severe burns, disfigurements, missing limbs, etc.  Why?  Because he thinks they make him look weak.

Naturally, I think it would be wise to draw attention to the situation.  So here's my idea.

In the future, anytime someone introduces or interviews Greg Abbott, they should say his name like Richie Aprile would.

It's Greg Abbott!

 

I'd even go so far as to superimpose Abbott's face on Beansie.  

Could very well usher in a new era of MAGA headgear... and trinket-inspired grifting.

Shades of Q-Anon Shaman Jacob Chansley.

 

 

 

"It’s Greg Abbott"
sonofsaf

It’s The Jacket
Richie Aprile (David Proval)

 

A great trivia question for Sopranos fans.  James Gandolfini placed absolute trust in the writers and never allowed anyone to change their lines.  However, there was a lone actor/actress who was allowed to alter his/her script.  Name that character.

Answer: Paulie Walnuts.  James Cirico.  

Why?  Because he was actually connected in real life.  An admitted member of the mafia. 

In other news, Steelers lost to the Browns 13-10 in Cleveland over the weekend.  The loss echoed Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz.

 

Spotted underneath the bridge by the North Side post office.

There's no place like home.  There's no place like home.  There's no place like home.

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#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)

#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)

#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)

#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)

#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)

#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)

#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)

#2003.  Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)

#2004.  Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)

#2006.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)

#2007.  He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)

 

#2008.  Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)

#2010.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)

#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

#2012.  An Asshole No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#2013.  Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Santana)

#2014.  Dolan (Stolen --- The Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#2015.  Jim Justice (Blind Justice --- Agnostic Front)

#2016.  My God's Donald Trump (My God Is The Sun --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#2017.  Robert T. Bigelow (Moving In Stereo --- The Cars)

#2018.  Joshua Sills (Beverly Hills --- Weezer)

#2019.  Pritt Is An Orange Prolapse Fart (Quit Playin' Games With My Heart --- Backstreet Boys)

#2020.  Pudding Fingers (Crazy Fingers --- Grateful Dead) 

#2021.  Deace (Peace --- Judas Priest)

#2022.  Joshua Stills (Beverly Hills --- Circle Jerks)

#2023.  Deace (Peace -- Weezer)

#2024.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Powerman 5000)

#2025.  Scott Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2026.  Trevian Kutti (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#2027.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Rancid)

#2028.  CUM (Dumb --- Nirvana)

 

#2029.  Clark (Sparks --- Coldplay)

 

#2030.  DOJ Jeffrey Clark (Saturday In The Park --- Chicago)

 

#2031.  Deace (Grease --- Bee Gees)

 

#2032.  Abigail Jo Shry (No Woman, No Cry --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)

 

#2033.  Abigail (Abigail --- King Diamond)

 

#2034.  Nauta's Really Gay (Gotta Get Away --- The Offspring)

 

#2035.  Owens (Oceans --- Pearl Jam)

 

#2036.  Jew!  (Who? --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

 

#2037.  Shawn Still's A Creep (Until It Sleeps --- Metallica)

 

#2038.  Findling (Kindling --- Harry Brokensha & Nick Wilson)

 

#2039.  Doug Burgum (Bang The Drum --- Lindsey Buckingham)

 

#2040.  Puddin' Stain (Puddin' Taine --- Primus)

 

#2041.  Harrison Floyd (Into The Void --- Kiss)

 

#2042.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Moby)

 

#2043.  Sadow (Meatplow --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#2044.  Lawfare (I Swear --- All 4 One)

 

#2045.  Reddy Really Blows (Steady, As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

 

#2046.  Stormy's Chest (Phone Went West --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#2047.  Lake's A Dummy And Cunt (Take The Money And Run --- Steve Miller)

 

#2048.  Lake's A Liar (Lake Of Fire --- Nirvana)

 

#2049.  Assclown (Lowdown --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#2050.  Fuck Forty-Five (Love Is Alive --- Gary Wright)

 

#2051.  Lake Will Fuck You (Take Me With You --- Prince)

 

#2052.  Stephen Lee (Let It Be --- The Beatles)

 

#2053.  Pezzola's Bad News (Viola Lee Blues --- Grateful Dead)

 

#2054.  Crow (Snow --- The Chemical Brothers)

 

#2055.  Blow Chesebro (Go With the Flow --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

 

#2056.  Brandon Judd (Book Of Blood --- Armored Saint)

 

#2057.  David Cole (Rock And Roll --- Led Zeppelin)

 

#2058.  David Cole (Heart And Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

 

#2059.  Senator Cruz (Second Hand News --- Fleetwood Mac)

 

#2060.  Elon (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)

 

#2061.  I Guess That's Why They Call Him Ted Cruz (I Guess That's Why They Call Him Ted Cruz --- Elton John)

 

#2062.  Kari Lake (Crater Lake --- Liz Phair)

#2063.  Rehl (Deal --- Grateful Dead)

#2064.  Navarro (I Don't Know --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#2065.  Navarro (Touch And Go --- The Cars)

#2066.  Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)

#2067.  Charles Roy (Corduroy --- Pearl Jam)

#2068.  Shutdown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#2069.  Rectum of J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Carole King)

 

#2070.  Kim Jong Un (Harvest Moon --- Neil Young)

 

#2071.  Un (Soon --- My Bloody Valentine)

 

#2072.  Harlan Crow (Let It Snow --- Billy Idol)

 

#2073.  Crow (Low --- Cracker)

 

#2074.  Trump Dump's A Piece Of Shit (Trump Won And You Know It --- Natasha Owens)

 

#2075.  Trump Farts (Doll Parts --- Hole)

 

#2076.  Tuberville (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)

 

#2077.  Trump Was Born To Fuck You (I Was Born To Love You --- Ray LaMontagne)

 

#2078.  Harrison Floyd (Nine Inch Nails --- Into The Void)

 

#2079.  Ted Cruz (Bad News --- Johnny Cash)

 

#2080.  Rand Paul (Snowball --- Jimmy Fallon)

 

#2081.  Ray Epps (Footsteps --- Pearl Jam)

 

#2082.  Crow (Low --- Coldplay)

 

#2083.  Donald Is Gay (Those Were The Days --- All In The Family theme song)

 

#2084.  Bill Cassidy (Butch Cassidy --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#2085.  Birdbrain (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#2086.  McDonald's Meals (Head Over Heels --- The Go-Go's)

 

#2087.  Birdbrain (Red Rain --- Peter Gabriel)

 

#2088.  Birdbrain (Love Train --- Rolling Stones)

 

#2089.  Nikki Haley's A Birdbrain (Have You Ever Seen The Rain --- CCR/John Fogerty)

 

#2090.  Donald Duck (Disco Duck --- Rick Dees And His Cast Of Idiots)

 

#2091.  Birdbrain (Sweet Jane --- The Velvet Underground)

 

#2092.  Birdbrain (Queen Jane ---Grateful Dead)

 

#2093.  Donald Duck (What The Fuck --- The Boxer Rebellion)

 

#2094.  Donald Duck (Police Truck --- Megadeth) 

 

#2095.  Kise Team (Nice Dream --- Radiohead)

 

#2096.  James Craig (Bootleg --- John Fogerty)

 

#2097.  Donald Bender (Hey Big Spender --- Queen)

 

#2098.  Greene Lies (Green Eyes --- Husker Du)

 

#2099.  Chris Kise (Love Bites --- Judas Priest)

 

#2100.  Those Greene Lies (Those Green Eyes --- Avett Brothers)

 

#2102.  Jim (Gym --- Adam Sandler)

 

#2103.  Habba Will Fuck Ya (Havah Nagilah --- Neil Diamond)

 

#2104.  Jim Jordan (The Warden --- Old Crow Medicine Show)

 

#2105.  Stephen Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)

 

#2106.  Fucked Up Hamas (Upon The Cross --- King Diamond)

 

#2107.  Ron DeSantis (Reminiscing --- Little River Band)

 

#2108.  Lake Will Screw (Open Your Ass Wide) (Break On Through To The Other Side --- The Doors)

 

#2109.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

 

#2110.  A Coup D'Etat's The Plan (I Want To Hold Your Hand --- The Beatles)

 

#2111.  Goodbye Hamas (Deny The Cross --- Overkill)

 

#2112.  Steve Scalise (Piece By Piece --- Slayer)

 

#2113.  Kari Lake Is Gay (God Will Make A Way --- Don Moen)

 

#2114.  Jeff McConney Sinner (Reality Winner --- Son Volt)

 

#2115.  Kari Lake's Gonna Fart (Don't Go Breaking My Heart --- Elton John)

 

#2116.  Lake Is Full Of Bullshit (Take It To The Limit --- The Eagles)

 

#2117.  Kari Lake Will Fart (Achy Breaky Heart --- Billy Ray Cyrus)

 

#2118.  Deif  (Grief --- Sepultura)

 

#2119.  Where's El Deif (Where's The Beef --- 1980's Wendy's Commercial)

 

#2120.  And I Hate That Steve Scalise (When I Paint My Masterpiece --- Grateful Dead)

 

#2121. She's Brenna Bird (Gee, I'm A Nerd --- Weird Al Yankovic)

#2122.  That Brenna Bird (This Little Bird --- Nancy Sinatra)

 

#2123.  Why Is Ivanka (Why Don't We Get Drunk --- Jimmy Buffett)

 

#2124.  Brenna Bird (Surfin' Bird --- The Trashmen)

 

#2125.  Brenna Bird (Lady Bird --- Nancy Sinatra)

 

#2126.  Bird Is A Liar (Bird On A Wire --- Johnny Cash)

 

#2127.  Austin Scott (Ocelot --- Phish)

 

#2128.  El Deif (Sweet Leaf --- Black Sabbath)

 

#2129.  Emmer (Hummer --- Cheap Trick)

 

#2130.  On Truth Social (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

 

#2131.  Waltz Is An Asshole

 

#2132.  Trump's A Retard (Calling Blue Cars --- Dishwalla)

 

#2133.  Jordan (Bargain --- The Who)

 

#2134.  That Liar Mark Burns (The Fire Still Burns --- Twisted Sister)

 

#2135.  Palmer (Bomber --- Motorhead)

 

#2136.  Pete Sessions (Impressions --- Napalm Death)

 

#2137.  Stormy's Gonna Fake It (We're Not Gonna Take It --- Twisted Sister)

 

#2138.  Jim Jordan (The Curtain --- Phish)

 

#2139.  Mike Johnson (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

 

#2140.  Justice (Justice --- Krokus)

 

#2141.  Pete Sessions (Possessions --- Loretta Lynn)

 

#2142.  Tata Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

 

#2143.  I'm Giving To Mike Johnson (I'm Living In Wisconsin --- The Dead Milkmen)

 

#2144.  Mike Johnson (Done And Done --- The Tragically Hip)

 

#2145.  Larry Elder (Gimme Shelter --- Rolling Stones) 

 

#2146.  Donald Trump Isn't White (And We Bid You Goodnight --- Grateful Dead)

 

#2147.  Larry Elder (Helter Skelter --- The Beatles)

 

#2148.  Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#2149.  Tommy Tuberville (The Fool On The Hill --- The Beatles)

 

#2150.  Trumpin' Orange Trash (Jumpin' Jack Flash --- Rolling Stones)

 

#2151.  Glenn Youngkin (Violin --- They Might Be Giants)

 

#2152.  Donald Junior (Song For Junior --- Beastie Boys)

 

#2153.  Rockey Might Be Gay (Rocky Mountain Way --- Joe Walsh)

 

#2154.  Patrick Dai (Evil Eye --- Black Crowes)

 

#2155.  Bobby Knight (Fly By Night --- Rush)

 

#2156.  Tuberville (Violet Hill --- Coldplay)

 

#2157.  Tom Tuberville (Blueberry Hill --- Fats Domino)

 

#2158.  Kristi Noem (Mobile Home --- The Presidents Of The United States Of America)

 

#2159.  Tommy Tuberville (Margaritaville --- Jimmy Buffett)

 

#2160.  Donald's Prayer (The Lord's Prayer --- Andrea Bocelli)

 

#2161.  Roseanne Barr (Shooting Star --- Bad Company)

 

#2162.  Tate Reeves (Long Sleeves --- Black Stone Cherry)

 

#2163.  Virginia Foxx (Pandora's Box --- Aerosmith)

 

#2164.  Orange Clown (Hoedown --- Emerson, Lake & Palmer)

 

#2165.  Romaine (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#2166.  Ed Romaine (I'm Insane --- Ratt)

 

#2167.  Bootgate (The Wait --- Metallica)

 

#2168.  Cameron's A Fucking Cunt (Anyone Can Fall In Love --- Doris Day)

 

#2169.  Cameron Is A Retard (Anyone Can Play Guitar --- Radiohead)

 

#2170.  Virginia's Cunt Might Have Crust (Another One Bites The Dust --- Queen)

 

#2171.  Cameron (Anyone --- Sugar Ray)

 

#2172.  Estaban Bovo (Me & My Shadow --- Judy Garland)

 

#2173.  Bridget Hill (Looks That Kill --- Motley Crue)

#2174.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

 

#2175.  Kern (Burn --- King Diamond)

 

#2176.  Anthony Tata (Persona Grata --- Joan Armatrading)

 

#2177.  Scum (Scum --- Napalm Death)

 

#2178.  Kosher Pig Is A Lie (The Great Gig In The Sky --- Pink Floyd)

 

#2179.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Son Volt)

 

#2180.  The Donald's Not A Man (I Want To Hold Your Hand --- The Beatles)

 

#2181.  Trump Is A Cunt (Here Comes The Sun --- The Beatles)

 

#2182.  Stormy Daniels Wasn't His Wife (Got To Get You Into My Life --- The Beatles)

 

#2183.  Donald Trump's A Cunt (All You Need Is Love --- The Beatles)

 

#2184.  Donald's A Clown (Don't Let Me Down --- The Beatles)

 

#2185.  The Donald Will Explode (The Long And Winding Road --- The Beatles)

 

#2186.  Stand Your Butt Up (Stand Your Ass Up --- Tech N9ne)

 

#2187.  Insurrection (Revolution --- The Beatles)

 

#2188.  Bovo's A Gadfly (Hobo's Lullabye --- Arlo Guthrie)

 

#2189.  Entering Alina > Fuck Her (Enter the Arena > Crush 'Em --- Megadeth)

 

#2190.  Mullin Man (Muffin Man --- Frank Zappa)

 

#2191.  Till The Donald Cums (Till The Morning Comes --- Neil Young)

 

#2192.  Till The Donald Cums (Till The Morning Comes --- Grateful Dead)

 

#2193.  Chip Roy (Enjoy --- Bjork)

 

#2194.  Musk's A Cunt (Muskrat Love --- Captain & Tennille)

 

#2195.  Trump Is A Cunt Forever (Love Will Keep Us Together --- Captain & Tennille)

 

#2196.  Shaman Bitch (Common Bitch --- Ween)

 

#2197.  Michael Turner (Afterburner --- Saxon)

 

#2198.  Alina (Corrina --- Grateful Dead)

#2199.  It's Greg Abbott (It's The Jacket --- Sopranos)

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