Tuesday, August 01, 2023

#2002. Aldean

Cunt-tree music star Jason Aldean performed in Mansfield, Massachusetts over the weekend at the outdoor X-Finity Center.

 

After taking plenty of heat for his latest dog whistle video "Try That In A Small Town," Aldean explained that his song actually applies to the events of 10 years ago regarding the Boston Marathon bombing.  How the entire community rallied and that if the ordinary locals had found the brotherly bombers, they would've beaten the shit out them.

Uh yeah.  I guess that's one way to sell it.

Orange Prolapse tested.  Orange Prolapse approved.



 

Aldean
sonofsaf

Fuck Jason Aldean
And Forty-Five flags unfurled
Trump we defend
Forty-Five flags unfurled
Jason Aldean
His bullshit’s because
His dick is no longer erect
Has no balls neither
Forty-Five flags unfurled oh the stench
Those Forty-Five flags unfurled
Donald defend
The fuckin’ stench
Fuck Jason Aldean
And Forty-Five flags unfurled
Jack Smith’s deranged
Indictment beware

 

Machine
Violent Femmes

I got a machine
And I took over the world
In one weekend
I took over the world
With my machine
I did it because
I was looking for a project
And it was either
Take over the world or learn French
So I took over the world
And next weekend
I can learn French
I got a machine
And I took over the world
But nothing changed
That wouldn't be fair



 

 

From 1986 to the present, the Violent Femmes have played the Burgh a surprising 16 times.  Mason's a huge fan.  Me, eh, not so much.  Back in the day, too many college kids singing celebratory, drunken versions of Blister In The Sun.  You know... just before the bar shuts down. 

 

Violent Femmes:

6-9-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH (opened for The Hateful Head).

7-17-17, Stage AE, Pittsburgh

9-15-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh


The Big Lie 100: (#1159)

#1938.  Amanda Chase (Leather and Lace --- Stevie Nicks)

#1939.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Skrillex)

#1940.  Wagner Group (Chicken Soup --- Saint Etienne)

#1941.  Donald Trump Is Not A King (Money Changes Everything --- Cyndi Lauper)

#1942.  Will Hurd (Songbird --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1943.  Trump Is Gay (Trip Away --- Jane's Addiction)

#1944.  Transgender (Surrender --- Natalie Taylor)

#1945.  Robert Bowers (After Hours --- Boz Scaggs)

#1946.  Transgender (Surrender --- Cheap Trick)

#1947.  Mercenary (Virgin Mary --- Joan Baez)

#1948.  Bacon's Fucking You (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1949.  Donald Ain't White (Feelin' Alright --- Joe Cocker)

#1950.  Trump's A Cunt (Born To Run --- Bruce Springsteen)

#1951.  Orange Prolapse Fart (Call To Your Heart --- Giuffria)

#1952.  Robert Bowers (Kilburn Towers --- Bee Gees)

#1953.  Is An Asshole (Antisocial --- Anthrax)

#1954.  Walt Nauta (Saltwater --- Julian Lennon)

#1955.  Gay Donald (Hey Stoopid --- Alice Cooper)

#1956.  Luna (Tuna --- Hooverphonic)

#1957.  Sick Bowers (Six Hours --- Alice Cooper)

#1958.  A Border (No Quarter --- Led Zeppelin)

#1959.  Cocaine (The Chain --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1960.  Steven Daines (Country Lanes --- Bee Gees)

#1961.  Greene Is Outta Line (Teenage Frankenstein --- Alice Cooper)

#1962.  Nauta Fucks You (Gotta Jibboo --- Phish)

#1963.  Greene Can't Be Trusted (Mean Mister Mustard --- The Beatles)

#1964.  Kash (Trash --- Silverchair)

#1965.  Sam Brown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1966.  The Jesse Law Acrimony (The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony --- Phish)

#1967.  I Hate Sam Brown (I Won't Back Down --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1968.  Aileen Cannon (Feast or Famine --- Seether)

#1969.  Tommy (Shit) (Eminem --- Mommy (Skit)

#1970.  I Saw Tommy Fisting Donald Trump (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus --- Twisted Sister)

#1971.  Tommy, Can A Nationalist Be White (Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight --- The Misfits)

#1972.  Taylor Greene's Gay (In Between Days --- The Cure)

#1973.  Just Like Kevin (Just Like Heaven --- The Cure)

#1974.  Eli Crane (Crazy Train --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1975.  Crane (Rain --- Rusted Root)

#1976.  Eli Crane (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1977.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Audioslave)

#1978.  Nauta And The Treason (Gotta Have A Reason --- Bon Jovi)

#1979.  His Ass Is Why: A Fist For DeSantis (As Time Goes By: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss --- Willie Nelson & Julio Eglesias)

#1980.  Roy's A Fanatic (Toys In The Attic --- Aerosmith)

#1981.  Two Thousand Mules (Nobody's Fool --- Cinderella)

#1982.  Taylor Greene (Gasoline --- Trampled By Turtles)

#1983.  Clown (Down --- Pearl Jam)

#1984.  Taylor Greene (Mean Machine --- Motorhead)

#1985.  Tom Fitton, Big Lie (Once Bitten, Twice Shy --- Great White)

#1986.  Chip Roy's A Fucking Clown (The Toys Go Winding Down --- Primus)

#1987.  Cannon (Famine --- Death Angel)

#1988.  Greene (Jean --- David Hasselhoff)

#1989.  Jim Justice (Street Justice --- Cro-Mags)
 
#1990.  Ayotte (Slipknot --- Grateful Dead)
 
#1991.  Hawley (Polly --- Nirvana)

#1992.  Proud Boys Love Trump The Clown (The Boys Are Back In Town --- Thin Lizzy)
 
#1993.  Cornyn (Outshined --- Soundgarden)
 
#1994.  Mittens Romney (Hot Pastrami --- The Ronettes)
 
#1995.  Meet John Cornyn (Sweet Caroline --- James Taylor)
 
#1996.  John Cornyn (Red, Red Wine --- Neil Diamond)
 
#1997.  Timothy Shea (Come Out And Play --- The Offspring)

#1998.  Shithead Fred Keller (Rats In The Cellar --- Aerosmith)
 
#1999.  Timothy Shea (Games People Play --- Alan Parsons Project)
 
#2000.  Trump's A Fuckin' Orange Clown (Try That In A Small Town --- Jason Aldean)
 
#2001.  Aldean (Machine --- Black Flag)
 
#2002.  Aldean (Machine --- Violent Femmes)



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