Former DHS Director Kristi Noem recently filed for divorce.
The Orange Prolapse...
fired Cosplay Kristi when her husband Byron's "monster chest" obsession was exposed.
Not a good look. Trump didn't care for the Stormy Daniels infidelity comparisons.
When asked to comment about the impending divorce, Byron Noem tried to lighten the mood. He replied with a well known Seinfeld quip.
Byron, you just got dumped!
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| No beardos, no weirdos, no wimps... |
Charles Duncan Green V, better known as CG5, has the same hairdo as Secretary of War Pete Hegseth.
Kristi Noem!
sonofsaf
Orange Prolapse reeks, girls are proud and lazy.
More pornography motorboatin’ irately,
Golden shitshows, defile Trump dumpin’ tiny mushroom glory holes.
Donald’s bought and sold, hey golden throne.
Kristi Noem, Kristi Noem, Kristi Noem, Kristi Noem,
Shit is wrong, shit smells strong, shittin’ in defeat all night long.
Kristi Noem, Kristi Noem, toilet stallin’ in a combat zone.
Hating when the news is on, dope is on display his Truth Social con.
Melania’s cunt’s, the worst of pornography,
Libtarded big moments a
re the coup d’etat plans for Washington, D.C.
No morning wood,
‘Cause Trump is the meanest butt misunderstood.
Trump Vodka’s gin rummy, isn’t terribly yummy.
Big Mac’s for tummies, and Whoppers cost money, yo!
Kristi Noem, Kristi Noem, Kristi Noem, Kristi Noem,
Shit is wrong, shit smells strong, shittin’ in defeat all night long.
Kristi Noem, Kristi Noem, toilet stallin’ in a combat zone.
Hating when the news is on, dope is on display his Truth Social con.
Kristi Noem, Kristi Noem, Kristi Noem, Kristi Noem,
Shit is wrong, shit smells strong, shittin’ in defeat all night long.
Kristi Noem, Kristi Noem, toilet stallin’ in a combat zone.
Hating when the news is on, dope is on display his Truth Social con.
Stay At Home!
CG5
Been a few weeks, world is getting crazy.
And we've had to be a little distant lately,
Businesses close, meanwhile we're runnin' low on toilet paper rolls.
Avoiding the colds, safe and alone.
Stay at home, stay at home,stay at home, stay at home,
Livin' strong, livin' long, livin' to the beat of this song.
Stay at home, stay at home, only callin' people on the phone.
Waiting for the break of dawn, waiting for the day that it's all gone.
Tell everyone, all your friends and family,
It'll make a big difference if we wash our hands ever so thoroughly.
Scrub 'em real good,
And you'll be the cleanest in the neighborhood.
If your nose is runny, and you feel kinda funny.
Just take your gummies, and don't be a dummy, no!
Stay at home, stay at home,stay at home, stay at home,
Livin' strong, livin' long, livin' to the beat of this song.
Stay at home, stay at home, only callin' people on the phone.
Waiting for the break of dawn, waiting for the day that it's all gone.
Stay at home, stay at home,stay at home, stay at home,
Livin' strong, livin' long, livin' to the beat of this song.
Stay at home, stay at home, only callin' people on the phone.
Waiting for the break of dawn, hopin' one day that it's all gone.
CG5...
also reminds me of that kid from the 40 Year Old Virgin.
Both have that similar flair for the camera.
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