In the swing states, the latest trend in politics is... swingin'.
You get yourself elected and then simply just switch parties. You know, to join the majority and obtain power.
Hey, why even bother to run for office on the issues? Or your moral principles? What would be the point?
Such is the case with former Democrat representative Elliott Pritt from West Virginia.
Let's serve up this strapping lad a couple Trump Dumps. Since nobody outside of Southern West Virginia knows who this asshole is, we'll honor him with a couple "Bench Dumps."
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| ALL RISE... for the honorable Uncle Thom. . |
Pritt is An Orange (Prolapse Fart)
sonofsaf
Baby, oh-oh
Big Mac a la carte, for free
Donald is the enemy
Stop and take a poll, the steal
Trumpers don’t love Stormy D.
Treason’s worse in the hood it’s a crime
Lock him up and dare to dream
But forty-five’s butt’s so sad, baby
Pritt is an Orange Prolapse fart
Pritt is an Orange Prolapse fart (prolapse fart)
A piece of shit from the start (the start)
Pritt is an Orange Prolapse fart
A mushroom bone and retard
A coup d’etat kills a cop (prolapse fart)
A piece of shit from the start (the start)
Pritt is an Orange Prolapse fart
Ivanka Kushner’s gay
Jared’s cornholing crack you’ll see
Trump is king MAGA hates that Jew
Daughter-wife’s a twat Jew tranny
Treason’s worse in the hood it’s a crime
Lock him up and dare to dream
But forty-five’s butt’s so sad, baby
Bed wetter
Pritt is an Orange Prolapse fart
Pritt is an Orange Prolapse fart (prolapse fart)
A piece of shit from the start (the start)
Pritt is an Orange Prolapse fart
A mushroom bone and retard
A coup d’etat kills a cop (prolapse fart)
A piece of shit from the start (the start)
Pritt has no shame
Baby, baby!
A fat cunt that Huckabee’s wrong
If you are banging it whenever
Oh baby, baby, Sarah is white
Sanders is far right
Baby, oh-oh, Pritt is an orange
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na, baby
Na na na na na na
Treason’s worse in the hood it’s a crime
Lock him up and dare to dream
But forty-five’s butt’s so sad, baby
Pritt is an Orange Prolapse fart
Pritt is an Orange Prolapse fart (prolapse fart)
A piece of shit from the start (the start)
Pritt is an Orange Prolapse fart
A mushroom bone and retard
A coup d’etat kills a cop (prolapse fart)
A piece of shit from the start (the start)
Pritt is an Orange Prolapse fart
Pritt is an Orange Prolapse fart
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na, baby
Na na na na na na
Pritt is an Orange Prolapse fart
Na na na na na na
Prolapse fart
Na na na na na, baby
Ass fart, ass fart
Quit Playin' Games (With My Heart)
Backstreet Boys
Baby, oh-oh
Even in my heart, I see
You're not being true to me
Deep within my soul, I feel
Nothing's like it used to be
Sometimes I wish I could turn back time
Impossible as it may seem
But I wish I could so bad, baby
Quit playing games with my heart
Quit playing games with my heart (with my heart)
Before you tear us apart (my heart)
Quit playing games with my heart
I should have known from the start
You know you have got to stop (from my heart)
You are tearing us apart (my heart)
Quit playing games with my heart
I live my life the way
To keep you coming back to me
Everything I do is for you
So what is it that you can't see
Sometimes I wish I could turn back time
Impossible as it may seem
But I wish I could so bad, baby
You better
Quit playing games with my heart
Quit playing games with my heart (with my heart)
Before you tear us apart (my heart)
Quit playing games with my heart
I should have known from the start
You know you have got to stop (from my heart)
You are tearing us apart (my heart)
Quit playing games
Baby, baby!
The love that we had was so strong
Don't leave me hanging here forever
Oh baby, baby, this is not right
Let's stop this tonight
Baby, oh-oh, quit playing games
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na, baby
Na na na na na na
Sometimes I wish I could turn back time
Impossible as it may seem
But I wish I could so bad, baby
Quit playing games with my heart
Quit playing games with my heart (with my heart)
Before you tear us apart (my heart)
Quit playing games with my heart
I should have known from the start
You know you have got to stop (from my heart)
You are tearing us apart (my heart)
Quit playing games with my heart
Quit playing games with my heart
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na, baby
Na na na na na na
Quit playing games with my heart
Na na na na na na
With my heart
Na na na na na, baby
My heart, my heart
Great song. Probably their best. Not joking.
If you wish, feel free to alter the title to "Britt Is An Orange Prolapse Fart." Republican Senator Katie Britt (R-AL).
This parody could've been better. But the more I thought about it... West Virginia political turncoat Elliott Pritt just wasn't deserving of a superior effort.
From 2001 to 2022, the Backstreet Boys have played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.
Backstreet Boys:
6-25-01, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-14-15, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#1175)
#1939. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)
#1940. Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)
#1941. Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)
#1942. Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)#1943. Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)
#1944. Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)
#1945. Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)
#1947. Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)
#1948. Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1949. Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)
#1950. Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)
#1951. Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)
#1952. Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)
#1953. Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)
#1954. Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)
#1955. Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)
#1956. Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)
#1957. Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)
#1958. A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)
#1959. Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1960. Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)
#1961. Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)
#1962. Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)
#1963. Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)
#1964. Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)
#1965. Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1966. The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)
#1967. I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1968. Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)
#1969. Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)
#1970. I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)
#1971. Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)
#1972. Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)
#1973. Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)
#1974. Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1975. Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)
#1976. Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1977. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)
#1978. Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)
#1979. His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)
#1980. Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)
#1981. Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)
#1982. Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)
#1983. Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)
#1984. Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)
#1985. Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)
#1986. Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)
#1987. Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)
#1988. Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)
#1989. Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)
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