#2016. My God's Donald Trump

MAKE ANAL GREAT AGAIN!  

MAKE ASSHOLES GAPE AGAIN!

The Orange Prolapse infamously poses with an inverted bible.

 MAGA!

 

My God’s Donald Trump
sonofsaf

He craps on golden commode
Truth Social’s so fucked up
Falsehoods, critical race
A basket case, more shit, and snot

Fuck him, a liar flood of blood
Stealing, my god’s Donald Trump
Fuck him fat liar and a cunt
Stealing, my god’s Donald Trump

Well, MAGA red like Santa Claus
Grab ‘em by the crotch
He’ll take a shit in toilet stalls
Mushroom his pissing cock
(You’re conned)

Fuck him, a liar’s flood of blood
Stealing, my god’s Donald Trump
Fuck him fat liar and a cunt
Stealing, my god’s Donald Trump
Yeah
Fuck him, a liar’s flood of blood
Stealing, my god’s Donald Trump
Stop the stealing
Donald’s treason

Donald’s treason
Malaise you can’t deny

 

My God Is The Sun
Queens Of The Stone Age

Far beyond the desert road
Where everything ends up
So good, the empty space
Mental erase, forgive, forgot

Heal them, like fire from a gun
Kneeling, my god is the sun
Heal them with fire from above
Kneeling, my god is the sun

Well, I don't know what time it was
I don't wear a watch
So good to be an ant who crawls
Atop a spinning rock
(Beyond)
info
Heal them, like fire from a gun
Kneeling, my god is the sun
Heal them with fire from above
Kneeling, my god is the sun
Yeah
Heal them, like fire from a gun
Kneeling, my god is the sun
Healing, kneeling
Godless heathens

Godless heathens
Always want from the sky

 

 

From 1999 to the present, Queens Of The Stone Age have droned the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.

Queens Of The Stone Age:

7-19-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)

9-14-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

9-13-17, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

QOTSA lyrics generally don't make for good parodies.  I skipped their concert last week.  However, I did score this backstage access material.

The Big Lie 100: (#1172)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)

 

#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)

 

#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)

 

#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

 

#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)

 

#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)

 

#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)

 

#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)

 

#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)

 

#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)

 

#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)

 

#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)

 

#2003.  Chris Sununu (Out Of The Blue --- Alan Parsons Project)

 

#2004.  Aldean Cunt (Machine Gun --- The Commodores)

 

#2005.  Vance Is White And Gay (Dance The Night Away --- Van Halen)

 

#2006.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Billy Ocean)

 

#2007.  He's Braun (He's Gone --- Grateful Dead)

 

#2008.  Bishop Probes (Bishop's Robes --- Radiohead)

#2009.  Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)

#2010.  Donald's Arraignment (That's Entertainment --- Aretha Franklin)

 

#2011.  Taylor Greene (Hey Nineteen --- Steely Dan)

 

#2012.  An Asshole No Doubt (The Sun Will Come Out --- Little Orphan Annie)

#2013.  Hillbilly J.D. Vance (Victim of Circumstance --- Santana)

#2014.  Dolan (Stolen --- The Brian Jonestown Massacre)

 

#2015.  Jim Justice (Blind Justice --- Agnostic Front)

 

#2016.  My God's Donald Trump (My God Is The Sun --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

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