Sunday, August 13, 2023

#2021. Deace

Conservative Iowa radio talk show host Steve Deace recently endorsed Ron "Pudding Fingers" DeSantis.  I'd sooner have endorsed a chipped-chopped Isaly's ham sandwich.

I'd surmise that Donald Trump is likely incensed.  Let's present all three of 'em (Dease, Digital Puddin', and the Orange Prolapse) with a couple 'o dumps.


A spectacular "T" shaped human Trump Dump just ahead of a today's Buccos double header.

They won the first game 4-2.  And they're up 4-3 in the second (top of the 7th).

Raise the Jolly Rancher!



 

Deace
sonofsaf

Enemies to scold
Kushner’s a Jew
Ivanka I’m told
Infection yeast
Steve Deace

Treason’s a shit show
Insurrection’s wild flood of blood
Burning ass down low
Cunt made of shit
The shit

Be Best focus
Pornography
Stormy’s a whore

 

Peace
Judas Priest

Memories unfold
Search the past to
Never growing old
Once we had peace
Such peace

Seasons come and go
Every man's a child to someone
Learning as we grow
Love and you'll live
Forgive

Conquest transgress
Purgatory
Lift us onward

 

 

From 1980 to the present, Judas Priest has sodomized the Burgh a grand total of 14 times. 

I wanna go hot rockin.'

Judas Priest:

8-28-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-16-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

9-17-21, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1177)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)
 
#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)
 
#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)
 
#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)
 
#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)
 
#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)
 
#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)
 
#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)
 
#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)
 
#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)
 
#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)
 
#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)
 
#2003.  Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)
 
#2004.  Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)
 
#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)
 
#2006.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)
 
#2007.  He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)
 
#2008.  Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)

#2010.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)
 
#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)
 
#2012.  An Asshole No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#2013.  Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Santana)

#2014.  Dolan (Stolen --- The Brian Jonestown Massacre)
 
#2015.  Jim Justice (Blind Justice --- Agnostic Front)
 
#2016.  My God's Donald Trump (My God Is The Sun --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
 
#2017.  Robert T. Bigelow (Moving In Stereo --- The Cars)
 
#2018.  Joshua Sills (Beverly Hills --- Weezer)
 
#2019.  Pritt Is An Orange Prolapse Fart (Quit Playin' Games With My Heart --- Backstreet Boys)
 
#2020.  Pudding Fingers (Crazy Fingers --- Grateful Dead) 
 
#2021.  Deace (Peace --- Judas Priest)


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